Drivers Of Cars You Hate!!!

[Sparky]

Ya know i fucking hate BMW drivers.... i hate everything about them, the looks of there cars, the way they drive, oh hell i will not even let them in front of me when i drive... i have been cut off by these 2 latte drinking yuppies for far to long!!! I hate them all  !!! If anyone drives a BMW here... sorry about what you drive

[Dark Fact]

I'm learning to drive a Toyota Corolla and a Ford Escort.  I've seen my share of bad drivers.  I've had to put up with lane cutters all the time but what really gets my goat are those damn people who always insist on talking on their cell phone while driving.  They don't take notice of the other driver who wants to take a turn and just think what they're doing is no big deal.  What kind of conversation is so important that you have to hold up traffic?

[guyjin]

If anyone drives a BMW here... sorry about what you drive

This is fighting street! there are no apologies, much less preemptive ones!!!

That said, I hate all Omaha drivers. they're all nuts.

[SuperDeadite]

All drivers in Japan.  Every single one!  I have never seen so many terrible drivers in my life.  Every night people drive with headlights OFF, run red-lights, never look before turning.  The speedlimits here are very low.  Like 50kilos on most major city connecting roads.  And they totally need it! They can't handle anything faster.

[termis]

I hate all cagers.   

(BTW, I work part-time as a motorcycle safety instructor/license examiner).

[guyjin]

All drivers in Japan.  Every single one!  I have never seen so many terrible drivers in my life.  Every night people drive with headlights OFF, run red-lights, never look before turning.  The speedlimits here are very low.  Like 50kilos on most major city connecting roads.  And they totally need it! They can't handle anything faster.

But I hear that they can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

[nat]

Anyone who drives vehicles like this:



You can be sure said individuals sport IQs below 80.

[Sparky]

Anyone who drives vehicles like this:

You can be sure said individuals sport IQs below 80.

haha ya and they usually have a set of Truck Nuts hanging from the back!!! i am actually serious, i see it alot!!! 


/truck-nuts.html

[DJLobo]

People who have mufflers that sound like a race car. Seriously, your car is a POS. Putting a race car sounding muffler on it doesn't make you cool.

[NecroPhile]

That said, I hate all Omaha drivers. they're all nuts.

Go masturbate with a cheese grater. 

I hate all cagers.   

I doubt you mean basketball players, so does that refer to all non-motorcycle drivers? 

Anyone who drives vehicles like this:

You can be sure said individuals sport IQs below 80.

And they'll never drive down a gravel road, much less go off-roading, for fear of scratching their pretty truck.  Of course, they're usually like this truck: full size, crew cab, long box pickups with oodles of lift to fit their 'massive' 32s with tame tread.  Silly, willy-bubba clowns.

[termis]

That said, I hate all Omaha drivers. they're all nuts.

Go masturbate with a cheese grater. 

I hate all cagers.   

I doubt you mean basketball players, so does that refer to all non-motorcycle drivers? 

Hah, I had no idea they meant basketball players.  But for me, yeah, cager = car drivers. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cager

Anyone who drives vehicles like this:

[wannabe monster truck pic][/pic]

You can be sure said individuals sport IQs below 80.

And they'll never drive down a gravel road, much less go off-roading, for fear of scratching their pretty truck.  Of course, they're usually like this truck: full size, crew cab, long box pickups with oodles of lift to fit their 'massive' 32s with tame tread.  Silly, willy-bubba clowns.

Yeah, that goes for big SUV drivers as well.  I actually respect people who drive the shit out of those (people working out on the field and whatnot), but 90%+ of these things never even see the dirt.

[Dark Fact]

Well, nat, at least they ain't driving monster trucks.

[RoyVegas]

The drivers I hate are California drivers.  They park their 10mph driving pieces of crap in the fast lane and wont move even if a monster truck is running them over.  Rear view mirrors are there for a reason, use them!  If you see someone behind you that is going faster and you are in the fast lane just get the hell out of the way.

[Dark Fact]

You know who is another big culprit in the wonderful world of bad driving? Readers.

I'm not kidding.  People who read actual books WHILE driving their vehicles.

I used to work as an assistant to a multi-tasker a few years back and one day while we were driving to our client's address, we noticed a car in front of us that was doing 20 km/h.  When we passed the vehicle, we noticed the woman driving had a book held in one hand while the other hand was on the steering wheel.  We couldn't believe our eyes.

Seriously, your book isn't more important than the road and your own fucking life! Put the book down and keep your eyes on the road!

[NecroPhile]

I used to work as an assistant to a multi-tasker a few years back and one day while we were driving to our client's address, we noticed a car in front of us that was doing 20 km/h.  When we passed the vehicle, we noticed the woman driving had a book held in one hand while the other hand was on the steering wheel.  We couldn't believe our eyes.

You should've run that dumb bitch into the wall. 

[guyjin]

I used to work as an assistant to a multi-tasker a few years back and one day while we were driving to our client's address, we noticed a car in front of us that was doing 20 km/h.  When we passed the vehicle, we noticed the woman driving had a book held in one hand while the other hand was on the steering wheel.  We couldn't believe our eyes.

You should've run that dumb bitch into the wall. 

I'd expect an Omaha driver to say that. 

[NecroPhile]

I'd expect an Omaha driver to say that. 

How's that cheese grater workin' for ya? 

[guyjin]

I'd expect an Omaha driver to say that. 

How's that cheese grater workin' for ya? 

Just great! I shove 'em in the wheel wells of Omaha drivers, and pretty soon there's one less lunatic to worry about! 

[NecroPhile]

Just great! I shove 'em in the wheel wells of Omaha drivers, and pretty soon there's one less lunatic to worry about! 

So that was you, eh?  You owe me a new tire, you sonofabitch!!1!!!!one!

[Dark Fact]

So that was you, eh?  You owe me a new tire, you sonofabitch!!1!!!!one!

For all your tire needs.

[BlackandBlue]

I wanna get in on this.  Jeep Wrangler drivers.  Hate them all.  Everyone things they're a badass that can drive over anything and usually have personalities to match.  I use to install car electronics and hated every owner I came in contact with.  Oh, and Cadillac drivers.  Usually old people from Florida that think they own the road.

[NecroPhile]

I use to install car electronics and hated every owner I came in contact with.

So you're a people person, eh? 

[BlackandBlue]

So you're a people person, eh? 

I'm not apologizing for being me 

[blueraven]

I hate people who talk/text on cell phones while driving.

I saw a girl in a brand new Chrysler crash into the back of a highway patrol car while texting.

When we passed the vehicle, we noticed the woman driving had a book held in one hand while the other hand was on the steering wheel.

Hopefully she's given a $1200 ticket or reprimanded before she kills someone.