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[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: What shmups have an option for a high resolution mode (Arcade Mode)?]

Michael, you should not compress your images so much.  Look at the reds and the text and all that.  It's barely readable.  What exactly are you doing to destroy those images so much? 

He's using .JPG.... >_<


Michael, download Irfanview, and save your pictures to PNG.

[General Gaming / Re: Not really an arcade [i]game[/i] per sé....]

What games does it play besides the high5 game???

Pretty much any VST...

[General Gaming / Re: Not really an arcade [i]game[/i] per sé....]

Thanks for the accurate and descriptive topic title, but riddle me this Batman: how does this thing relate to video game consoles? 

It's an arcade cab.

[General Gaming / Not really an arcade [i]game[/i] per sé....]

...but it's still cool.

http://www.abletonator.com/


Basically, a arcade-cab that holds a computer specifically designed to run the Ableton Live sequencer...

And if an arcade cab is too much, how about just a arcade control panel?

http://aux-armes.blogspot.com/2008/03/finished-ambassador-pics.html

[Off-Topic / Re: DR Who fans :)]

The best thing about Dr. Who is the 80's theme done on the ARP Odyssey and Yamaha CS80, and Orbital's remix of said theme.

[Off-Topic / Re: What are YOU watching on YouTube.com?]

The Angry Video Game Nerd had just released Part 1 of his reviews titled Double Vision, which covers the Atari 2600 competitors of the Colecovision and Intellivision. This video covers the latter, and surely he will have the trailer up on YouTube shortly.

Can Black Tiger, if he were to watch this, take on the insults that are present in this video? I know that the Intellivision was his first video game console and one of his favorites (I've been meaning to post up the Video Game Vault entry of the arcade game Black Tiger just for him, but never got around to it ).

You can't diss BEEEE SEEEEEHVEEEENTEEEEEN BAAAAAAWMBUUUUUUR.

[Off-Topic / Re: I'm Starting my own Film Festival and It'll Show... (like the A-Z arcade one]

At my festival The Terminator (no bloody 2, 3, or 4) will be on display.

1. Last I checked, Terminator 1 had it's fair share of blood.

2. You aren't British.

3. TERMINATOR 2 > ALL OTHER TERMINATORS.

[Off-Topic / Re: I'm Starting my own Film Festival and It'll Show... (like the A-Z arcade one]

No good kits.  This is an alphabetical order thing.  We're now up to the letter K.

Boohoo.

[Off-Topic / Re: I'm Starting my own Film Festival and It'll Show... (like the A-Z arcade one]

I'm starting my own film festival and it'll show a bunch of independent artsy films that I hate but the arty people love so I can charge ridiculous prices because the artsy people are rich.

[Off-Topic / Re: Happy Easter!]

Both of those images came from your website, however. Are you postive that you've found them or did you make them yourself ?

As an alternative to using Flickr or Photobucket, Joe usually hosts pictures on his own site. This naturally has a wealth of benefits that you don't get from using a free host.

Because of this, I can't tell if he made them, or if he just found them.

He could have made the "Jesus' Bahmitzfah" one, he's drawn similar to that before.

[Off-Topic / Re: Happy Easter!]

Sorry to offend anybody, but we bash religion because of shit like this:

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=97759aa27a0c99bff671

[Off-Topic / Re: So we're building a new office...]

What's up with that chick's ass? It kinda looks like two elbows put together.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: What shmups have an option for a high resolution mode (Arcade Mode)?]

"Tate" means to turn the TV over on it's side.  I highly doubt the GC version requires that... though it would be humorous.

Oh, my bad. You can still run it in normal mode, it just doesn't take up anywhere NEAR he full screensize.

[Off-Topic / Re: What are YOU watching on YouTube.com?]

This one is for Kitsunexus!

lol

FTW.

[Off-Topic / Re: DR Who fans :)]

Riiiight, with 29 seasons and counting it must be a failure.

It's a failure in my eyes. Boring. Story.

[Off-Topic / Re: Writer Arthur C. Clarke dies at 90]

Yes, one more step to the death of the entire "2001" production team! 

[Off-Topic / Re: Happy Easter!]

Has Kitsune returned

Yeah, one day AFTER Easter, so there's no comparisons.

[Off-Topic / Re: DR Who fans :)]

Dr. Who = failtastic to the highest degree of infinite N^2 * n².

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: What shmups have an option for a high resolution mode (narrow screen)?]

Ikaruga (DC)

Hmmm that's odd, the only graphical choices in the Gamecube version are all tate.

[General Gaming / Re: Ys on the NES?]

Wasn't the Ys Famicom game universally panned? Why would you want to play it on the NES?

[General Gaming / Re: THIS JUST IN ! ! ! KITSUNEXUS HAS HAD ENOUGH ! ! ! GIVES UP ON GAMING ! ! !]

The Korg DS-10 isn't really a Korg product, it's developed by someone else but it IS Korg licensed. At any rate it has been confirmed that it is coming to America and at this time is the only thing I want for the DS.

[Off-Topic / Re: What posters do you have in your crib?]

I have none. This will change once I find a cool one.

[Off-Topic / Re: A couple o' movie mini-reviews]

People really like it - people and gamers alike.

I forgot we aren't people, we're just energy drink zombies. "BAAAAWWWWLLLLS......BAWWWWWLLLLSSSS".


Anyway, I bought Jackie Brown, it's a good movie.

[Off-Topic / Re: Cereals that suck...]

I'm not a fan of fruit cereals. Pretty much, if it's not...

• Frosted Flakes
• Cocoa Krispies
• Reese's Puffs
• Golden Grams
• Cinnamon Toast Crunch
• Apple Cinnamon Cheerios

...I won't eat it.

[General Gaming / Re: THIS JUST IN ! ! ! KITSUNEXUS HAS HAD ENOUGH ! ! ! GIVES UP ON GAMING ! ! !]

Well I decided not to sell my collection...




...at Gamestop. Seriously, that isn't worth it at all! Getting only $20 for each game is bullshit, considering a lot of them are new, or were bought exactly on the new/used line - the part where a new game just becomes used and is thus still expensive.

I'm definitely not trading at EZPawn ever again, they only give you $7 for each game, and you walk back into the store and your game is $30. 0_______0

It was then up to eBay and Gamegavel, and I'm sorry, but an "auction site for hardcore gamers" Gamegavel is not. Perhaps in like three years, maybe, but right now there is NOBODY there pretty much, and I don't want to have to sell my games for $1.00 like everyone else does.

So it was pretty much down to eBay, but I'm too lazy to go buy envelopes and take pictures and type up decent listings and then ship them out when they sell. So I'm going to keep my games. ^___^



And I'm surprised German hasn't been mentioned as an inefficient spelling offender.... 

[General Gaming / Re: Yellowed SNES - interesting article]

This is one of Benj's best articles.

[General Gaming / Re: The reason we got into gaming in the first place!]

Much like many important things in my life, I got too wrapped up in the reason I got into gaming, and now I can't remember it. Because of this, I'm not getting enjoyment out of gaming.

[Turbo Memoirs / Re: Memoirs addendum: NEC Hardware Beauty Shots]

Probably the best I can do is having her give the PCE a big ol' lick (like that famous PSP shot)....haha...that would be funny.

Please don't bring that trash AOTS stuff here, TG-16 is a dignified console.

[General Gaming / Re: SF II resolution question?]

why those capcom arcade "emu captured" pix always looking so stretched? there was no screen which such dimensions at that time, and just watch the circles in the BG, they're very distorted!!

Doesn't MAME automatically capture a pic at certain dimensions? If said dimesnions didn't match the aspect ratio of the game, then it would be distorted.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Next Gen Bonk? They're trying!]

anonymous

FOR WE ARE MANY

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Next Gen Bonk? They're trying!]

Oh and btw can you Team Fremont guys teach me how to draw on a Wacom tablet with only my ass? Seriously, damn..... 

[Off-Topic / Re: Post something lovely!]

Perhaps you should think about things before you press "post". 

You know what, I've tried that, and it's never really helped me before. Come to think of it, some things that I thought out turned to be really offensive and completely backfired on me.

So I came to the scientifically tested and universally approved conclusion of "Fuck it".

[Off-Topic / Re: Part Man, Part Machine, All Cop. The Future of Law Enforcement!]

Cyborgs are stupid fantasies by fools who truly believe the human portions of a cyborg enhance the machine portions, and vice versa.

Robots transcend humans and are perfect.


And before you say "OMGWTFBBQ T-1000 ED209", I will not accept any form of human written fiction as a rebuttal to my argument. All rebuttals must be written by cyborgs or robots.


This greatly increases the chances that you will not argue my points.

[Off-Topic / Re: Post something lovely!]

You'd better keep it serious, Kitsunexus.  I've often recommended your banning, at least temporarily.  It seems you have special favor here, or something of that nature.  Personally, I'm sick of your little "jokes".

If you think you're the scary tough guy on the internet, if you think what you just said gives Al Pacino a hardon, if you think that I even give a shit, think again.

If you ban me, you ban me. Big fucking deal. I've talked to some IRL friends and I've come to the realization that you're just people on the internet. That's all. If you ban me, guess what! I don't die, the world doesn't come to an end, etc... all that happens is I don't get to post "pointless shit' and you don't get to laugh at my "jokes", not that you ever did anyway.

I know I didn't apply for moderator position, so I'm not one to talk, etc... but dude, take some intimidation lessons from someone OTHER than Barney the Dinosaur.

Oh and I'm sorry that you were offended by some corpses. PEOPLE DIE IN REAL LIFE. You'll look like that, I'll look like that, everybody is going to look like that one day. If you can't face it now, how will you ever face it when the day comes?

And I'm sure this all sounds like I'm verbally flipping you off or spitting in your face or  other forms of disrespectful stuff, but I don't mean to write like this. Whenever people like you talk to me like that, it just comes out. I don't even realize I'm writing it until I click "Post" and then it's there, and it's 4:00AM in the morning and I'd rather go to bed then edit my post.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're going to ban me, if you are SO FUCKING TIRED OF ME, IF I AM JUST A FUCKING BANK ROBBING OLD LADY STABBING PUPPY KILLING SON OF A BITCH, just stop talking and fucking do it. You're the moderator, I'm the user, I shouldn't have to tell you how to do your job, no? Why are you justifying yourself to me? I certainly don't care what you do or don't do.


And to all of you tards who are going to chime in with "OMG THAT'S PM MATERIAL!!!", PM also stands for Public Message.


EDIT: And yes, before you ask, I have gotten my ass kicked for things I have said. I said them because I meant them, and I stand behind them. I wouldn't have said them if I was going to retract for fear of a black eye or broken rib.

[Off-Topic / Re: Post something lovely!]

OK, I'll be serious this time.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Next Gen Bonk? They're trying!]

they now just released a new Star Soldier called "R". and it looks cheesy like all the other next-gen shmups stuff which came out recently

Dude.....that looks fucking awesome..... HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS!?

Watch this.

Seriously. This is awesome. Go back to awesome school, you clearly never graduated.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: current output]

How is USB sucky?

Because it's not a cool little hard drive port that goes *click*!

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Next Gen Bonk? They're trying!]

Dude, they've been saying this since "next-gen" was the Gamecube, I'll be damned if it comes out. 


Come to think of it, if it's just the GC game with hacked-up Wii controls, I will not be surprised at all.

[Off-Topic / Re: Mecha Machine Punch-Out]

Topobot.

[General Gaming / Re: The reason we got into gaming in the first place!]

Dude, wow...that was really fucking depressing. I mean I'm happy for you, it's just that selling a MASSIVE collection like that for gas, or for whatever the fuck he wanted, damn. I hope I'm never in his position.

You're seriously in karma's favor though, congrats!

[Off-Topic / Re: A couple o' movie mini-reviews]

Wow. To say Trainspotting is a good movie is an UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE MOST SEVERE KIND. 


Not that I was ever going to, but now I am 100000% sure I will NEVER do heroin. EVER.

[Off-Topic / Re: What are you listening to right now!?]

If I never hear another white trash anthem from AC/DC, Aerosmith, Metalica's "black album", or anything from Nirvana or Alice in Chains ever again it will be too soon.

Dude, I used to think you were some fucking moron who didn't know anything and that you were just a dick, but what you said right there...TOTAL 180 in my book. Fuck 80's - 90's jock rock. All it is is closet homosexual testosterone power with wanky solos that fucking trailer trash hold in higher regard than the American flag. Fuck that.

It's also why I REALLY FUCKING HATE GUITAR HERO AND THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE IT. Because they mostly also love NASCAR, Halo, and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

To all those who are about to rock, TAKE THE FUCKING DILDO OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FUCKING LISTEN TO DECENT MUSIC.

[Off-Topic / Re: Post something lovely!]

POST deleted

Seriously, I wish I could ban people.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: What Turbo game are you currently playing?]

DEEP BLUE!!!!! If you hate this game you suck.

[Off-Topic / Re: Post something lovely!]

It don't get any more lovely than this

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[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: current output]

Does Wii even have any high speed expansion ports to facilitate a HD? 

Yes, via a pair of USB 2.0 ports.

That's a sucky way of doing it.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: current output]

Indeed; though without a hard drive, I don't see how WiiWare will be able to offer anywhere near the breadth of content that's available on Live Arcade.

Does Wii even have any high speed expansion ports to facilitate a HD? 

[General Gaming / Re: GP2X]

I still want a GP2X, but I will not sell my PSP for it as originally reported.

[Off-Topic / Re: Crazy mom sets herself on fire]

Since the fire limmerick didn't go over well, here's a Pokémon limmerick!

Likely because it wasn't very funny.  Now, please take your Pokémon crap elsewhere.

No. ^_^

[Off-Topic / Re: Crazy mom sets herself on fire]

Since the fire limmerick didn't go over well, here's a Pokémon limmerick!

Ash Ketchum sent in a Chansey,
equipped with TM's that tickled his fancy.
His rival said "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!"
and whipped out Mewtwo,
and raped Ash like Jon-Benet Ramsey.