Caption Contest 3 (raffle type thing for free GBA game!)

[bob]

Ok, you know the deal.

Give me your best caption for this picture.  Winner will receive a free Game Boy Advance game of my choosing.

RULES:

One entry per person
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.
Make us laugh!

dotsandloops com/turbo/cap3.jpg

[esteban]

Joe Redifer, in three years.

[turboswimbz]

look at my sack hanging out of these shorts, or I'll shoot, if you know what I mean.

[PikachuWarrior]

I am gay, I have a pink gun. I will now shoot you with the pink gun. God, I hope my kid doesn't end up like me. FML.

[MrFlutterPie]

I gave my kid that football shirt to remind me that night 5 years ago I wasn't packing....a condom....

[Opethian]

carelessness and unanswered prayers...

[Nazi NecroPhile]

George Michael, the early years.

[soop]

"Although he looked like a grown man, George had the mind of a child"

[OldMan]

Apologies in advance.
I'm not interested in winning, but the only thing that comes to mind is this:

"Aetherbutt prepares to release 'Hogan's Alley' for the pce"

[MotherGunner]

Apologies in advance.
I'm not interested in winning, but the only thing that comes to mind is this:

"Aetherbutt prepares to release 'Hogan's Alley' for the pce as sex scandal emerges"

Fixed.  =)

[chany60126]

Commander Keen: Adventures in Wangster Town coming 12/12/12. Place your order nao!

[esteban]

Apologies in advance.
I'm not interested in winning, but the only thing that comes to mind is this:

"Aetherbutt prepares to release 'Hogan's Alley' for the pce"

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[HercTNT]

"give me all your money, my kid needs a real football!"

[BigusSchmuck]

"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'." Discworld quote.

[Ji-L87]

"Welcome, Mr. Bond. I hope my henchman didn't give you too much trouble?"

[turboswimbz]

"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'." Discworld quote.

Ah man I love discworld novels

[bob]

"Welcome, Mr. Bond. I hope my henchman didn't give you too much trouble?"

Winner.  PM me your address and a GBA game will be on its way.

[Ji-L87]

woop woop!
Didn't expect that as I thought soop would bring it home this time 
Thank you!

[bob]

woop woop!
Didn't expect that as I thought soop would bring it home this time 
Thank you!

Haha. It was a tough call between you, soop, and turboswimbz.

[Ji-L87]

Found this in my mail today:



First l00t of 2012 2013, w000t!

[bob]

Glad it showed up. Enjoy it, not many FPS games for GBA.

[PCEngineHell]

"Once a man, twice a child"

If you enter me, do it on HercTNT's behalf. Thanks.

[esteban]

"Once a man, twice a child"

If you enter me, do it on HercTNT's behalf. Thanks.

Comrade, since the raffle is over, I can only assume you are referring to some other act.