Caption Contest 13 (raffle type thing). Guardian Legend NES - WINNER

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a loose NES cart of Guardian Legend.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

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DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 2 past wins each, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention

[Mzo]

"OK, I KNOW she wants a hot dog, but what does everyone else want?"

[bob]

(not a bad start)

[roflmao]

Guardian Legend is one of my favorite NES games.  Who here wouldn't enjoy a mashup of Blazing Lazers and Zelda (with a hottie prtagonist to boot!)? I already have it, and I'm coming up with writers block for the caption, but good luck to everyone who enters!

[IrishNinja]

"I don't mean any offense, but this is the most awkward AA meeting i've ever attended"

[TheClash603]

"This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take a drink from the blue cooler: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take a drink from the red cooler: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

[Nando]

We are short one for the orgy, but that's okay, she can be the "comps"player.

[bob]

y'all know thats wes welker, right?

[JoshTurboTrollX]

"Soop, for the last time- NO you cannot take Donna home!"

[OldMan]

"Just tell me. Is the new chick single or not?"

[roflmao]

"Soop, for the last time- NO you cannot take Donna home!"

...chicken dinner.

dammit.

Yep.

[Nando]

So, here's Xak's Girlfriend.

[xcrement5x]

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"Soo... I guess I should have been a bit more specific when I said I would be happy to get anything for my birthday besides Deep Blue "

[bob]

"Soop, for the last time- NO you cannot take Donna home!"

I'm going with the consensus here.  This one made me laugh
WINNER!
That gives Josh sole possession of first place.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Congrats, josh! That was truly a worthy caption you made! And thanks Galam for yet another generous lulz-filled contest!

Wooo!!  Thanks a bunch!  I'll be sure to put together a gameplay video of this on yt.  Galam, you seriously rock!!

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Wow, thanks again Galam!!  Made a little package opening vid just for yucks~

[bob]

LOL
so unappreciative

[esteban]

Damn, that was a lot of bubble wrap. AMIRITE?