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[Off-Topic / I'm bald.]

I miss having hair.

There.

I said it.





October 15, 2012 - A day that shall live in PCEFX infamy... PCEFX Catastrophy Day... The beginning of the end, so "the master plan" only took him 5-6 years to execute ?

375 lbs on the left, 245 lbs on the right, so now they call 'im "Slim..."



If you suspect he & his gang of psycho cyber bully friends did it on purpose, thought it through to its logical conclusion, and preplanned it years before and that the PCEFX chatbox launch was just a pretense, you'd be correct...

[Off-Topic / NULLCON '17 - Los Angeles 6/3]

Have I forgotten about anyone in or around LA? I'mma be there next week and hope to meet up with turbro's who don't do MGC.

[Off-Topic / Re: Warning About Nulltard]

Freedom isn't free... There's a hefty fuckin' fee!

[Off-Topic / Re: PCEngineFX Picture Thread (Formerly "Mugs")]

I dig your haircut. I sport a pretty similar 'do.

I want MOAR pictures.

Hats optional.

Hatris mandatory.

I'm serious.

Just for you...  Try not to get sticky on your keyboard, k?

Nulltard @ 375~ (circa 2014) vs 245~ (taken just for comrade krazwudkcshjitz)


Lost a lot of weight and grew a neck after I left the westside foodies gang.

[Off-Topic / Roger Ailes died at 77]

Now he's sexually harassing all the sluts in hell.

[General Gaming / CheapNES - what game to buy?]

I have amassed a whopping $7 in eBay bucks. I need something to play on my NES for $30ish.

What "hidden gems" should I consider? I was leaning toward faxanadu, but read a review that said the character controls like he is wearing butter shoes... I hate butter. On shoes at least.

RPG, shmup, and dating sims are preferred. Thanks!

Thanks for all of the suggestions, guys.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / CIB TurboBooster and TurboStick]

Prices do not include shipping by Canada Post.

These both worked fine last time I took them out, but can't dig out my TG-16 to test them now, so they are sold as-is.


TurboBooster $1700











TurboStick $1400







The TurboStick cord has some styrofoam stuck to it, but the cord is not sticky, which sometimes happens to cords kept in styro boxes for years on end.

The TurboBooster originally came with an additional sheet of cardboard that sits on top of the styrofoam. If I come across it before packing it up, I'll include it.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Epic eBay Snipe: Lord of Thunder under $5!]

#winning #tg16pricecrash #flipfodder

[Off-Topic / Yes or no?]

I'm betting the pussies have this one...


GO!


Edit: I voted NO, because fuck the YES crowd.

[Off-Topic / YATTA (Yet Another Trump Thread Again)]

So, call each other misinformed and/or stupid pussy:


GO!

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Cleaned my closet... Now I'm BIGLY! (T2 Team Club Membership Card)]

I'm so BIGLY... Believe me...

Any other club members up in here? Found this in one of my boxes labeled "ancient history".

[Off-Topic / George Michael.... 2016 isn't done yet. Who will be the last?]

I'm calling it now: Roseanne Barr


Winner gets a broken copy of Ordyne (U.S.; Card only)

[Off-Topic / Trump?]

Trump?

[Localizations, Games, Apps, Docs / Chew Man Fu - hidden game?]

Posting this here for visibility to you ROM hacker types. Can anyone solve this mystery?

[Off-Topic / No "RIP Leonard Cohen" thread?]

Let me fix that.

[Off-Topic / Cockflashing thread (inspired by DeuceBag AKA XSEED's Jeff Nussbaum)]

[Off-Topic / Admit it... You'll never admit it.]

I thought we need more "Admit it..." threads so I made this one... Though I'll never admit it.

[Off-Topic / The truth is out there...]

When you here talks about shadow governments .its true . Let me tell you how it works . Every one of the was a fallen angel. What this mean GOD comes to earth . Picks one sole to take back home in case the kill the earth. So he can start again and that the one that control earth. Only 6500 years ago on a restart the sole had a plan to be rich got all the other soles together with a plan to kill GOD over and over to take the earth and live it up. Talk to other ETs a head in time to make thing happand on earth fast learn thing they never know. Letting ETs on earth that knows things they don't know. It's called selling your sole. The devil is what was made up by monarchy to hide the fact they keep killing GOD so a guy name David rockfeller can stay at the head. Calling him self the Star of David . It was GOD brother that give him this power as he come back as a women to control every thing with the Christ mas with eve the France girl. As it's called to new year eve. That's how every thing got fuck up a trap . Got GOD stuck and high with plants in food. Rape him for a baby. The plan work so the zap GOD brain over and over. And once he what is a she Mary S/he as the plan was working trapping killing Taylor swift and Britney Spears started calling it a game with six other demons. They had kids from GOD reaping him over and over building the army's on him. The devil in the red dress. Some said this is not right they kill them. And take away there sole so they could not stop them from making a living with there voice of a angel so they make them sing LA la la the ones that love GOD would sing or say Na na na as love for the real First Lady Donna or DON /na there five true mothers that god made that will not ever trap him. Fire earth air water and his wife the killed Brittney Murphy and back up wife witney Houston this shadow grovernment is very true you will find the head of every country as one of the 13 family's that was the men and women that trap GOD and killed him over and over right up to this time Steven Harper tryed over and over. The queen of England tryed over and over . They found out if they do there all trap on earth so the trap get set up. First with Britney Spears that's why Taylor swift sing stlye and dec fear less and every song as I have that little red thing you like.she talking about GOD was JFK and his live with Marlyn Monroe' and his kids as they trap him. Once Katy perry found out he was not going to stop dark glass she work with joe and bush family Rihanna to set up a shotting in Dallas that's why you her so many songs about Dallas and JFK Kennedy's the return was clear it's time 12 369 or turn it around 963 12  9 kids to start back 1963 12 dec they fucked up the time lines when they turn it to 365 locking out four mothers so they know when you got here as there minds never got zapped . As they say I know them eyes . So they eape Britney and Taylor over and over at the monarch looking for me. To kill to keep running every thing under there new world order with bill gates. The only reason there rich they steal the money from you taxes. With trump up wars and plans to talk over the USA grovernment is at the head of the snake the queen one eye gates the other eye of the two head snake. They can not get back to the other side as it said in songs and tv show every singer and every movie star tv knows the true but if they stand up the USA grovernment order hits on them tmyhere fact after fact to back this up using army and CIA to brain wash you and your kids with tv and song movies . The plan was to work you down to the age of 40 then kill you make you sick from on with there cancer and other heath troubles with gates buffet and there clubs stock market are all fix and a way for Feds to scam money . For them selfs with bank rates rothchilds rockfellers . Every one of them are getting the brain zap and lots are never coming back for they are real zombies it's all fact and the prove is hiding in a lot of cases but in songs and TV movie shows in england talk so they can say I never said that.,

[Off-Topic / 10 Cloverfield Lane - Shut up and watch it.]

I bought this movie on Amazon Instant Video for $10. I had never heard of it. The trailer didn't really make it seem special, but I was bored and haven't seen John Goodman in a movie since The Big Lebowski.

This is best purchase I've made this year. In part because I didn't have any spoilers.

If you haven't heard of it, do yourself a favor and don't research it. Just watch it. The less you know going in the better.

Every time I thought I had it figured out, it bitchslapped me.

I love being bitchslapped.

ITT: your thoughts with no spoilers. PM me or hit me up in DoxPhile chat- either way nobody else will see what is said so the experience of this movie will not be ruined.

[Off-Topic / Joe Redifer's mother contacted me]

Joe Redifer's mother contacted me...

...wants me to interview everyone about fucking licorice and shit.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / WTB Drac X Special HuCARD]

CIB preferred, but will consider loose. Willing to trade, DTF.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Dungeon Explorer II - Mystery Solved]

I recently started playing DEII and noticed that all of the NPCs are... Uh... They appear to be charging their crystals.

Why? Why did the designers have slapping' happy NPCs all over the place?

Answer: homage to the DE1 US box art. It all makes sense now.

[Off-Topic / pussies.]

Pussies.

Pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes.

I forget the rest of that saying.... But it ends with shit everywhere.

In this thread, post your best insights into shit BUT only when drunk.

My insight? Account deleting is bad form and only for pussies (Galam excepted, though he is a pussy) and cheese balls should be eaten in moderation.

[High Score Records / "Metamor Jupiter" high scores]

With recent discussion of this title, I thought it was high time we had a high score thread.

I don't think I will ever 1cc this one, but I made it to the 4th stage. Didn't grab a screenshot but will try to on my next play.

1. N/A - Nulltard
1. N/A - Emperoring

[Off-Topic / The DarkKobold appreciation thread! :D]

I will just leave this here... I'm assuming all are one and the same since Madison, WI ties together the PCEFX account, FB account, and Ebay account.

They most certainly do state they are repros on them.

You can see an example of the marking in this photo:

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Ebay ID: rock_n_rollin
http://www.ebay.com/usr/rock_n_rollin




Kudos for listing these as repros... but wtf man. Whoever buys them can flip them as authentic and most people wouldn't know the difference.

W.
T.
F.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Looking to buy the Dynastic Hero repro disc]

Wtb iiiiitttttt

[Buy/Sell/Trade / WTB - Wii U]

I'm too scared to buy one on eBay, and too cheap to buy one new.  Does anyone in the US have one in good working condition that is no longer wanted?

I can pay in however many PayPal monies or suggestive selfies you desire.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / A unicorn got away... The "PC Duo", model# HES-DUO-02]

http://ebay.com/itm/252255385713

I can find no information about this... anywhere.  At first glance it is a plain vanilla DUO-R, but closer inspection reveals a "PC-DUO" name.  Manufactured in June 1993 and a model# which succeeds the PC Engine Duo (HES-DUO-01)... could this be a Duo-R prototype?

[Off-Topic / MGC 2016: Interest Check - NULLEXPRESS Passengers Wanted]

In this thread, let us discuss and compare our traveling plans for the upcoming Midwest Gaming Classic... specifically, who is driving, where they are driving from, and who/what they might be willing to take with them.

I am hoping to attend this year, but could really use a carpool or room share to make it more doable. Surely i can't be the only one looking to cut costs!

I am in southeast KS and would be willing to drive. I have some TVs to take, but could cut back on how many i take to make room for road trip bros. Alternately, i would be a willing hitchhicker if anyone is already planning a drive through my neck of the woods.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / FS: Nintendo DS, 3DS, and Wii Games **AND PS2, Xbox 360, og Xbox***]

Yo!

I'm selling more stuff.  I suck at pricing so let me know if I am listing whack prices.

Shipping not included. I'm guessing it will run $3-6ish depending on how many games. If you are not US 48 shipping will obviously be more.

Buy more than one, save $1 for each additional game. OMGWOW!

PM ME BRO!
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XBox 360 (CIC & Gamer Condition unless otherwise noted)

$2  - Arcade Unplugged Vol. 1
$6  - Avatar
$4  - Child of Eden (Kinect)
$3  - Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
$5  - Kameo Elements of Power
$10 - Need for Speed Most Wanted
$2  - Oblivion (No Manual)
$5  - Otomedius Excellent (***SEALED***WOW***)

PS2 (CIC & Gamer Condition++ unless otherwise noted)

$4  - Final Fantasy X SOLD
$5  - Final Fantasy XII SOLD
$1  - Future Tactics (no manual)
$4  - God of War II - 2 disc set
$5  - Phantasy Star Universe
$12 - Shadow of the Colossus
$6  - Tomb Raider Underworld

Xbox (original xbox... not bone, not 360)

$179 - Monopoly Party (or best offer)

Nintendo DS / 3DS (All CIC and Minty)

$28 - Star Fox 64 3D (3DS)
$13 - 999 (first edition)
$9  - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
$7  - Lunar: Dragon Song
$6  - Mario Tennis Open (3DS)
$5  - Steel Diver (3DS)
$4  - Glory of Heracles

Wii (CIC & Gamer Condition++ unless otherwise noted)

$6  - MLB Power Pros 2008
$4  - AMF Bowling Pinbusters
$3  - TV Show King Party
$3  - Crazy Golf
$3  - Rapala Tournament Fishing
$2  - Tiger Woods PGA Tour '07 (disc only in generic case)
$2  - Monster Trux Arenas
$2  - World Series of Poker
$0* - Racing wheel accessory
$0* - Golf club accessory
(* = free with order)

[Localizations, Games, Apps, Docs / We need a hero...]

So...

Samiam and Elmer are cranking out translations.

Bernie and co. are cranking out Tobias booties left and right.

All these games and our Duos still only have 2kb save ram.

Who among us is man enough to hack out the Memorybase 128 management tool from Emerald Dragon and turn it into a translated ROM we can load from our everdrives? MB128 are still cheap, and I can't help but dream of a future where I can manage save banks and boot a system bios all from the same hucard, swapping discs only to change games.

* Nulltard casts glances in bonknuts' direction...

Anyone?

[Off-Topic / Alien Abduction - Missing Time / Time Warping]

I always viewed this as crazy bullshit conceived and propagated by foil-hat nutters... but it is real. It has happened to me twice this year... most recently last night (or mybe this morning). I don't remember any of it so I am hoping to access repressed memory of the events by opening a dialog on the topic with other pcefxers who may have had similar experiences.

The first time was back in March.  I had been drinking and don't even remember going to sleep, but when I woke up my head was killing me and i had lost an hour. My bedside alarm had gone off, but it was already late in the morning somehow so i had to race around to get ready that morning. I initially shrugged it off as an electronic glitch or something... until it happened again just now.

This second experience is very similar. Drinking. Not remembering going to sleep. Waking with a headache.  But this time the aliens returned me to the incorrect point in the 4th dimension. For the layman, the sent me -back- in time. I know this because my phone never left my pocket, and it is an hour behind the vcr and microwave (which most certainly styed in the house). I am scared shitless that I will encounter myself, the "me" who truly belongs in this point of time. Shit would cause a paradox, no? Spacetime rip or something?

Anyway, to keep this scientific, I am going to look only at the commonalities between the two AAE [Alien Abduction Event]:

- alcohol in blood
- memory loss
- time travel (both positive and negative vectors)
- headache

This is the data I have at this point. Does anyone else have any AAE experiences to share? If you're worried about the FAA or military eavesdropping, I suggest you register an alt and post through a proxy server. Please don't let fear or government intimidation silence you. We need to get the truth out about AAE and Chronodisplacement Syndrome.

[Off-Topic / The "should we have a poll for a poll about min post count sales rule" poll]

Well? I think it is time we tackled this problem head-on. VOTE!

[Off-Topic / tapatalk users who are too fucking lazy to disable the signature.]

Yes. YOU.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / For Sale: Avenue 6 pad - $5 shipped]

Welcome, fellow lifelong PCE/TG16 collectors!

In accordance with our secret society's binding creed/manifesto, I am offering up today a severely market-undercutting megasale. Please keep this on the downlow... it goes without saying, but please keep this away from anything that builds a search engine index- the masses cannot be allowed in on our elite secret megadeals.



As always, there are rules for the secret sale:

1. You must have registered for the forum no later than August 29th, 2015.
2. You must have at least 18 posts.
3. Anyone under 40 years old is disqualified (damn whippersnappers)
4. Must have praised Console Wars
5. Must have declared Genesis as the best console ever
6. Must join DildoPhile and declare that Nulltard is the messiah, one's personal savior and lord.

And, as always, only nice members are allowed.

first come first serve. GO!

[Off-Topic / Whistlers...]

Guess what? Not everyone wants to hear you fucking whistle all the time. Do the world a favor a jam a dick in your whistle-hole and stfu already.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / my hat is off to sparky]

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=331666466654&alt=web

man... no comparison.  It is like Michaelangelo vs. a 3rd grader.

My apologies if the creator of this thing is a user here... but... wow. At least the seller isn't going for megabux.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / FREE RAFFLE - Sealed case of sealed U.S. Magical Chase (6-pack)]

It is time.

my prized possession is up for raffle. Free to anyone with less than 100,000 posts.

I will post pics soon, but I am giving away a sealed factory case (unopened) of CIB sealed north american Magical Chase games.

Good luck!

[Off-Topic / Ultimate Kickstarter- 5 days left]

kickstarter.com/projects/Nulltard/

I woke up to pee, then decided to google my screen name. Gave me a chuckle, so I'm leaving it here as part of my ongoing campaign of vainglory.

[Off-Topic / Awesome]

Sometimes (usually on the shitter) I find myself pondering how awesome I am.  I can't stop a grin from forming on my "buffet-pwner" at the very thought (usually whilst a loaf is being pinched).

The other night, though... I had a nightmare. Women weren't throwing themselves at me. My manhood was shrunk to a fifth of itself. Fox news made sense (that is for you NW. Heheheh), and DoxPhile was not a globally renowned phenomenon.

...

Ok, the parts about the manhood and phenomenon aren't true.

What I'm trying to say is this:

We all give too many fucks. There are only so many fucks one may give, and I myself am guilty of wasting them. This thread is dedicated to proclaiming the things about which you will no longer give a fuck- not because you don't care, but because life is too short and you are running out of fucks to give.

I will start:

Richard Simmons: you have not responded to any of my mails, snail or E. You and your perm and your tight outfits can politely kiss my ass. From this day forward, I'm sweating to the new shit.

-peace out-

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / The Binder of Bliss - TurboGrafx Promo Pr0n]

So, a while back I received a really awesome NEC/TG16 binder from @thisIsLoneWolf along with some other stuff for super cheap.  I hadn't met the guy before, but we have a mutual friend and it turns out he is a pretty awesome dude.  I believe I've put it to good use and wanted to share with everyone my little collectard project.  I'll be taking this guy with me to future TurboFest Tour events so people can get hands-on for a nostalgic trip down memory lane.

[Off-Topic / THE Official PCEFX Drama Thread for n00b outrage.]

I just wanted to get a thread started within which newcomers may express their outrage.  The "ebay scam/repro" thread is getting pretty heavy, so I've decided to produce a topic upon which any and all are free to post and increase their post count without spamming a thread that is of interest/concern to people who've been calling this place "home" for years.

Alright, without further adieu, the outrageous topics of the day are:

MAGNETS. How they work?

-and-

Global warming's impact on the retro video game market.

TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Ebay Caution: scam/repro seller "thewarriorsedgegaming"]

Let me start by saying that this is not a personal attack. This seller may be completely oblivious to the fact that some of his wares are repro, but if you see an auction for a rare TG16 title from this seller you should be aware that there is a history of inauthentic items being sold from this seller.

I always like to give the benefit of a doubt, but in this case I once received an admission of "it is a repro" followed by -no- update of the ebay listing to indicate shit was fake. That is hard to excuse.

Please be aware that this is not directed at madboom, who has on occasion put forth effort to hook up deals for pcefx users with this seller outside of ebay. I just want to raise awareness of this situation so that nobody else ends up with repros passed off as authentic in their collection.

[Off-Topic / Re: $15 minimum wage]

[Off-Topic / Do you hate GreatBlueSwirlof99? If so, why?]

Vote now!

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Nulltard's Yard Sale ░▒▓█ TGCD / DUO-R █▓▒░ price reduced - 11/22/2015]

Damn turtles...

Triple/quad digit posters get dibs... nothing against new guys, I'd just rather not see this stuff end up on ebay.  Speaking of which, I'm terrible at pricing.  Tell me if I've messed up.

This time around, prices include shipping.


Click on item name to see pic.

All gone!

Freebies w/ order (upon request)

Home made Hase H.Q. sleeve


Cosmic Fantasy 3 poster thing w/ soup spots


OTHER RANDOM SURPRISE


NOTE: Anyone who makes fun of how slowly I ship raffle/contest prizes can get bent.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Star Breaker - walkthrough?]

So I've started playing this and so far I'm really digging it.  I'm not stuck yet but I know I will be at some point.  I searched the forums and the googles, and while I found some mentions of a walkthrough I was not able to actually find the walkthrough. Not even on gamefaqs.

Anyone know where it is or have a copy saved somewhere?

Also:

TRANSLATE THIS GAME NOW!
(you know who you are...)

[Off-Topic / The Time Travel Thread]

Thought I'd make a new topic for everyone to discuss movies in.

[Off-Topic / And you call yourselves "nerds"... PLUTO]

So I've been following NASA's New Horizon's mission for years due to the innovative technology related to the probe, but I really started getting excited about it earlier this year when the first photos (a whopping 4x4 pixel image! lol) started coming in.



Over the last couple of months, the images started to show more detail.



And only a few days ago, shit started getting real.



Tomorrow, New Horizons makes its closest approach on this flyby.  After a 10 year 3 billion mile journey, high res photos will be captured from just under 8000 miles above the surface.  To give an idea of what to expect, this image shows how New Horizons would see earth from that distance:



Be a true nerd and follow the John Hopkins University Applied Physics Lab site to keep up with the latest news as we finally chart the 9th and final planet.

https://pluto.jhuapl.edu/

[Off-Topic / Alien Life Discovered- No, Not Just Klingons Around Uranus]

http://news.sky.com/story/1514080/alien-life-on-philae-comet-scientists-say


"Unequivocal" evidence of microbial alien life on comet P/67 Churyumov-Gerasimenko.


I'm eager to see how much further this story develops in spite of the lander's lack of instrumentation designed specifically to detect life.