Caption Contest 16: (Raffle type thing) FREE PS1 GAME

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a surprise PS1 game. 

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

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DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh is leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give him a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[esteban]

Hudson Soft was unable to gain much traction for their "Bloody Roar" franchise.

[Arkhan Asylum]

I CAN'T QUIT YOU

[synbiosfan]

Jibbajaba and Hailings lost meetup

[OldMan]

"Honestly. Howard meant nothing to me..."

[synbiosfan]

It really is okay to be an Alternative Beast!

[esteban]

"Honestly. Howard meant nothing to me..."

   

[synbiosfan]

"Smell my fingers..." Galam whispered seductively.

Damn!!! LOL

[InfraMan]

"Does this still count as chasing pussy?"

[HailingTheThings]

T.T.I. Presents...

"Galam's Success: A Tail of Getting It In Pt. I - How I Spliced My DNA With That of A Common House Cat To Create A Handsome Clone Cat Type Person Thing" *




 *I know I stand no chance of ever winning any of these, but I rather enjoy captioning funny pictures.

[TheClash603]

"If I pick up one more glowing orb, this isn't gay... right?"

[o.pwuaioc]

Steam's latest VR endeavor has been a big hit with teh furries.

[bartre]

Sega's CD attachment just felt like it was trying too hard.

[bob]

"Honestly. Howard meant nothing to me..."

WIN!

[reson8er]

The Most Powerful Console in the World* Just got more powerful-er!

The Atari Jaguar** + CD Attachment*** with graphics so good they will make sweet sweet love to your eyeballs****


*Only on paper
**Actual Jaguar may differ than what is pictured
***CD Expansion bicep sizes may vary
****Eyeballs not included

[bob]

"Honestly. Howard meant nothing to me..."

WIN!

TheOldMan and I had a quick PM exchange and he actually wasn't entering to claim the prize.
Therefore, we conferred on who should win.

Nulltard...PM me your address.

"Smell my fingers..." Galam whispered seductively.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Congrats!

For funzies:

EGM reviews the new Bloody Roar: Xtreme Beach Volleyball minigame features....