If I Had One Super Power What Would It Be…

[Sparky]

yeah, if you were granted one super power or ability in this world what the heck would it be? 
I just have dirty thoughts in my head right now so im giving it some serous thought!!!

Remember only 1 and tell us why?

(if this topic was done before give me a slap!)

[Sinistron]

I'd like to be able to record my own dreams.  Maybe not a super power in the superhero sense- but that's what I'd want. 

[Tatsujin]

to fly

coz it's cool and useful.

but may be we first should define "Super Power"!

if you go very far, there're almost a infinit variations of such powers possible.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Invisibility and ladies locker rooms, no need to elaborate. 

[guyjin]

Immortality, of course 
Flying is a close second.

[Ceti Alpha]

Immortality, of course  Twisted Evil

  cheater

Flying would be pretty damned cool, but so would a healing factor - something like wolverine. But yeah, as NecroPhile said, we may need some more parameters on our hypothetical/wishful thinking topic. 

[Nazi NecroPhile]

(if this topic was done before give me a slap!)

I want a super power that lets me slap people when they don't answer their own threads. 

But yeah, as NecroPhile said, we may need some more parameters on our hypothetical/wishful thinking topic.

Huh..... I said what now?  I think you meant to type Tats, but he's wrong anyway.  This ain't a poll, and the Super Power Fairy ain't reading it either, so it doesn't matter if a desired power is unique, mundane, goofy, or whatever.

[Turbo D]

Immortality, of course 
Flying is a close second.

Me too! 

[Digi.k]

Teleportation.. tele'ing in and out of money vault = quick and free money transactions! :O


if I could have a 2nd power it would be the ability to create dopplegangers .. that way I could take out all my enemies at the same time bwhahahahaha

[rolins]

if I could have a 2nd power it would be the ability to create dopplegangers .. that way I could take out all my enemies at the same time bwhahahahaha

I was thinking the same thing. The ability to make duplicates of myself like Multiple Man.

Imagine the possibilities:

1) I can learn everything I want to know in a day by letting my dupes do the work, and just absorb them for the knowledge & experience.
2) Have my dupes play all the games I'd never had time for.
3) Gangbang 

[Sparky]

(if this topic was done before give me a slap!)

I want a super power that lets me slap people when they don't answer their own threads. 

ouch!! the truth hurts

Ok for me it is levitation ... stuck in f'n traffic? no problem...my orange saturn rises above the rest and i get to work on time... for once
lots of other things i could levitate as well, but most again are dirty thoughts.

and lets shorten it to a Power or an ability of some kind, could be somthing small, or maybe a strange ability of some kind... like braking wind and sending the sound to someone else so they get the blame!!!!...

[Tatsujin]

i wish to have the ability to know THE EVERYTHING!

[Sinistron]

would that help you to fight the everything tats?

[Rainbow_Bright]

I'd have healing powers! I'd be a great and mysterious healer.

[Tatsujin]

would that help you to fight the everything tats?

in all probability YES!

[PCEngineHell]

The ability to steal everyone else's superpower with a single thought alone,so that I can use it and so they become helpless with no more special super powers or abilities. After informing Eniac of this thread,he calculated that this would be the greatest superpower imagined.

[nectarsis]

^ WIN

Mine would be stopping time...imagine how much fun shopping would be then   

[Tatsujin]

^ WIN

Mine would be stopping time...imagine how much fun shopping would be then   

but you have also to learn about how to move objects in a non-time environment!

[nectarsis]

Thats where my all powerfull psychic powers would come in handy ;)

[guyjin]

The ability to steal everyone else's superpower with a single thought alone,so that I can use it and so they become helpless with no more special super powers or abilities. After informing Eniac of this thread,he calculated that this would be the greatest superpower imagined.

that's like wishing for a million wishes. you suck.

[nectarsis]

Or he's an evil genius MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Keranu]

Any kind of laser power.

[MotherGunner]

To be hung like a baby

7.5 lbs 14 Inches.

[OldRover]

The ability to bend the will of any human being.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

if I could have a 2nd power it would be the ability to create dopplegangers .. that way I could take out all my enemies at the same time bwhahahahaha

Good thinking.  Reminds me of Homer's cloning hammock. 

To be hung like a baby     7.5 lbs 14 Inches.

We'll call you Ned Flanders. 

The ability to bend the will of any human being.

I have that power; it's called $ and/or 9mm.

[rag-time4]

^ WIN

Mine would be stopping time...imagine how much fun shopping would be then   

but you have also to learn about how to move objects in a non-time environment!

Motion = time

[Lord Thag]

The ability to actually find all these rare games at thrift shops in the wild instead of reading about everyone ELSE doing it on forums like these 

 

[Sinistron]

The ability to actually find all these rare games at thrift shops in the wild instead of reading about everyone ELSE doing it on forums like these 

 

seconded!

[Alt-Nintega]

My super power would to make Sinitron chug bleach until he croaks.

[Sinistron]

My super power would to make Sinitron chug bleach until he croaks.

I think I'd much rather have a beer- to you no less.  Here's to you and your two week vacation.  Cheers a$$hole.

[PCEngineHell]

My super power would to make Sinitron chug bleach until he croaks.

I think I'd much rather have a beer- to you no less.  Here's to you and your two week vacation.  Cheers a$$hole.

I concur,and a steak,and a jar of cake icing too. My super power will be to not pack on the pounds as I down all this goodness in your honor Nintega.

[OceanBlueKirby]

If I were to have a superpower, it would be the ability to fly. I had always dreamed of being able to do so since I was younger (and had even tried several techniques to attempt this such as using large sheets or kites in a parachuting fashion or wearing types of capes) since I saw it as a wonderous thing to do with great freedom.

Someday, it may be possible to invent some sort of device that can sucessfully initiate a flight of able-movement and/or to imitate a flying animal. For now, only gliding objects (including the "full-body suit fallers", which I've seen video footage and a photo of) are the best to get this sort of experience.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

If I were to have a superpower, it would be the ability to fly. I had always dreamed of being able to do so since I was younger (and had even tried several techniques to attempt this such as using large sheets or kites in a parachuting fashion or wearing types of capes) since I saw it as a wonderous thing to do with great freedom.

That's awesomely nutty (in a good way).  There's nothing quite like a kid's imagination, determination, and wishful thinking. 

[Turbo D]

I used to jump off of high places holding empty grocery bags  It was a fun and painful childhood 

[Golgo13]

I would want the power to get women to do whatever I tell them without any backtalk.  Like if I say "Stop breaking my balls" and they actually do it as opposed to just nagging more.   That would be one badass superpower.

[OceanBlueKirby]

If I were to have a superpower, it would be the ability to fly. I had always dreamed of being able to do so since I was younger (and had even tried several techniques to attempt this such as using large sheets or kites in a parachuting fashion or wearing types of capes) since I saw it as a wonderous thing to do with great freedom.

That's awesomely nutty (in a good way).  There's nothing quite like a kid's imagination, determination, and wishful thinking. 

It wasn't really as risky as it may sound, however. They were only done from the top of my parents' bed and occasionally from the stairs, which both of them only happened from a few feet above the ground. I have never quite sustained any injuries from the attempts.