Your favorite other term/word for a Penis or Vagina....

[Sparky]

well not sure if this is a good idea...mods talk amongst yourselves . 
Always like to stay up date with any cool new words or terms, so lets hear yours...

my faourite word/term for.....

Vagina  = Axe Wound
Penis = Shillelagh ( i fucking laugh ever time with that word, holy fuck, hahaha

dont be shy i am hoping to hear something new  O:)

[RoyVegas]

For Vagina: Meat Sleeve - as that is its true intention and its just all around amusing.
For Penis:  Cock - nothing better than hearing it come out of a womans mouth in the heat of the moment.

[NecroPhile]

There are many funny terms for vagina: fur burger, hair pie, cooter, twat, juice box, figgy pudding, meat curtains, tuna taco, bearded clam, muff, quim, and vertical smile to name but a few.  They all make me laugh, but mother nature's homemade slit pie is probably my favorite.

The penis isn't quite so amusing, though bum tickler, trouser snake, the analyzer, and kidney scraper are pretty good.  They're not my favorite though, that honor belongs to wang (thank you Tim Meadows).

[Dark Fact]

There are many funny terms for vagina: fur burger, hair pie, cooter, twat, juice box, figgy pudding, meat curtains, tuna taco, bearded clam, muff, quim, and vertical smile to name but a few. They all make me laugh, but mother nature's homemade slit pie is probably my favorite.

The penis isn't quite so amusing, though bum tickler, trouser snake, the analyzer, and kidney scraper are pretty good.  They're not my favorite though, that honor belongs to wang (thank you Tim Meadows).

The British call it a "John Thomas".  Why? I don't know.

Vagina? Hmm...I suppose "Mokkori Maker" can do.

[Joe Redifer]

I made a video many years ago with a ton of slang for "penis".  It's not on Youtube, but you can download it directly.

The Voiceover
A recording session for a Viagra-type ad (10MB).

Quicktime: wayback.joeredifer.com/Voiceover.mov - 8MB
WMV: wayback.joeredifer.com/Voiceover.wmv - 9.2MB

[Dark Fact]

Joe Redifer, the anatomy thesaurus.

[shonenx]

vag: Cooter

Penis: WANG!!  (pronouced  WAH HAA ANG !!)

although i do refer to it as my Brock Johnson, go fig?

[Arkhan Asylum]

Vagina: Cootercunt
Penis: Mansword

[RoyVegas]

Vagina: Cootercunt

Interesting choice here.  I've always seen them used seperately, never together.

[Arkhan Asylum]

it rolls off the tongue so easily

hey look at me i made an innuendo.

[Senshi]

vag: Bloody Hatchet wound
Penis: purple headed meat hammer

[Tatsujin]

Vagina: Futz, Fützli, Schnitte, Schlitzli..
Penis: Herte, Stiife, Schwanz, Prügel, Schwenis..

:hihi:

[Ceti Alpha]

SCHNITTE STINKT

[Obfuscate]

Meat Drapes

[offsidewing]

Hmmm...  Casting aside political aspirations to participate in this thread...

There is something to be said for what I call them, and what I like for a woman to call them.  How they're said and the context they're used in also adds to my fondness.

I certainly wouldn't want my wife using the same nomenclature with her OB/GYN as she does when I have her spread out across the bed like bambi trying to cross a frozen pond.

[Dark Fact]

Penis = Earthworm

[Arkhan Asylum]

Penis = Earthworm

Thats funny.   What if you could chop your dong into two equally functioning dongs.

up to what is it 5 times before it dies?

that would be hilarious.

[NecroPhile]

Penis = Earthworm

Do you call it Jim for short (so to speak)?

Thats funny.   What if you could chop your dong into two equally functioning dongs.

up to what is it 5 times before it dies?

that would be hilarious.

Why don't you give it a go and let us know how it works out for you. 

[Arkhan Asylum]

Why don't you give it a go and let us know how it works out for you. 

I did.  I approve.

The women involved did not.

[Dark Fact]

Do you call it Jim for short (so to speak)?

Naw, I'd call it Ned.