Caption Contest 18 (raffle type thing)

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a free PCE huey.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

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DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give them a chance to chime in
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV, When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)
5, It's a caption, not a paragraph

[ToyMachine78]

While waiting in line at the new ACA Healthcare Exchange, Tyrell played his new Obama Xbox to kill time. All the while thinking.... If this bitch don't get off her damn Obama phone and shut the hell up, I'm gonna smack a ho!

[johnnykonami]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a free PCE huey.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

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DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

Photo: A NEC representative prepares for a demonstration of the PC Engine LT prototype, the latest in portable gaming technology.

[Opethian]

AY ANYONE GOT DA WIFI PASSWORD SO I CAN PLAY MADDEN

[khog143]

Better get that 360 outta that briefcase, he's risking RROD.

[bob]

AY ANYONE GOT DA WIFI PASSWORD SO I CAN PLAY MADDEN

this one is going to be tough to beat.

[seieienbu]

My vote's for Opethian.  That being said,

"Why's the TSA always gotta go through my luggage?"

[HailingTheThings]

Maybe I should get one of them smart phones to play Uno with these hoes. Oh well, where my vision cam at?

*zzzip*

[escarioth]

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*Microsoft launch their new handled system, comes with a suitcase*

[Nazi NecroPhile]

And the fine print says battery life is five minutes or one cold boot, whichever comes first. 

[elderbroom]

Southwest pilot getting some last minute training in the simulator before takeoff !

... err.  I think I'll just rent a car, and drive !

[slinkyturd]

"Damn, all I need is some KFC."

[slinkyturd]

"Damn, all I need is some KFC."

Opethian? Is that you?

Yep.

I really would like to know where this guy is flying to with just an Xbox360 in tow.

[OldMan]

Not an entry:

"This sucks. I knew I shoulda seized that duo..."

[CPTRAVE]

Score! Impressing the ladies, Balrog Wins again.

[MrFlutterPie]

The Squeal to The Terminal started filming today.

[johnnymad]

Man, why's this lady behind me singing "I can see your halo?"

[TheClash603]

Xbox 360  $199.99.
LCD TV  $299.99.
NBA 2K  $59.99.
Coordinating your kicks, shorts, and luggage tag to match LAX' first RROD.  Priceless.

[bob]

AY ANYONE GOT DA WIFI PASSWORD SO I CAN PLAY MADDEN

ok, this has slowed down.
I'm going to call this the WINNER.  Opethian, PM incoming for shipping info!

[Ayce]

Gaming on the go isn't like what it used to be.

[ToyMachine78]

Gaming on the go isn't like what it used to be.

Uhhhhhh.... You must have missed the winner post. ^^^^^

[henrycsc]

Estelle, 'you see that bad-ass bag phone that brother has?  Denjin-what-what!

[viper0hr]

Gangsta Gamers be Gangsta.

[esteban]

In this photo, a wild goverrat uses an electronic device from a public wifi terminal to manipulate the Ebay auction listings of ridgewood_general_store_1.

Yup.

[Medic_wheat]

The nomadic gamer

[Opethian]

thanks for Sengoku Mahjong and Naxat Stadium!!!