Pictures w/ the Ex

[TheClash603]

One time I had a bunch of heart stamps on my leg and my gf was freaking out, because she didn't know how they got there and I had no explanation.

It turned out that she had put these red foil hearts on the window as decoration for valentines day and some of them fell off and landed on the bed.  As I slept, they were pressed against my leg, which ended up leaving a heart shaped mark.