So last night

[soop]

Just at the pub with a few friends, when I see this girl I talked to a few times about 2 years ago - and quite fancied.  She's been travelling, so she's all tanned and lovely.  Well I start talking to her, and we're getting on really well.  So well she brings down her brother, and she buys us all drinks.

Here's the thing, she's only here for one night to see her brother, so that's pretty much my only shot to sleep with her, but it's looking promising.

And then Dan, who's been in a petulant mood since she arrived, pipes up, apropos of nothing "Tom wants to have sex with you".  I feel like slapping him so hard.
Her Brother was cool though, he thought I was awesome.  I think he wanted me to sleep with her.

Anyway, that ended shortly after with a kiss on the cheek.

[Arkhan Asylum]

You should have said YES, I DO.  DO YOU WANT TO? LETS GO.

[SuperDeadite]

No means yes.
Yes means anal.

GET IT RIGHT ARK!

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Bad news: she was trying to hook you up with her brother and/or wanted a three way with you and her brother.  Or maybe that's good news - whatever floats your boat.

[Opethian]

[VestCunt]

Bad news: she was trying to hook you up with her brother and/or wanted a three way with you and her brother.  Or maybe that's good news - whatever floats your boat.

I see a bright future for NecroPhile as PCEFX sex advice columnist.

[PCEngineHell]

This story really went somewhere, if that somewhere was called nowhere in particular lol.

[Tatsujin]

LOL

[PunkCryborg]

this thread should be devoted to soops entire love life stories

[PCEngineHell]

this thread should be devoted to soops entire love life stories

I have a feeling it would be locked in 5 mins then. Doesn't sound like there's much there to talk about.

[RegalSin]

Well, seriously you have tons of twenty year old women living at home, right now as we speak. Then others who makes money, are also living alone, in their big apartments, and fridge filled with one egg. The same with men. The flat fact is that fathers and mothers ( especially fathers ) would like to see their family members get to be get rid of, live a normal life, and make some grand children. Ironically this is alright when your twenty, but not when you are a teenager. I wish had gotten somebody pregnant when I was younger, it would have set me straight, in some sense.

Real nice life, when parents, complain about you, doing the most normal of things, and then when your on the verge of death, they wine and wine about babies, and having a life. It is like that story, about the boy and his father. When the boy was young, he would ask the father to go fishing, play baseball, and even hike in the moutains. However when he is older, it is the father who keeps bothering the boy to do this and see that. However the boy now, could careless about any of that stuff. Then they say, hey take some drugs, get a mugshot, get somebody pregnant, blah blah blah. Seriously, to hell with them. Next thing they start ranting about your accent, and prefer you to talk with a slurr, or mush mouth.

Then there is the wayward crowd. After years of being the arseholes, and grey skies of everybody lives, they get cleaned up, and then go out in the wild hunting for spouses, pretending to be innocent, and nice.

First they say, hey stand up straight, speak with proper words, and do this. Then they
do not say anything at all. Then they say the stuff you cared about when you was
twelve. Then I say, to myself "what kind of life you had, when you was sixteen" oh got good grades huh, and now you get to be big whatever, zooming around. I say phuck em.......

Next thing you got beggar family members, at your ankles. Who passes you off

[roflmao]

It is like that story, about the boy and his father. When the boy was young, he would ask the father to go fishing, play baseball, and even hike in the moutains. However when he is older, it is the father who keeps bothering the boy to do this and see that. However the boy now, could careless about any of that stuff.

Reminds me of the Harry Chaplin song "Cats in the Cradle".

[kakutolives]

Just at the pub with a few friends, when I see this girl I talked to a few times about 2 years ago - and quite fancied.  She's been travelling, so she's all tanned and lovely.  Well I start talking to her, and we're getting on really well.  So well she brings down her brother, and she buys us all drinks.

Here's the thing, she's only here for one night to see her brother, so that's pretty much my only shot to sleep with her, but it's looking promising.

And then Dan, who's been in a petulant mood since she arrived, pipes up, apropos of nothing "Tom wants to have sex with you".  I feel like slapping him so hard.
Her Brother was cool though, he thought I was awesome.  I think he wanted me to sleep with her.

Anyway, that ended shortly after with a kiss on the cheek.

sounds like you had fun though. P.S. you should have punched your friend in the arm afterwards.

[Arjak]

Does RegalSin do LSD before he posts or something?

[Tatsujin]

At least once per post.

[HercTNT]

Regal is rated in LCPL units. Lines of coke per letter.  His madness is affable though and a welcome change to the norm. Here's to hoping he never changes

[Tatsujin]

is this even regal?

[HercTNT]

LOL nice........