Alien Abduction - Missing Time / Time Warping

[Psycho Nulltard]

I always viewed this as crazy bullshit conceived and propagated by foil-hat nutters... but it is real. It has happened to me twice this year... most recently last night (or mybe this morning). I don't remember any of it so I am hoping to access repressed memory of the events by opening a dialog on the topic with other pcefxers who may have had similar experiences.

The first time was back in March.  I had been drinking and don't even remember going to sleep, but when I woke up my head was killing me and i had lost an hour. My bedside alarm had gone off, but it was already late in the morning somehow so i had to race around to get ready that morning. I initially shrugged it off as an electronic glitch or something... until it happened again just now.

This second experience is very similar. Drinking. Not remembering going to sleep. Waking with a headache.  But this time the aliens returned me to the incorrect point in the 4th dimension. For the layman, the sent me -back- in time. I know this because my phone never left my pocket, and it is an hour behind the vcr and microwave (which most certainly styed in the house). I am scared shitless that I will encounter myself, the "me" who truly belongs in this point of time. Shit would cause a paradox, no? Spacetime rip or something?

Anyway, to keep this scientific, I am going to look only at the commonalities between the two AAE [Alien Abduction Event]:

- alcohol in blood
- memory loss
- time travel (both positive and negative vectors)
- headache

This is the data I have at this point. Does anyone else have any AAE experiences to share? If you're worried about the FAA or military eavesdropping, I suggest you register an alt and post through a proxy server. Please don't let fear or government intimidation silence you. We need to get the truth out about AAE and Chronodisplacement Syndrome.

[Gentlegamer]

I found footage of your lost time

[sirhcman]

The time you spent making up this pointless thread could have been better used to finish DoxPhile

[HailingTheThings]

[Otaking]

The Goverats gave me an anal probe.

[ccovell]

Nulltard, stop.  You'll put Johnathan Swift out of a job.

[LostFlunky]

Nulltard, stop.  You'll put Johnathan Swift out of a job.

Or more likely, spark a resurgence of interest in his work...

[shawnji]

I was visited in the night once... it was pretty scary.  This pair of glowing eyes loomed over me and said, "I know we've only been dating for two weeks, but I think you're the one."  I knew then that it definitely wasn't of this world.  Too bad I don't have any photo evidence... I threatened to beat it to death with a hammer and it took off.