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Title: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 10/01/2013, 01:24 PM
Dude I went to a flea market and found this for $5 bucks!

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Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 10/01/2013, 01:27 PM
OMG I found this website - it like OMG rarZeerZ - http://www.racketboy.com/   and http://videogames.pricecharting.com/

All you bithches wish you had this shit.   ANd My Moms makes me mac and CHeese for dinner when I come out of the basement!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 10/01/2013, 01:34 PM
I have a 1337 huey prototype.  Suck it, bitches!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: JoshTurboTrollX on 10/01/2013, 01:59 PM
I pooped a hammer.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: CrackTiger on 10/01/2013, 02:54 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 10/01/2013, 01:24 PMDude I went to a flea market and found this for $5 bucks!

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Mine was also $5 but sealed until I got to the car. Same with Cotton.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Psycho Punch on 10/01/2013, 03:39 PM
I have the yellow The Kung-Fu HuCard proto. Hail yo masta!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Mishran on 10/01/2013, 03:44 PM
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 10/01/2013, 01:59 PMI pooped a hammer.
Most believable post in this thread.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: RoyVegas on 10/01/2013, 05:12 PM
Must





Resist




Urge




to





post......

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(http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv33/royvegas/Turbografx%20Games%20Reference/MagicalChase.jpg)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 10/01/2013, 05:19 PM
And on that day:

0 fucks were given.

by anyone.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Mishran on 10/01/2013, 05:46 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/01/2013, 05:19 PMAnd on that day:

0 fucks were given.

by anyone.
Amen
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: PunkCryborg on 10/01/2013, 06:49 PM
How I roll (note the game is inside of a working system!!!)

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Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: VestCunt on 10/01/2013, 06:52 PM
Ah, the old RV Dick Waving *ahem* Collecting Reference photos. What a boon that was.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 10/01/2013, 06:56 PM
Quote from: VestCunt on 10/01/2013, 06:52 PMAh, the old RV Dick Waving *ahem* Collecting Reference photos. What a boon that was.
BUT

its for the community's benefit!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: ToyMachine78 on 10/01/2013, 08:57 PM
Thanks for the photos. I can now print unlimited magical chase hucards with my 3D printer. I'm going to flood the market until your flea market find really is worth $5.  =P~
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 10/01/2013, 09:10 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/01/2013, 08:57 PMThanks for the photos. I can now print unlimited magical chase hucards with my 3D printer. I'm going to flood the market until your flea market find really is worth $5.  =P~
Dat k. I know haters gunna hate.  Put yourself in my shoes, oh wait you can't that would mean you've gotten too much good pussy. #iwannadobenaffleck
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: ToyMachine78 on 10/01/2013, 09:24 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 10/01/2013, 09:10 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/01/2013, 08:57 PMThanks for the photos. I can now print unlimited magical chase hucards with my 3D printer. I'm going to flood the market until your flea market find really is worth $5.  =P~
Dat k. I know haters gunna hate.  Put yourself in my shoes, oh wait you can't that would mean you've gottwn too much good pussy. #iwannadobenaffleck
Uh.... OK..... :-s Hey what part of the ghetto are you from? Eastside or Westside?  Too bad you ganked your pic off the recent eBay auction .  :---)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: jlued686 on 10/01/2013, 09:46 PM
Someone didn't get the joke... (Hint: ^ That guy).
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: HercTNT on 10/02/2013, 02:41 AM
Quote from: guest on 10/01/2013, 09:46 PMSomeone didn't get the joke... (Hint: ^ That guy).
HA!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: geise on 10/02/2013, 08:51 AM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/giggle.gif)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 10/02/2013, 09:47 AM
Quote from: guest on 10/01/2013, 09:24 PMUh.... OK..... :-s Hey what part of the ghetto are you from? Eastside or Westside?  Too bad you ganked your pic off the recent eBay auction .  :---)
I am incapacitated by laughter on the floor right now, especially after geise's gif. 

And don't call me a liar, You just misunderstand, I don't collect the games themselves, I collect pictures of super rare games, I have photos of all the rare games!

On the upside if that was rare enough for you here is my newest aquire! Supa Rare Game Photo
(https://web.archive.org/web/20131107143436im_/http://www.videogamecollectors.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=367100&g2_serialNumber=2)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: geise on 10/02/2013, 10:08 AM
I take your Darius Alpha and raise you
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9n_Z_V6jZOc/UVRXjUvgXvI/AAAAAAAAAVY/KBpaILsip0U/s1600/PowerLeagueGold.jpg)




...suck it!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: ToyMachine78 on 10/05/2013, 09:33 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/01/2013, 09:46 PMSomeone didn't get the joke... (Hint: ^ That guy).
Sorry guys.... I just needed a Snickers.... I'm better now lol
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/12/2013, 11:19 AM
dude I finally got into Cosmic Fantasy 2 last night for the first time. Xanax n blunts drove me to it
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: bob on 11/12/2013, 11:24 AM
^^ I think you are waiving the wrong dick in the wrong thread.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: PunkCryborg on 11/12/2013, 12:09 PM
Yeah xak jesus christ do you even read what or where you are posting? must be the xanax
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/12/2013, 12:28 PM
Oh did I need to a pic like this?

/TurboGrafx-16-Cosmic-Fantasy-2-CD-Turbo-Duo-Turbo-CD.jpg

Well I only have the disk and the PDF I found on here for the manual. Thanks!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: bob on 11/12/2013, 12:32 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 10/02/2013, 09:47 AM
Quote from: guest on 10/01/2013, 09:24 PMUh.... OK..... :-s Hey what part of the ghetto are you from? Eastside or Westside?  Too bad you ganked your pic off the recent eBay auction .  :---)
I am incapacitated by laughter on the floor right now, especially after geise's gif. 

And don't call me a liar, You just misunderstand, I don't collect the games themselves, I collect pictures of super rare games, I have photos of all the rare games!

On the upside if that was rare enough for you here is my newest aquire! Supa Rare Game Photo
(https://web.archive.org/web/20131107143436im_/http://www.videogamecollectors.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=367100&g2_serialNumber=2)
Do you guys remember the ebay user pacfamily (think it was him) when he listed the stickers off rare games?
What a fuckker he was.  That was ultimate dick waiving douchery.  I think it was because members here were beating on him with ebay PMs.  Or i have taken too much xanax and my memory is fuzzy[/quote]
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Arjak on 11/12/2013, 01:32 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/12/2013, 12:28 PMOh did I need to a pic like this?

/TurboGrafx-16-Cosmic-Fantasy-2-CD-Turbo-Duo-Turbo-CD.jpg

Well I only have the disk and the PDF I found on here for the manual. Thanks!
*Sigh* Really? Everyone has a copy of CF2. I have a copy of CF2! If that's really the best you can do, you have no right to be posting pics in this thread.

Well, I have a copy of the UBER R@RE!!!!! Keith Courage, complete in case, with the even rarer comic, but I don't have a camera to show it with at the moment, so Xak is going to have to just sit and wait to feast on even the glory of a JPEG of it. :P
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/12/2013, 04:11 PM
Arjak Im not hating on no here man. I think its awesome some of you like NecroPhile have amazing note worthy collections. You all have cases and manuals I will only dream of. All my CD games except Exile 1 are either jewel case only or disc only. My huey collection is ALL hueys except. Space Harrier complete. Vigilante jewel case. Bonks Revenge jewel case. TV Sports Hockey complete.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: VestCunt on 11/12/2013, 04:52 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/12/2013, 04:11 PMArjak Im not hating on no here man. I think its awesome some of you like NecroPhile have amazing note worthy collections. You all have cases and manuals I will only dream of. All my CD games except Exile 1 are either jewel case only or disc only. My huey collection is ALL hueys except. Space Harrier complete. Vigilante jewel case. Bonks Revenge jewel case. TV Sports Hockey complete.
OK. Don't need to hear your life story.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Opethian on 11/12/2013, 05:06 PM
(https://web.archive.org/web/20140123163100im_/http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/i-feel-it.jpg)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/12/2013, 07:19 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/12/2013, 04:11 PMArjak Im not hating on no here man. I think its awesome some of you like NecroPhile have amazing note worthy collections. You all have cases and manuals I will only dream of. All my CD games except Exile 1 are either jewel case only or disc only. My huey collection is ALL hueys except. Space Harrier complete. Vigilante jewel case. Bonks Revenge jewel case. TV Sports Hockey complete.
Isn't it more like your CD collection consists of 99% CDRs as it was few years back?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/12/2013, 07:55 PM
btw. nothing beats my one of a kind in the whole universe drac x special huey :!:

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Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 11/12/2013, 08:04 PM
pce-createcard.webp

Cross platforming OBEY
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: bob on 11/12/2013, 08:47 PM
Quote from: Tatsujin on 11/12/2013, 07:55 PMbtw. nothing beats my one of a kind in the whole universe drac x special huey :!:
/allspecial2.jpg
Oh shit!  Does that have the caravan mode?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/12/2013, 08:53 PM
Quote from: galam on 11/12/2013, 08:47 PMOh shit!  Does that have the caravan mode?
yeah, 2 and 5 min zombie slasher score attack mode!! :D
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: bob on 11/12/2013, 09:19 PM
Quote from: Tatsujin on 11/12/2013, 08:53 PM
Quote from: galam on 11/12/2013, 08:47 PMOh shit!  Does that have the caravan mode?
yeah, 2 and 5 min zombie slasher score attack mode!! :D
So special
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/13/2013, 04:07 AM
Is that Dracula X official? I Never heard of it
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/13/2013, 05:56 AM
Quote from: Xak on 11/13/2013, 04:07 AMIs that Dracula X official? I Never heard of it
Just as official as you had played CD altered beast further than stage 1 on your DUO-R w/o a sys 1.0 huey :idea:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Opethian on 11/13/2013, 09:32 AM
why cant I find the ignore option on these forums :(
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 11/13/2013, 09:36 AM
Quote from: Opethian on 11/13/2013, 09:32 AMwhy cant I find the ignore option on these forums :(
CUZ it be gone son. :( :( :(
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 11/13/2013, 09:51 AM
Ignore isn't entirely gone - it's just hiding.  Click on 'profile' on the forum header, then hover over the 'modify profile  -->  buddies/ignore list  -->  edit ignore list' and manually add members.  :wink:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/13/2013, 10:26 AM
n3cr0z teh haXx0rz
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Opethian on 11/13/2013, 11:29 AM
necrophile you made my years thanks
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 11/13/2013, 12:57 PM
Quote from: guest on 11/13/2013, 09:51 AMIgnore isn't entirely gone - it's just hiding.  Click on 'profile' on the forum header, then hover over the 'modify profile  -->  buddies/ignore list  -->  edit ignore list' and manually add members.  :wink:
I tried that and it wouldn't work.  Damn let me tyr again, maybe it was a fix, or an incompatbility with the work comppy.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 11/13/2013, 02:14 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 11/12/2013, 08:04 PMpce-createcard.webp
Cross platforming OBEY
Why does the land cost 5 plains to play?  That's dumb. lol
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/13/2013, 03:52 PM
NecroPhile you really have nothing to do than badger me and tell lies about me huh? I know I look better and am in much better than health than you, but thats not my fault.

Excuse my memory of beating that game on x system 8 years ago. I already answered in the other thread what system it had to be beaten on. You really are negative person. Thanks for letting me know about the ignore button, I would ignore you but this forum is too small and your hatred is amusing.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 11/13/2013, 04:26 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/13/2013, 03:52 PMNecro you really have nothing to do than badger me and tell lies about me huh? I know I look better and am in much better than health than you, but thats not my fault.

Excuse my memory of beating that game on x system 8 years ago. I already answered in the other thread what system it had to be beaten on. You really are negative person. Thanks for letting me know about the ignore button, I would ignore you but this forum is too small and your hatred is amusing.
I've not said anything about you in this thread (or in the Altered Beast thread for that matter), and everything I said in the 'xak is a douchebag' thread is verifiably true; keep hitting the post button and proving me correct.

Don't get mad at me for explaining where to find something seemingly lost.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: PunkCryborg on 11/13/2013, 04:29 PM
Get that computer yet to zip that file Xak?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/13/2013, 06:06 PM
^Yeah I did thanks for asking. I dont care what you said in any thread NecroPhile, your an obvious hater that is displeased with his life and has to take it out on someone he dosnt even know on an internet forum. We are all here because we love the same thing. If you cant get along, then DONT TALK to me or hit the ignore button or whatever. Im here to talk gaming and thats it, you've been trying to demonize me since day one. Get a life literally.

Im outta this thread till my next purchase

BTW that thread you made about me is the biggest attention whoring I've ever seen, except your trying to put attention on me and not yourself? I dont even read what stupidity must lie in that thread I just laugh every time a new page on the thread shows up lol.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 11/13/2013, 06:17 PM
I only hate liars, thieves, and fools, and with you I've hit the trifecta!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/13/2013, 06:19 PM
Yeah sure buddy whatever you say. From now on Im ignoring you unless its something game related.

BTW how old r u?   mid life crisis ? Is that why you love a younger much better looking man?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 11/13/2013, 06:27 PM
So much for you staying out of this thread.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Psycho Punch on 11/13/2013, 06:55 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/13/2013, 06:19 PMYeah sure buddy whatever you say. From now on Im ignoring you unless its something game related.

BTW how old r u?   mid life crisis ? Is that why you love a younger much better looking man?
Where are the mods?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!??

for me this (along with the quotes I posted on page 3) is just pure trolling...
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/13/2013, 07:00 PM
How am I trolling? I simply am defending myself against some random troll. The Irony. I thought you were cool Punch... Oh well its all good.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: RoyVegas on 11/13/2013, 07:31 PM
Quote from: guest on 11/13/2013, 06:55 PMWhere are the mods????....
Not in fighting street.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/13/2013, 07:50 PM
Quote from: RoyVegas on 11/13/2013, 07:31 PM
Quote from: guest on 11/13/2013, 06:55 PMWhere are the mods????....
Not in fighting street.
If it where only in FS everything would be just fine :idea:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Vecanti on 11/14/2013, 12:54 AM
Suck it and drool over my collection bitches.  Now get out your rulers and lets measure some dick:

PCE_CD_99.2%_Complete_Collection Torrent_Unsorted_ Incl_PC_Cocoron_Prototype_[No Code].torrent


I'd shared this with you Xak, but all the games are zipped. :(
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: bob on 11/14/2013, 08:16 AM
um guys, look what I uncovered at an estate sale for $9.  contacts are a little dirty so I almost passed it up and there was no sleeve.  :(

/turbo/twc.jpg
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/14/2013, 08:50 AM
Quote from: galam on 11/14/2013, 08:16 AMum guys, look what I uncovered at an estate sale for $9.  contacts are a little dirty so I almost passed it up and there was no sleeve.  :(

/turbo/twc.jpg
Congrats man, you guys really do find some super rare stuff on here!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: jperryss on 11/14/2013, 10:04 AM
Quote from: galam on 11/14/2013, 08:16 AMum guys, look what I uncovered at an estate sale for $9.  contacts are a little dirty so I almost passed it up and there was no sleeve.  :(

/turbo/twc.jpg
Pfft. The gold version is more rare.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: bob on 11/14/2013, 10:09 AM
Yeah, and this one is PAL.  But for $9, i couldnt say no.  I'll probably raffle it soon.
I need to dump it first for my arabic translation patch.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: esteban on 11/14/2013, 01:35 PM
Quote from: PunkCryborg on 11/13/2013, 04:29 PMGet that computer yet to zip that file Xak?
....
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/14/2013, 05:36 PM
Ballistix: press run :lol:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Vecanti on 11/15/2013, 12:37 AM
s11.postimg .cc/puh5ts3v7/keith.jpg

When he signed it he told me it was the game he had always wished he had made.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/15/2013, 12:41 AM
:lol:

btw. his signature always reminds of a titfuck :lol:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/15/2013, 04:27 AM
Quote from: Tatsujin on 11/15/2013, 12:41 AM:lol:

btw. his signature always reminds of a titfuck :lol:
seconded
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Sparky on 11/15/2013, 03:35 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 11/13/2013, 12:57 PM
Quote from: NecroPhile on 11/13/2013, 09:51 AMIgnore isn't entirely gone - it's just hiding.  Click on 'profile' on the forum header, then hover over the 'modify profile  -->  buddies/ignore list  -->  edit ignore list' and manually add members.  :wink:
I tried that and it wouldn't work.  Damn let me tyr again, maybe it was a fix, or an incompatbility with the work comppy.
It works as i have Superdouche on ignore, that fucking noob.
Oh and Xak, you are irritating man...what is wrong with you?

Oh and my dick waver is my TG16 Kiosk... <<dry humps kiosk's side panel>>
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: esteban on 11/16/2013, 04:29 AM
Quote from: guest on 11/15/2013, 03:35 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 11/13/2013, 12:57 PM
Quote from: guest on 11/13/2013, 09:51 AMIgnore isn't entirely gone - it's just hiding.  Click on 'profile' on the forum header, then hover over the 'modify profile  -->  buddies/ignore list  -->  edit ignore list' and manually add members.  :wink:
I tried that and it wouldn't work.  Damn let me tyr again, maybe it was a fix, or an incompatbility with the work comppy.
It works as i have Superdouche on ignore, that fucking noob.
Oh and Xak, you are irritating man...what is wrong with you?

Oh and my dick waver is my TG16 Kiosk... <<dry humps kiosk's side panel>>
Damn, you are the bastard with the awesome TG-16 kiosk? I couldn't remember who had taken all the great pics of it. NOT THAT IT WOULD HURT TO TAKE MORE PICS, MIND YOU.

 :pcgs:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/16/2013, 05:40 AM
rolf TG-16 kiosk :pcgs:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/16/2013, 04:05 PM
lol at whatever dumb crap NecroPhile got ya'll believing in my worship thread. I dont read none of that nerd rage lol i feel bad that u guys have grudges with someone on the internet. Obviously you dont have wives/ girlfriends and dont know what its like to put your body to its limits to be healthy and strong. Im a nerd that looks good and gets good looking women. I see why the haters will hate.

This was only directed to all that are badmouthing me.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: CrackTiger on 11/16/2013, 04:38 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/16/2013, 04:05 PMlol at whatever dumb crap NecroPhile got ya'll believing in my worship thread. I dont read none of that nerd rage lol i feel bad that u guys have grudges with someone on the internet. Obviously you dont have wives/ girlfriends and dont know what its like to put your body to its limits to be healthy and strong. Im a nerd that looks good and gets good looking women. I see why the haters will hate.

This was only directed to all that are badmouthing me.
Speaking of nerd rage internet grudges, here is the first post by Xak under his last alias account, in the thread he titled

"I translate for the community and get banned for it?"


Quote from: Lionheart on 04/19/2011, 03:44 PMhttp://www.romhacking.net/forum/index.php/topic,12365.html (http://www.romhacking.net/forum/index.php/topic,12365.html)

For those that doubted my contributions to the Turbo world.

Its sad that the community is run by such immature individuals. Anyways ban me again, I translate games because the TurboGrafx was and will always be my favorite system, its a shame most of its fans love civil wars.
For how many years was he holding a grudge from his previous bans?

Xak does not want you to judge his credibility based on his proven lies and addiction to plagiarism. But he can give you a physical over the internet and judge your body if you disagree with him. You know that he has a real life and a girlfriend/wife thanks to his good looks, because he started a thread asking if he should become involved with a woman who has children.

So is he full of crap or by his own standards, just bad looking and has no life?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Sparky on 11/16/2013, 05:18 PM
Hahaha.. Ya black tiger and it sounds like he is a meat head as well... Juice it baby, make that dick smaller then it already is. I feel bad for him, still a virgin and no friends.. Its ok Xak your mom thinks you have a promising future, but once you move out you can talk to the real men here, in the mean time enjoy you bowl of cherrios tomorrow morning that your mom puts out. Hugs
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/16/2013, 09:53 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/16/2013, 04:05 PMObviously you dont have wives/ girlfriends and dont know what its like to put your body to its limits to be healthy and strong. Im a nerd that looks good and gets good looking women. I see why the haters will hate.
HAHAHAHAHA, that made me lulz to max lvls :lol:


(https://i.imgur.com/YdmLS.jpg)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/16/2013, 10:10 PM
wow you guys really have a crush on me. Anyways you untrained no fighting haters let me educate you on the picture above. That pic above is a jumping spinning back kick, you cant really see how high I am off the ground since the shadow of the afternoon is so long (look at the chair legs shadow).

I translate for the SPANISH community and enjoy the most 2nd downloded game on RH.net 2nd only to oddly enough Shin Megami Tensei. I dont know what you have so against my Neutopia translation , you dont want an entire continent (south america, not to mention central america the carribean islands and spain) to experience this great game?

anyways since you are all so in love with me here is another pic *kisses and hugs to all my haters*

(http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u428/duderockgame/catirito_zpsa706f057.jpg)


I swear, you all should be ashamed of yourself, the only  other forum I go to is my car forum and its all older men in their 50s and up and that is how a  community of people that all love the same thing (a specific car or the PCE in this case) should behave. You guys really need to grow up and get over whatever all this BS. All this 'hazing' is not going to make me stop being a turbo fan and translator.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/16/2013, 10:17 PM
so where are your so hardtrained muscles now? :lol:

Quote from: Xak on 11/16/2013, 10:10 PMThat pic above is a jumping spinning back kick, you cant really see how high I am off the ground since the shadow of the afternoon is so long (look at the chair legs shadow).
video or it didn't happen  :!:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/16/2013, 10:29 PM
^Let see, I broke both my wrists and both my forearms and took a bunch of skull fractures in the process in May, and have not worked out since. My forearms are finally healed I took the casts off two months ago. I should be dead, if my head would have been in any other position I could have been paralyzed from my neck down. My arms broke my faces fall and saved me. I cant even bend my wrists yet and completely lost my sense of smell from crushing all my sinus'.

Anyways, I've trained Muay Thai since I was 19, we emphasize in building up your shins, elbows , and forearm bones as major strike points (and blocking points). The bone literally grows , look up "microfracturing". You can never win a fight when your outnumbered, but a trained small guy always has a chance one on one.

Muay Thai Fighter Vs Black Dude STREETFIGHT! (https://youtu.be/fd-DllHKUpk#)
Thai champions are much skinner and shorter than most of us on this forum and will probably crush us in a scuffle, they start training at age 7 or 8 and its Thailand's national sport where deaths have even occured regularly since its birth.

If a near death experience dosnt change a person, I dont know what will.

Here is my skull ( I just got a permanent bridge cemented in my bottom teeth that got knocked out from the impact).

(http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u428/duderockgame/skull_zps9e33092b.jpg)

and now

(http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u428/duderockgame/5m_zps8082836c.jpg)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/16/2013, 11:02 PM
are you a guido follower?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Sparky on 11/16/2013, 11:17 PM
Hahahaha.. You look like shit.. And lonely, you poor little lamb...
The funniest part is you think we care... Hahaha.. Your a loser. Keep it coming..... This is the only attention you get so lick it up .
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Psycho Punch on 11/16/2013, 11:30 PM
Now that's some dick waving.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: esteban on 11/17/2013, 12:09 AM
Xak, I am willing to give you the benefit of doubt when it comes to your accident. And, seriously, I am glad that you survived. I know most folks would, at this point, suspect that you fabricated (in part, or in full) your story, but I don't worry about that. I'd rather give you the benefit of doubt and move on.

That said, the problems you are facing at the pcefx forums are directly related to your credibility. Folks have a difficult time trusting you. I don't know what the solution is, but surely there is a way for us to coexist.

Don't try to prove anything.  Just be sincere about PCE.

PCE --> PEACE.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/17/2013, 05:15 PM
^Thanks Estaban, I have been since day one. god bless

for the haters heres a funny gif of what I would do to your face with steel toed boots :(  Im just kidding , make love not war.

(https://i.imgur.com/bDKMe.gif)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: jeffhlewis on 11/17/2013, 05:33 PM
You can't make sweeping generalizations about people on this forum. A lot of us played sports in high school and college and/or know how to stay in shape. We're all nerds, that's a given. Please spare us the Jersey Shore selfie photos, it's lame.

I have no doubts that a trained Muay Thai fighter could whoop my ass in a heartbeat. But it's not like my day job requires me to defend myself against a ninja attack.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: bob on 11/17/2013, 06:40 PM
Let me know if you need some tips on working your calves.
I have had people ask me if mine were implants. No joke.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: geise on 11/17/2013, 08:00 PM
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!!

(http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080810185539/snk/images/9/9a/Bonus-sprite1.gif)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/17/2013, 08:24 PM
Quote from: jeffhlewis on 11/17/2013, 05:33 PMYou can't make sweeping generalizations about people on this forum.
I was only speaking to the blind haters (Necro and his posse)  that make topics about me and all when I just came here to talk gaming. Anyways I thought the pics were on topic since this was called "fighting street" lol.  Like I said, violence is never the answer and my brush with a near death experience has caused me to look at life in a whole new way. I hope the younger members of the forum can learn from my mistakes and from what happened to me to help better themselves and / or their future.

Its a miracle im alive I fell through a warehouse house roof almost 40 feet (3 stories ) straight down on my face, my arms hit the concrete first. I had to get a tooth pulled from the top now since its cracked above the gumline so I have to get  bridge for my top cemented on now, I had stiches all inside my gums, my lip was cut in half from when my teeth shot out and stitched back together (thank god i didnt lose that).

I dont know whats being said about me in that dumb topic my lover created about me since I havent clicked on it since my last post. Im not here for the trolls im here to discuss my favorite system hands down of all the generations of gaming. We've only begun to scratch the surface (american gamers) of the japanese library and I love it, the future is bright for PCE CD games to come to english.

Galam, who need calves when you have the killer quads? Im 28 now , I fought ametuer for 3 years 2004-2006, age 19-21. Then I started hanging with the wrong crowd and life got out of control fast. Im no where near the shape I was in since Ive abused my body so much since and basically just got lazy. I can still kick someone 6'5 in the head with my shin so I havent lost too much flexibility.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Sadler on 11/17/2013, 08:49 PM
Everyone knows if you are a BAMF, you gotta prove it. There's no room for quiet professionals on the internet. If you are seriously a bad ass, you post pics of yourself guido'd out. Kick a bag and talk about falling on your face. Hit up the retro game forums especially! That's the best way to build cred.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 11/17/2013, 09:05 PM
Quote from: jeffhlewis on 11/17/2013, 05:33 PMPlease spare us the Jersey Shore selfie photos, it's lame.
Just for that I am going to post nothing but. :)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Sparky on 11/17/2013, 11:03 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/17/2013, 08:24 PMI was only speaking to the blind haters (Necro and his posse)  that make topics about me and all when I just came here to talk gaming. Anyways I thought the pics were on topic since this was called "fighting street" lol.  Like I said, violence is never the answer and my brush with a near death experience has caused me to look at life in a whole new way. I hope the younger members of the forum can learn from my mistakes and from what happened to me to help better themselves and / or their future.

Its a miracle im alive I fell through a warehouse house roof almost 40 feet (3 stories ) straight down on my face, my arms hit the concrete first. I had to get a tooth pulled from the top now since its cracked above the gumline so I have to get  bridge for my top cemented on now, I had stiches all inside my gums, my lip was cut in half from when my teeth shot out and stitched back together (thank god i didnt lose that).

I dont know whats being said about me in that dumb topic my lover created about me since I havent clicked on it since my last post. Im not here for the trolls im here to discuss my favorite system hands down of all the generations of gaming. We've only begun to scratch the surface (american gamers) of the japanese library and I love it, the future is bright for PCE CD games to come to english.

Galam, who need calves when you have the killer quads? Im 28 now , I fought ametuer for 3 years 2004-2006, age 19-21. Then I started hanging with the wrong crowd and life got out of control fast. Im no where near the shape I was in since Ive abused my body so much since and basically just got lazy. I can still kick someone 6'5 in the head with my shin so I havent lost too much flexibility.
Fuck off.. You think your the only one here with a life and death situation? Try cancer and ya I got throw it but I don't throw it out there so people feel sorry for me or hope it will shade prior history, I have zero respect for you now.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: jeffhlewis on 11/18/2013, 12:03 AM
Quote from: guest on 11/17/2013, 11:03 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/17/2013, 08:24 PMI was only speaking to the blind haters (Necro and his posse)  that make topics about me and all when I just came here to talk gaming. Anyways I thought the pics were on topic since this was called "fighting street" lol.  Like I said, violence is never the answer and my brush with a near death experience has caused me to look at life in a whole new way. I hope the younger members of the forum can learn from my mistakes and from what happened to me to help better themselves and / or their future.

Its a miracle im alive I fell through a warehouse house roof almost 40 feet (3 stories ) straight down on my face, my arms hit the concrete first. I had to get a tooth pulled from the top now since its cracked above the gumline so I have to get  bridge for my top cemented on now, I had stiches all inside my gums, my lip was cut in half from when my teeth shot out and stitched back together (thank god i didnt lose that).

I dont know whats being said about me in that dumb topic my lover created about me since I havent clicked on it since my last post. Im not here for the trolls im here to discuss my favorite system hands down of all the generations of gaming. We've only begun to scratch the surface (american gamers) of the japanese library and I love it, the future is bright for PCE CD games to come to english.

Galam, who need calves when you have the killer quads? Im 28 now , I fought ametuer for 3 years 2004-2006, age 19-21. Then I started hanging with the wrong crowd and life got out of control fast. Im no where near the shape I was in since Ive abused my body so much since and basically just got lazy. I can still kick someone 6'5 in the head with my shin so I havent lost too much flexibility.
Fuck off.. You think your the only one here with a life and death situation? Try cancer and ya I got throw it but I don't throw it out there so people feel sorry for me or hope it will shade prior history, I have zero respect for you now.
If we're breaking out the big guns - I walked my wife through terminal Hepatocellular carcinoma for three and a half years from prognosis to death (at the age of 25).

So yeah, don't think people here haven't been through adversity.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/18/2013, 12:11 AM
Quote from: jeffhlewis on 11/18/2013, 12:03 AMIf we're breaking out the big guns - I walked my wife through terminal Hepatocellular carcinoma for three and a half years from prognosis to death (at the age of 25).

So yeah, don't think people here haven't been through adversity.
Oh~, that makes me feel so sad  for you :cry: :cry: :cry:

I really hope you could get over the worst and be able to carry on with a halfway reasonably life again :|
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 11/18/2013, 10:56 AM
Quote from: Xak on 11/17/2013, 08:24 PMI dont know whats being said about me in that dumb topic my lover created about me since I havent clicked on it since my last post.
So you bring the shit over to this thread instead?  You'll note that I've not said anything to or about you in this thread except in direct response to one of your posts.

And now I have sads for jeff and sparky, so fuck you.  :(



(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5524/10927277773_ce4769dff6_o.jpg)

The titteh triumvirate is complete!  I'll be doing more than just "waving" it.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Opethian on 11/18/2013, 11:57 AM
damn all 3! NecroPhile you cheeky munkee
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turboswimbz on 11/18/2013, 12:28 PM
Quote from: guest on 11/18/2013, 10:56 AMI'll be doing more than just "waving" it.  :mrgreen:
CIRCLE JERK @ Necro's! Who else is coming?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: CrackTiger on 11/18/2013, 01:28 PM
Quote from: Xak on 11/17/2013, 08:24 PM
Quote from: jeffhlewis on 11/17/2013, 05:33 PMYou can't make sweeping generalizations about people on this forum.
I was only speaking to the blind haters (Necro and his posse)  that make topics about me and all when I just came here to talk gaming. Anyways I thought the pics were on topic since this was called "fighting street" lol.  Like I said, violence is never the answer and my brush with a near death experience has caused me to look at life in a whole new way. I hope the younger members of the forum can learn from my mistakes and from what happened to me to help better themselves and / or their future.

Its a miracle im alive I fell through a warehouse house roof almost 40 feet (3 stories ) straight down on my face, my arms hit the concrete first. I had to get a tooth pulled from the top now since its cracked above the gumline so I have to get  bridge for my top cemented on now, I had stiches all inside my gums, my lip was cut in half from when my teeth shot out and stitched back together (thank god i didnt lose that).

I dont know whats being said about me in that dumb topic my lover created about me since I havent clicked on it since my last post. Im not here for the trolls im here to discuss my favorite system hands down of all the generations of gaming. We've only begun to scratch the surface (american gamers) of the japanese library and I love it, the future is bright for PCE CD games to come to english.

Galam, who need calves when you have the killer quads? Im 28 now , I fought ametuer for 3 years 2004-2006, age 19-21. Then I started hanging with the wrong crowd and life got out of control fast. Im no where near the shape I was in since Ive abused my body so much since and basically just got lazy. I can still kick someone 6'5 in the head with my shin so I havent lost too much flexibility.
You still don't get it that you are the younger member of the forum and the people who you say are bullying you are trying to help you learn from your mistakes.


And again, you are the one who has only begun to scratch the surface of PCE RPGs. Many people here with zero Japanese skills have played through many RPG/adventure games. We had a group play through of Legend of Xanadu.

I'd honestly like to know, since you refuse to play Japanese RPGs and RPGs are your favorite genre, what exactly is it that makes the PCE your favorite console? I'd think that you'd be happier playing the dozens of translated Super Famicom RPGs.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/18/2013, 08:10 PM
lates validus pic incoming:

(https://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/guido04.jpg)
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Psycho Punch on 11/18/2013, 10:31 PM
You should have put that image behind a gore warning.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/19/2013, 06:27 PM
sorry guys this is what i  really look like

Fuck The Xbox720 and PS4 ( RANT ) (https://youtu.be/hsoQgqJEhas)
http://youtu.be/hsoQgqJEhas

now can i be accepted and loved by the haters?
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Tatsujin on 11/19/2013, 08:39 PM
maybe after you could explain us the following questions underpinned with credible facts and possible pics.

1. how did your DUO with over 100 original CD games exactly catch the fire in 2005?

2. how could you beat altered beast CD on the DUO-R without the use of le sys huey 1.0? Or, prove us that you indeed owned the altered beast PCB at that time and you really just don't remember of what you have played (altough your brain must be really fucked up then, if you can't remember if you have owned the AB CD or not, or you just played the Arcade PCB instead, which of course is almost the same).

3. What games exactly did you hack, translate and upped again to the community all by yourself?

4. Show us your medals of honour you have earned during your amateur muai thai fighting years.

How? it's your beer.

and NO MORE LIES OR EXCUSES PLEASE!!
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Xak on 11/19/2013, 10:15 PM
I have nothing to prove to you other than with my final products. Like I said I've only done 1 TG16 project and it was Neutopia in spanish, has yet to clear on RH. I have Captain Tsubasa 3 done for the SNES since 2009 never uploaded it on RH.net till 2011. Its more for the spanish community than anything, and Im happy my CT3 translation is #2 all time Spanish translations downloaded on the site (behind Shin Megami Tensei). If only it would have been uploaded in late 2009 when it was really done.

As far as the Altered Beast Board, my only proof is you guys get in contact with RetroGamer from NeoGeo forums. Tell him im dan from CD trader.

My personal life is  my personal life. I am retired, fighting is a young mans sport. Plus I dont feel like scanning photos. This is a gaming site , I have my Martial Arts forum to talk about that. I only frequent here, the MA board, and my favorite car's forum.


Ur a cool guy Tatsu appreciate it.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: Arjak on 11/20/2013, 01:18 AM
Well, I looked up Validus' Captain Tsubasa 3 Spanish patch on romhacking.net. Not only does it exist, but it even says that the hacking was done by Validus. He didn't do the actual translation, other parties are credited, but Validus seems to have actually made some contributions to the translation community

Now, I know nothing about either romhacking or the Spanish language, but whether he did do the work or not isn't the main point here. The reason we have a problem with Validus is because of the fact that he has lied on this forum, and we do not trust him.

Validus, you seem to be desperate to be accepted here, so I'm going to try to be nice, but firm.

A major issue here is the fact that you have been caught lying and breaking the forum rules on multiple occasions. If you stop doing these things, answer our questions honestly, and stop trying to sneak onto this board after being banned, we might trust you more

I have some questions I'd like answered as well.

1. Why did you tell us you were involved in the Legend of Xanadu 2 translation when you clearly have no part in it? Remember, we have a link to a post made by you where you said that you were involved in, if not leading the effort, so lying won't do you any good.

2. Why do you keep breaking forum rules by trying to sneak in after you've been banned multiple times?

3. Why do you keep telling all these hard to believe stories without backing them up with evidence?

Answer these questions honestly, and I will have more respect for you. I cannot speak for anyone else here. We tend to be a little hard on each other, and even suspicious of new members in general. This is due (from what I understand) to much disappointment from the many people who join our forum only to cause trouble, usually by trying to immediately sell games at ridiculous prices. Because of this, we have a very hardcore "no bullshit" approach around here.

We also tend to poke fun at each other a lot, hence our riding you for not being able to zip a file. We're probably being a little unfair. I remember it took me forever to figure out how to make folders. (You may all snicker quietly to yourselves now.)

Validus, you didn't need to prove yourself to be accepted here. All you need to do is follow the rules of both this forum and standard conversation etiquette. Lord, I've been here for years and my big accomplishments are scanning a few manuals and playing a few small voice acting roles for fan translations. The reason I've never been banned is because I tell the truth, follow the rules to the best of my ability, am generally respectful to other members, and love the PCE/Turbo with a passion that while strong, doesn't overwhelm me to the point where I NEED to be a part of things.

Just do that! Hell, if you treat us with respect, and not like fools who can't tell the difference when you sneakily change your username, we might just change our tune about you. No promises, but it's a possibility.
Title: Re: The Offical Dick Waving Thread!
Post by: turbokon on 11/22/2013, 06:59 AM
I have five TE's and two GT's :)