How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight?

[Joe Redifer]

I can defeat 36 of them.  How many can YOU defeat?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Take the test for yourself.

[Turbo D]

It says I can take on 30 of them, lol.

[kid_rondeau]

22 baby!!

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I'm a weenie - only 18 toddlers for me.

[nectarsis]

26 of them are going DOWN.

[RuninRuder]

22.   

[guyjin]

28, but only because I'm a fatass.

[OldRover]

27.

[nat]

I'm a weenie - only 18 toddlers for me.

Not as much of a weenie as me-- I could only take 17 apparently.

I think I probably lost a lot of momentum in the last section, where I answered truthfully. I'd really have a hard time hurting kids. As the survey put it, "that's just wrong."

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I'd really have a hard time hurting kids. As the survey put it, "that's just wrong."

My moral compass stayed true, since it would be self defense.  Kinda made me think of Children of the Corn.

[Kitsunexus]

20, I suck. 

I would fight very dirty though.

[MissaFX]

Damn, apparently I am evil enough I would take on 28 of 'em at once and come out wearing the bloodstained sweater.  I think it is my exposire to zombie flics which has removed any qualms I would have about using lethal force against a zerg swarm of kindertoddlers, or even using one of the kiddies as a weapon should they force me to that resort.

[rolins]

18. Well that stinks. I know pummel twice that many toddlers.

[Keranu]

21, way higher than I thought. Technically I should be at 0.

[PCEngineHell]

I was at 33.

[MissaFX]

I was at 33.

Now that's some impressive 5y/o pwnage!  Pls accept me as your student oh great jedi.