Jack Burton's Baller Street Life Sales

[PCEngineHell]

Hey pimps and hoes, it's that tyme again.  Time to sell some stuff.  I mainly deal on street corners and craigslist.  Check my feedback:
https://mugshots.com/US-Counties/New-Jersey/Essex-County-NJ/John-Burton.7459879.html


Not tryin to create any mojo in the dojo, but consequences will never be the same. 

I may add more, so stay tuned!!!!

Prices are crazy town.  Everything must go. Feel free to text me if you're a trusted player.

I used Goodwill for pricing. These are some harder to find wares.  They don't come around too often.  And when they do, they aren't cheap.  Deals can be made if you buy multiple items!!!  Don't like a price?  Shoot ole Jack a load of a offer over a pm.  The worst I can say is you done goofed because I backtraced it.

Cash or drugs.

If I don't get interest in some of these by Saturday I'll just throw them away or take them to ebay. 

1)Body double.  See the photos.  Dead body you use to distract would be muggers from attacking you during your much needed nap in that nippy back ally. They beat on and attack this dead body instead. It can take your lickings for you. Price:  On Hold$250 shipped.
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2)  Beat up old Impala. Engine still turns over.  Price:  $250 shipped.
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3)Stacks of clothes  Nice condition, but sum is pretty filthy.  Price: $150 shipped.


4)Cans for huffing. Price: $150 shipped.


5)Mobile homes. Both is in pretty good shape.  See pics.  Price:  $300 shipped.

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[bob]

Cant text him. He has a pre-paid metro PCS.
Best to just page him on his beeper

[RoyVegas]

5)Mobile homes. Both is in pretty good shape.  See pics.  Price:  $300 shipped.

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I've been in the market for an upgrade for awhile now but am trying to keep within my budget...  Is this price for 1 or both? If the price is for both would you consider splitting them up?

[MrFlutterPie]

I normally try to stay out of the "public flagellation" threads but this was too damn funny!

I love the grammar and language change the best lol.

[NightWolve]

I passed up his original thread, but I ran into this and then went back to actually look inside. Yeah, he's a real treat.

"Not tryin to create any mojo in the dojo, but consequences will never be the same."

Heh-heh.

[Tatsujin]

OHROLF

[TheClash603]

I just went to Atlantic City a few weeks ago...  you are absolutely right about Jersey guys.

...I say this fully aware that my best friend is from NJ, as are a few stand up guys on this forum.  Ohh well...  fuck em

[Tatsujin]

Ballermann 6

[turboswimbz]

I just went to Atlantic City a few weeks ago...  you are absolutely right about Jersey guys.

...I say this fully aware that my best friend is from NJ, as are a few stand up guys on this forum.  Ohh well...  fuck em

We like when someone says fuck em.  Means we've done a good job at being from jersey.  Also AC is pretty awesome.  So many ladies not enough time.