Joose a tale of getting drunk cheap

[BigusSchmuck]

 Joose
The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

With that, harvest sucks enough said.

[HailingTheThings]

This "Joose" that you speak of, is it as bad as codeine & Sprite?

[xcrement5x]

This "Joose" that you speak of, is it as bad as codeine & Sprite?

Is that the "purple drank" I have heard so much of?  I thought that was like Robitussin.

[HailingTheThings]

Is that the "purple drank" I have heard so much of?  I thought that was like Robitussin.

Yes, though I believe there is another "Purple Drank" as well. The last time I drank this, time stood still. What a time my friends and I had. Fun. I don't do things like that anymore, well, at least not very often.