PCEngineFX message board street fight

GUTS · 12/20/2006, 02:09 AM

In honor of the new Rocky movie which is going to fucking ROCK, I'm listing the order of toughness of everyone on the msg board since if we all met up in real life it would obviously turn into a huge brawl. Here's the rankings-

1. ME- Obviously top of the heap since I'm probably the only one here who can benchpress a midsize car.
2. Stevek666- Anyone who can survive his house being blown to shit must be damned tough.
3. Runin- A scrawny bastard, but his incredibly cheap and dirty fighting style can surprise much tougher opponents.
4. Emerald Rocker- A scottish highlander who is only held back by his fear of getting his beautiful face beaten (kind of like an even gayer Vega).
5. Helgeson- Another dirty fighter who would probably shoot you or gouge your neck with a broken snapple bottle, but anything goes in a street fight.
6. CrackTiger- A mild mannered fellow with an incredible ground game; years spent rooming with a gay man in college have honed his grappling skills to Greek levels.
7. Kaminari- A wild card, his ranking is based on rumors of a street fight in new mexico where he beat the shit out of 23 screwdriver wielding mexicans.
8. Joe Redifer- As a Sega fan he is obviously tough, but recent disparaging remarks about the Dreamcast have led me to believe it may be a front, dropping his ranking a few notches.
9. Keranu- CLAIMS to be Irish, but secretly is a filthy spic. Only a threat when travelling with 5-6 friends.
10. Sunteam_Raul- Constant posts about updates to his site have betrayed that he hasn't been training like he should, dropping his ranking greatly.
11. Tron- Recent pics of a fat guy in a Tron costume rumored to be him have dropped his ranking to the lowest it's ever been.
12. Rolins- A new guy in the rankings, he hasn't had the chance to prove himself yet.
12. Digi.k- Another new guy wet behind the ears, although early boasting of an assured victory over Keranu have shown the confidence necessary to rise in the ranks quickly.
12. Tatsujin- Not much is known about this guy other than he has stated on multiple occasions that Helgeson is going to get his due pretty soon.
13. Aaron Nanto- Too brittle to fight due to a severely emaciated upper body.

Keranu · 12/20/2006, 02:37 AM

I think the new Rocky movie is going to suck. I am predicting it's going to be better than the fifth one since it's about Rocky fighting again and all, but still going to end up being a dull millenium-style film. I would like to go see it, but I don't have very high hopes considering it's made in the 2000's and the clips I have seen tend to be on modern side. I watched the whole series again recently to warm me up for it.

TR0N · 12/20/2006, 02:49 AM

I MUST BREAK YOU!

Keranu · 12/20/2006, 03:01 AM

Quote from: Tron on 12/20/2006, 02:49 AMI MUST BREAK YOU!

That's what I'm talking about!

That movie ruled.

PCEngineHell · 12/20/2006, 11:58 AM

Hey yea who the fuck is Tatsujin anyway? If hes the guy posting FM Towns shit then thats like all I ever see of him pretty much. Past history,I used to work in security for the Union Pacific Rail Road, Some of the drunk truckers and train jumpers there fight dirtier then any Sega fan,and Ive got the scars to prove it. Found out that a long handled steel based Mag flashlight is better then a nightstick. I used one alot,as it scores big points in knocking someone senseless in the forehead. And yes,in a fight Id use about anything handy. BTW does owning a 2-slot Neogeo move me up any in rank?
Stevek666 should be ranked number 1 period. Hes the only one here to survive his house being blown to hell.

rolins · 12/20/2006, 01:46 PM

A street fight? Then I should placed last on the list. I'm not really the aggressive type, I rather be sneaky and setup a trap to pull the odds into my favor. I mean haven't been in fight since the 4th grade, and I got into that because some dipshit took my basketball. I won though, a well placed karate chop to the throat does wonders.

PCEngineHell · 12/20/2006, 09:24 PM

Quote from: rolins on 12/20/2006, 01:46 PMA street fight? Then I should placed last on the list. I'm not really the aggressive type, I rather be sneaky and setup a trap to pull the odds into my favor. I mean haven't been in fight since the 4th grade, and I got into that because some dipshit took my basketball. I won though, a well placed karate chop to the throat does wonders.

Since it was 4th grade maybe your memory is fuzzy.Maybe it was over your copy of Top Gun for the Nes and he beat your sorry ass all over the play ground before finally taking your game. And now you look back on it and wonder why you fought so hard to keep that peice of shit cart.

guyjin · 12/20/2006, 09:56 PM

i didn't even make the list

Keranu · 12/20/2006, 10:15 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 12/20/2006, 09:56 PMi didn't even make the list

You can have my place.

rolins · 12/20/2006, 10:52 PM

Quote from: PCEngineHell on 12/20/2006, 09:24 PM
Quote from: rolins on 12/20/2006, 01:46 PMA street fight? Then I should placed last on the list. I'm not really the aggressive type, I rather be sneaky and setup a trap to pull the odds into my favor. I mean haven't been in fight since the 4th grade, and I got into that because some dipshit took my basketball. I won though, a well placed karate chop to the throat does wonders.
Since it was 4th grade maybe your memory is fuzzy.Maybe it was over your copy of Top Gun for the Nes and he beat your sorry ass all over the play ground before finally taking your game. And now you look back on it and wonder why you fought so hard to keep that peice of shit cart.

Yeah and after the bastard kicked the snot out me, I was laughing my bleeding gums out in the end. Because now he has to live thru the hell known as Top Gun.

GUTS · 12/21/2006, 01:56 PM

Keranu if you're still mad about me pointing out that the Master System was more powerful than the NES, now's your chance to get your mexican friends together, buy a pack of screwdrivers, and try to take me down.

Keranu · 12/21/2006, 05:48 PM

Quote from: GUTS on 12/21/2006, 01:56 PMKeranu if you're still mad about me pointing out that the Master System was more powerful than the NES, now's your chance to get your mexican friends together, buy a pack of screwdrivers, and try to take me down.

I don't remember you saying this, but I wouldn't argue about that because the Master System IS more powerful than the NES

. However when it comes to which console had better games, I would say NES any day. But no, I am not going to waste my time "fighting" you about that. The ultimate way of fighting is to ignore.

Hobo Xiphas · 12/21/2006, 10:22 PM

Quote from: GUTS on 12/20/2006, 02:09 AMKeranu- CLAIMS to be Irish, but secretly is a filthy spic. Only a threat when travelling with 5-6 friends.

Don't take the Crete Nerd HURD lightly. We are the scourge of the Crete Police Department.

esteban · 12/21/2006, 10:49 PM

GUTS, you reminded me of a question I wanted to ask Keranu (sorry buddy

): Have you shaved off that mustachio?

GUTS · 12/22/2006, 01:03 AM

HAHA, that mustache was what betrayed his true ethnic heritage.

Keranu · 12/22/2006, 01:11 AM

Quote from: stevek666 on 12/21/2006, 10:49 PMGUTS, you reminded me of a question I wanted to ask Keranu (sorry buddy ): Have you shaved off that mustachio?

I've shaved it a few times, but it's coming back

. You aren't the only ones though, a lot of people have actually asked me if I was Mexican before but I swear I don't have any Mexican or Hispanic blood in my body.

Kaminari · 12/24/2006, 04:38 AM

Quote from: GUTS on 12/20/2006, 02:09 AM[...] where he beat the shit out of 23 screwdriver wielding mexicans.

That's not too far from the truth. I can confirm they all ended up in a New Mexico hospital, each one of them with 23 screwdrivers in their bowels. But I swear to Keranu I had absolutely nothing to do with this. I was just passing by when one of them asked me why I wasn't wearing a mustache. I just can't remember what happened next, but one thing I'm sure is that they were definitely not Irish.

Keranu · 12/24/2006, 04:52 AM

You betrayer!

cavein2000 · 12/24/2006, 06:21 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 12/20/2006, 09:56 PMi didn't even make the list

Me neither, maybe we're just in the 20's or something... or perhaps too mysterious to rank??

OldRover · 12/31/2006, 02:16 AM

Well I guess I'm kinda glad I didn't make this list...good thing no one here knows my reputation, both online and in "real life"...

PCEngineHell · 12/31/2006, 02:50 AM

Maybe the next tournament will be held on your island,then well see....

TurboXray · 12/31/2006, 11:39 AM

Quote from: Keranu on 12/22/2006, 01:11 AM
Quote from: stevek666 on 12/21/2006, 10:49 PMGUTS, you reminded me of a question I wanted to ask Keranu (sorry buddy ): Have you shaved off that mustachio?
You aren't the only ones though, a lot of people have actually asked me if I was Mexican before but I swear I don't have any Mexican or Hispanic blood in my body.

Hehe, you must live in an all Anglo town. From the pics I've seen, you look more like a weto to me