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The greatest Zelda commercial ever

Started by CrackTiger, 02/05/2007, 01:33 PM

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CrackTiger

One of the bums on Kotaku was complaining how this Zelda LTP commercial was so bad that if he ever saw it on TV it would ruin his life-

http://kotaku.com/gaming/clips/clip-a-very-80s-link-to-the-past-233900.php

Personally, I think that its the best Zelda commercial I've ever seen(hella better than whitey "wicky wicky wick" rapping) and I'm sure that at least Keranu would agree.  :P
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Nazi NecroPhile

It's definitely the only ad that has actually made me laugh.  Super cheesy and should certainly be up Keranu's alley.  The weirdest thing though (and maybe it's just my sick mind) but does Link appear to have boobs?  Maybe he started taking a bunch of steroids to bulk up.   :lol:
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Keranu

I've seen this commercial countless times and it never gets old. Easily one of the best game commercials ever made! I still really love the old NES rapping one though and the other one with the nerd naming off all the enemies in Zelda. "Pa-pa-pa-peehat!"
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CrackTiger

Quote from: NecroPhile on 02/05/2007, 05:54 PMIt's definitely the only ad that has actually made me laugh.  Super cheesy and should certainly be up Keranu's alley.  The weirdest thing though (and maybe it's just my sick mind) but does Link appear to have boobs?  Maybe he started taking a bunch of steroids to bulk up.   :lol:
Its probably a female dancer playing Link to appear boy-like, while still able to bust out mad dance moves.
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Nazi NecroPhile

Yeah, that's what I figured - but why not just use an actual boy?  I don't think Link needed any help being less masculine.  He's supposed to be a hero, not a heroine.  Surely they could've found a boy that could bust a move like MC Hammer.
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Keranu

Oh man, MC Hammer dressed as Link would've been the coolest thing of the century.
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guyjin

I liked the commercial.

keranu must be corrupting me  :oops:

Keranu

Quote from: guyjin on 02/05/2007, 07:24 PMI liked the commercial.

keranu must be corrupting me  :oops:
:mrgreen:

If you would like to be corrupted even further, try posting on my forum! You'll probably die from ultra nerdy and cheesy posts.
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Dark Fact

Well, it's better then that Zelda commercial with the one guy screaming out ZELDA! in the warehouse while making stupid monster impersonations. :roll:
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Quote from: Dark Fact on 02/06/2007, 01:07 AMWell, it's better then that Zelda commercial with the one guy screaming out ZELDA! in the warehouse while making stupid monster impersonations. :roll:
I all ways thought he was a loony that escape out of the insane asylum.

Still while i've watch the jpn, Zelda LTTP add a millon times befor it's still a classic to me.

To me the horror is this add a nerd rapping about zelda  :P
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Quote from: Tron on 02/06/2007, 04:29 AMTo me the horror is this add a nerd rapping about zelda  :P
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Wow, it's been awhile since I've seen that.

I just noticed the black power/reset buttons on the NES in the commercial.  Did any NESs actually have black buttons?

CrackTiger

Quote from: thumpin_termis on 02/06/2007, 12:18 PM
Quote from: Tron on 02/06/2007, 04:29 AMTo me the horror is this add a nerd rapping about zelda  :P
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Wow, it's been awhile since I've seen that.

I just noticed the black power/reset buttons on the NES in the commercial.  Did any NESs actually have black buttons?
I have a "Hong Kong Version" NES that has dark grey plastic in place of the black striping sections of North American NESes.
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esteban

CrackTiger, that commercial is classic. I've seen it before, but the video quality of this one was better. IIRC, I saw a slightly different version than the one you linked to: it was shorter.

Beautiful, though, either way :).

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Quote from: Tron on 02/06/2007, 04:29 AMTo me the horror is this add a nerd rapping about zelda  :P
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Wow, it's been awhile since I've seen that.

I just noticed the black power/reset buttons on the NES in the commercial.  Did any NESs actually have black buttons?
I've never seen an NES with black buttons in North America.
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Keranu

Me and my bros have gotten into discussion many times about that NES with black buttons. Not sure why that is, I'm just assuming it's some kind of prototype or something. If anyone has a clear answer, would be appreciated!
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OldRover

Never thought twice about the black buttons on the unit used in the commercial. They're from the first run of NES units from 1985. I can only surmise that just a small percentage of NES units sold had the black buttons since the design was changed soon after (in the February 1986 nationwide release, the console had the typical gray buttons), and the vast majority of people, since they didn't buy the NES as soon as it came out (remember, this is the console that ended the video game crash, but it took awhile, people weren't so hocked up on video game steroids at the time), wouldn't remember the black buttons. The information is even hard to find on video game history sites. I just find it rather strange that the gameplay film was shot with a first run unit and the shot at the end was done with a second run unit. That tells me that they had shot the gameplay segment long before the game was actually ready for release in the US.
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esteban

Quote from: OldRover on 02/08/2007, 03:39 AMNever thought twice about the black buttons on the unit used in the commercial. They're from the first run of NES units from 1985. I can only surmise that just a small percentage of NES units sold had the black buttons since the design was changed soon after (in the February 1986 nationwide release, the console had the typical gray buttons), and the vast majority of people, since they didn't buy the NES as soon as it came out (remember, this is the console that ended the video game crash, but it took awhile, people weren't so hocked up on video game steroids at the time), wouldn't remember the black buttons. The information is even hard to find on video game history sites. I just find it rather strange that the gameplay film was shot with a first run unit and the shot at the end was done with a second run unit. That tells me that they had shot the gameplay segment long before the game was actually ready for release in the US.
Wow. I never knew that. A friend of mine received, as a gift, what I thought was a first run NES model. Either I don't remember the black button, or he got the NES later than I thought he did. Regardless, I'm intrigued because this model has eluded me all these years! I wonder if the first run NES units were only available in certain regions (I don't know how Nintendo's distribution was when NES launched... too lazy to look it up).
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Dark Fact

If those black button Nintendo's are that rare, just imagine how much a pristine mint condition model could fetch up on eBay! :shock:
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Keranu

Quote from: OldRover on 02/08/2007, 03:39 AMNever thought twice about the black buttons on the unit used in the commercial. They're from the first run of NES units from 1985. I can only surmise that just a small percentage of NES units sold had the black buttons since the design was changed soon after (in the February 1986 nationwide release, the console had the typical gray buttons), and the vast majority of people, since they didn't buy the NES as soon as it came out (remember, this is the console that ended the video game crash, but it took awhile, people weren't so hocked up on video game steroids at the time), wouldn't remember the black buttons. The information is even hard to find on video game history sites. I just find it rather strange that the gameplay film was shot with a first run unit and the shot at the end was done with a second run unit. That tells me that they had shot the gameplay segment long before the game was actually ready for release in the US.
Awesome info, nod! Thanks for finally answering this question I've been wondering for years :D .
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grahf

I love that commercial. Its cool how they actually put all the gameplay elements into it. And might i add that zelda is looking allllllright =P~

GUTS

Haha, "your parents help you hook it up!", how sweet.  Like kids were so fucking stupid back then that it was a dangerous and complicated task to hook up a Nintendo.

OldRover

#20
In late 1985, the first run NES systems were test-marketed in limited scope in just a few major US cities. I don't have information offhand about the cities it was released in but the number was rather small, as the USA Nintendo operation was rather small at the time. It wasn't until 1986 that Nintendo of Japan noticed a re-emerging industry in the US and decided to give USA Nintendo the go-ahead for nationwide distribution with the new stock of units, which were the common gray-button variety that they stuck with until production of the original design was stopped. What I'm not entirely sure about though was the decision to make the change...the timing of the Zelda commercial would probably clarify the issue though...since it was released in 1986, it's very likely that the black buttons were changed as a result of the US test market.

And yes...the black-button version of the NES is extremely rare...they wouldn't make up even 0.01% of all the NES units manufactured. Considering Nintendo's claim of over 60 million NES units produced during its lifetime, and the first run being a very low number for a first-run console (I believe it was actually under 5k units total)...good freakin luck finding one at all, let alone a minty fresh one.
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Keranu

Wow that's some cool information.
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GUTS

Do the controllers also have black buttons?  Its kind of hard to tell in the video.

CrackTiger

Quote from: GUTS on 02/08/2007, 09:28 PMHaha, "your parents help you hook it up!", how sweet.  Like kids were so fucking stupid back then that it was a dangerous and complicated task to hook up a Nintendo.
Back then, even more so than today, it would be the parents who'd need the kids to set the NES up for them, as soon as they were done with the VCR.  :P
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What a horrible night to have a curse...

CrackTiger

Don't kids "serve" one another like this nowadays?

They should use this ad on american television to promote Zelda LTP VC.
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Keranu

Quote from: guest on 02/10/2007, 09:59 PMThey should use this ad on american television to promote Zelda LTP VC.
I agree 100%! This brings up a good point, do you think it's possible that there could be commercials for Virtual Console or X-Box Live games?
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