So who wants to come to Canada with me?

Ceti Alpha · 03/26/2009, 12:55 PM

hahaha

Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!!

America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?

word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane

The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.

No metric = no say!

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 01:02 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMhahaha

Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!!

America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?

word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane

The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.

No metric = no say!

Yea, the chief Canadian hath spoken! Word, turd, wrong, and brain are all spelled phonetically! Flight is the only exception which I am an opponent of! Words like lite and light are spelled the way they are as to avoid confusion. A reason! Most of the English speaking world is ignorant. I shall not take any insults from anything that carries the need to combine with france to form a country!

Also metric will come, but only after the downfall of the U. U blocks the path of salvation, U is the enemy, U is dead.

Canada: Half-assidly trying stop it's ass kicking since 1985.

Ceti Alpha · 03/26/2009, 01:11 PM

Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 01:02 PM
Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMhahaha

Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!!

America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?

word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane

The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.

No metric = no say!
Yea, the chief Canadian hath spoken! Word, turd, wrong, and brain are all spelled phonetically! Flight is the only exception which I am an opponent of! Words like lite and light are spelled the way they are as to avoid confusion. A reason! Most of the English speaking world is ignorant. I shall not take any insults from anything that carries the need to combine with france to form a country!

Also metric will come, but only after the downfall of the U. U blocks the path of salvation, U is the enemy, U is dead.

Canada: Half-assidly trying stop it's ass kicking since 1985.

Has the US embraced the metric system in the past 10 minutes? No?

Like I said, no metric = no say.

Edit: But work is not spelled phonetically, but neither was my example. It would actually be "wurk".

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 01:15 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 01:11 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 01:02 PM
Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMhahaha

Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!!

America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?

word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane

The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.

No metric = no say!
Yea, the chief Canadian hath spoken! Word, turd, wrong, and brain are all spelled phonetically! Flight is the only exception which I am an opponent of! Words like lite and light are spelled the way they are as to avoid confusion. A reason! Most of the English speaking world is ignorant. I shall not take any insults from anything that carries the need to combine with france to form a country!

Also metric will come, but only after the downfall of the U. U blocks the path of salvation, U is the enemy, U is dead.

Canada: Half-assidly trying stop it's ass kicking since 1985.
Has the US embraced the metric system in the past 10 minutes? No?

Like I said, no metric = no say.

Has Canada separated itself from france in the past 10 minutes? I think not!

I am posting this now: Canada has until 12:00 AM CST on June 1, 2009 to relinquish its U to Happy Funtime Land! If not then Happy Funtime Land will destroy the U by any means necessary. You have been warned!

Sparky · 03/26/2009, 01:18 PM

Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 12:48 PMJust remember:

Canada is a synonym for America's Hat

hahahaaa... but please get it right... we are your Tuque (there is another 2 U's in there for ya mith)
do i have to correct you on everything.

EDIT: it holds in all that hot air from below

nectarsis · 03/26/2009, 01:18 PM

*Grabs patented pointy sticks*

Better hide in your igloos, and hide the donair. WE'RE COMING!!!!!

Sinistron · 03/26/2009, 01:26 PM

I'm marching on these Canuck Fucks! Time to reclaim our gyros, bagels and moon pies! Thieving pricks!

Gonna dig up John Candy's rotting corpse too and make a mobile out of it for my future baby!

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 01:33 PM

Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 01:18 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 12:48 PMJust remember:

Canada is a synonym for America's Hat
hahahaaa... but please get it right... we are your Tuque (there is another 2 U's in there for ya mith)
do i have to correct you on everything.

EDIT: it holds in all that hot air from below

I'm sorry, but wouldn't the heat build up in the cap? Wouldn't that burn Canada down? Heh here we purveyors of awesomeness try to help you guys out and yet you continue to damage yourself! Also 'tis not an American alive that would be caught in whatever a "Tuque" is!
Real Americans wear Baseball Caps or Cowboy Hats if we must wear hats. And last time I checked Canada isn't cool enough to be a Cowboy hat!!!!

guyjin · 03/26/2009, 03:08 PM

I don't want to say anything bad about Canada, since I'd like to be able to emigrate there when the shit goes down here.

that said, I wish Canucks would either spell like the british or spell like Americans - knock it off with this halfway bullshit. It's either "Canadian tyres are coloured black" or "Canadian tires are colored black".

rag-time4 · 03/26/2009, 03:15 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMThe fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.

No metric = no say!

Up the rebels!!! Down the British!!!

NecroPhile · 03/26/2009, 03:33 PM

I'd love to return to Banff National Park and Liard River Hot Springs Provincial Park, so I'll go with you, but I don't care how they spell. They're part of the rest of the world (a.k.a. wrong), so why should I give a tin fuck what they do? U.S.A.F.T.M.F.W.

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 03:56 PM

Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 03:33 PMI'd love to return to Banff National Park and Liard River Hot Springs Provincial Park, so I'll go with you, but I don't care how they spell. They're part of the rest of the world (a.k.a. wrong), so why should I give a tin fuck what they do? U.S.A.F.T.M.F.W.

Hey it's all good. You're on the right team. Also you'd make a nice diversion for us.

NecroPhile · 03/26/2009, 04:00 PM

I'd say "Kick 'em out and take their oil!", but that hasn't turned out so good in Iraq. Big surprise.

Sinistron · 03/26/2009, 04:02 PM

How about kick 'em out, rape their women- and eat their donair?

Ceti Alpha · 03/26/2009, 04:41 PM

Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 04:00 PMI'd say "Kick 'em out and take their oil!", but that hasn't turned out so good in Iraq. Big surprise.

haha

Well, you'd think you guys would have learned after Vietnam, and the many failed attempts at invading Canada in the past.

And besides, invading is one thing, keeping the land is another. Though we've had our eye on Maine for a while now. According to nat, they even sell Dumpster's. hehehe

Quote from: Sinistron on 03/26/2009, 04:02 PMHow about kick 'em out, rape their women- and eat their donair?

You can have the women, but dear god man, not the donair!!

termis · 03/26/2009, 06:33 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 04:41 PM

You sure you want Alberta in there?

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 06:41 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 04:41 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 04:00 PMI'd say "Kick 'em out and take their oil!", but that hasn't turned out so good in Iraq. Big surprise.
haha

Well, you'd think you guys would have learned after Vietnam, and the many failed attempts at invading Canada in the past. And besides, invading is one thing, keeping the land is another. Though we've had our eye on Maine for a while now. According to nat, they even sell Dumpster's. hehehe

Quote from: Sinistron on 03/26/2009, 04:02 PMHow about kick 'em out, rape their women- and eat their donair?
You can have the women, but dear god man, not the donair!!

Don't think we're afraid of nuking you guys!!!! Psh......ESPECIALLY french you!

Sparky · 03/26/2009, 08:01 PM

that a boy ceti, go get them...

Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!!

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 10:31 PM

Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 08:01 PM that a boy ceti, go get them...

Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!!

Oh I'm sure you'd know what my piss tastes like huh sparkster! All of Canada does! Cause it's so very easy to use you all as a toilet.

Sparky · 03/26/2009, 11:27 PM

Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 10:31 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 08:01 PM that a boy ceti, go get them...

Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!!
Oh I'm sure you'd know what my piss tastes like huh sparkster! All of Canada does! Cause it's so very easy to use you all as a toilet.

nope that is a weak response & will not do...if it is the taste of piss it is american beer... do me a favour & try again

albinoMithos · 03/26/2009, 11:34 PM

Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 11:27 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 10:31 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 08:01 PM that a boy ceti, go get them...

Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!!
Oh I'm sure you'd know what my piss tastes like huh sparkster! All of Canada does! Cause it's so very easy to use you all as a toilet.
nope that is a weak response & will not do...if it is the taste of piss it is american beer... do me a favour & try again

The only favor I do for Canadians is to kick canadian ass and chew bubblegum.....and as you can see I'm all out of fucking gum. See you bitches in june.

Ceti Alpha · 03/27/2009, 12:13 AM

Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 11:34 PMThe only favor I do for Canadians is to kick canadian ass and chew bubblegum.....and as you can see I'm all out of fucking gum. See you bitches in june.

haha. Mithos has underground sunglasses that detect Canadians.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!

termis · 03/27/2009, 12:17 AM

Ceti Alpha · 03/27/2009, 12:25 AM

Quote from: termis on 03/27/2009, 12:17 AM

PCEngineHell · 01/12/2012, 10:38 AM

Canada copies everything. Canada isnt really real. Its all make believe. Its a scary bed time story we tell our kids at nite to terrify them.

Sparky · 01/12/2012, 10:43 AM

hahaha.... pray we dont fucking attack...