Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a ZERO 4 CHAMP II for PCE.  Disc/Manual/Case all very good condition.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

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[TheClash603]

After a 23 day TG16 gaming binge, Billy raced to the store to avoid death by starvation.

[esteban]

Kyoto's scenic hiking trails face the wrath of Tats, XTREME SWISSLER.

(No prize necessary, thank you.)

[PukeSter]

Quick! To the Fatmobile!

[Opethian]

does this bike make me look fat?

[Xak]

Zero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.

[ToyMachine78]

After 20 years of saving by foregoing grocery shopping and selling his entire wardrobe; Earl raced to buy the elusive Magical Chase!

[MrFlutterPie]

Skeletor races to do battle with his arch nemesis He-Man.

[munchiaz]

BORN TO BE WILD!!!!!

[CrackTiger]

Mr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.

[PukeSter]

Mr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.

Winner right here. South Park ftw!

Zero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.

Dude, seriously? Try and compete.

[Psycho Punch]

I have come here to kick ass and have three meals a day.

[roflmao]

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

[GohanX]

Nerds everywhere were outraged at the art direction for Gollum in the new Hobbit movie.

[OldMan]

Grandpa knows the law. He always wears his helmet.

[esteban]

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

Heck, yeah.

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[bob]

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

Heck, yeah.

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Yeah, I think it's my favorite so far.

[roflmao]

Yay! I was hoping it wasn't too obscure.  I lol'd when I thought of it.

Clash's captions always make me lol, too.

[bob]

It came from the desert references will always give you a leg up in my book!

[turboswimbz]

I'd say that dude could cut glass but his nipples appear to have been blown away!

Seriously where are that guys nips?




No. Seriously.


Just to make it clear I own this game, I am just really wondering about the nips. still.

[PukeSter]

I'd say that dude could cut glass but his nipples appear to have been blown away!

Seriously where are that guys nips?

You mean the dark, evil eyes that possibly could be nips?


No. Seriously.

[FiftyQuid]

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

[bob]

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

Winner of this round.  PM incoming.
Thanks to everybody for playing.

[roflmao]

Ha!  Thanks, galam!  I'm looking forward to it!

[MrFlutterPie]

Congratz dude!

[TheClash603]

Nice Rolf!

[roflmao]

Got the game in today.  Thanks again, Galam!  I can't wait to dig into it this weekend.  You rock!