Are you happy with the size of your E-penis?

[PunkCryborg]

I feel I have room for improvement

[Psycho Punch]

There's always room for improvement punkic. Careful how you pick your fights though or your e-dick will rapidly deflate

[ClodBusted]

My e-penis is happy with the size of my body.

[Bloufo]

I voted Yes!

My e-girlfriend, SuperSexy69Elf, was totally all over my e-penis last night in the Hobbit Sex chatroom.

[esteban]

Since I can E-SWAT my FEKA lovers from across the interwebz, I can firmly answer "Yes!"

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Like the game library poll (or pole, so to speak), I'm happy with what I got but there's always room for growth.

[NightWolve]

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/my-epenis-bigger/

If there's anything that I've learned from being online, it's that the Internet is one huge popularity competition; a vicious, competitive, backstabbing beauty contest between Down's Syndrome victims who are being judged by outcast leper colonies. If you ain't popular on the Internet, then you ain't shit, and if you ain't shit then there's no chance of receiving the admiration from thousands of attractive female sex-slave models who logon every day, simply waiting for a man with bravado and a huge ePenis to step their way. Now don't get the terms "ePenis" and "penis" confused - whereas genitalia is simply an extension of a man is in real life, the "ePenis" completely defines your online existence. ePenis showoffs are like primitive mating scenes where the weak fall from the herd, are thrown to the ground, and get savagely torn to shreds by razor-sharp claws, only except instead of getting murdered by bloodthirsty animals you are shunned from an Anime forum run by a 13-year old with a 400 pixel-wide avatar. The only way to survive in this harsh electronic climate is to develop and nurture the biggest ePenis possible, swinging it around and decimating every opponent in your way until you have convinced thousands of people that you're King Internet.

STEP 4: Threaten to beat up anybody who disagrees with anything you say. The beauty of the Internet lies in its inherent power to make me a 16-year old white girl from California one moment and a 6'3" bodybuilding black man the next. Sometimes I'm people you know, other times I'm people you've never heard of, but through thick and thin, I'm never who I actually am. The Internet allows you to threaten bodily harm (and sometimes even death) without the hassle of having to actually follow it up and flail your puny, bleached-white arms in somebody's general direction, forcing them to roll a saving throw against Nerd Combat. If somebody fails to support your opinion regarding gun control, abortion, 17th Century British headwear, Anime, the most "attractive" porn star to be featured in "Girls of Cumming Age 38," or anything else ever, simply inform them of their impending doom at the hands of your, well, hands.

On the Internet, you can be a badass like this guy, although I'm not sure why you'd want to.

[turboswimbz]

just this morning I was asking my self, how can I wave my E-penis in more guys faces.  I mean All I want to do is swing it in men's faces, disgracing and disgrading them. 

I must improve much.  I want to wave it so hard guys are just E-choking on it.

[o.pwuaioc]

just this morning I was asking my self, how can I wave my E-penis in more guys faces.  I mean All I want to do is swing it in men's faces, disgracing and disgrading them. 

I must improve much.  I want to wave it so hard guys are just E-choking on it.

The more you talk about it, the bigger it gets.