Caption Contest 29: Give this guy a pick up line. (raffle type thing)

[bob]

The caption this time has a theme:  Give this guy a pick up line.  How will he ask her out?

/caption/cc29.jpg

Winner will recieve a copy of OutRun 2 for XBOX (CIC, disc is very good)
I won this in a raffle here a while back, played it quite a bit and it's time to let it go.



RULES:

• One entry per person. (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
• I will ship free to the US-48 and Sparky.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
• No Photo-chop jobs.  You cant alter the image.
• When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)
• No post limit needed.
• If you don't want to win, please just mention that if you decide to play anyway.

[esteban]

"I have a complete, pristine collection of TG-16 games..."



















"...sealed in boxes."











*not an entry

[Nazi NecroPhile]

"wanna play pat-a-cake?"

(not an entry)

[GaijinD]

The only thing I can think of when I see this picture is: "would you like a Walnetto?" Watched too many reruns of Laugh-In when I was a kid, I guess.

Anyhow, I'm also not entering. I've got a copy of Outrun 2, which is actually pretty fun. Hope you get some good entries and it finds a good home.

[bartre]

"Are you a Trump supporter? Cuz I like whips and chains."

</tasteless racist political humor>

[johnnykonami]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

[bob]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.

[Medic_wheat]

It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.

[bob]

It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.

caresless spelling errors swill neber win

[ToyMachine78]

I wanna know where the hell you find these pictures.

[johnnykonami]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.

Oh, and you better believe it was intended as such.  Nothing will get panties more wet than some steamy Outrun 2 talk.

(Edited for maximum punnage)

[ToyMachine78]

Sooooo..... Wanna Fuck? I've got a Mysterious Dong.

[ToyMachine78]

Hay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.

Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol

[jtucci31]

Hey I don't play Pokemon Go, want to fuck?

[ToyMachine78]

Hay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.

Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol

Haha... I was going to say something about catching a squirtle but opted to keep it short.

Shit... Had we added our ideas, we'd be winners!

[TheClash603]

Didn't read amended contest rules, these are getting too difficult...

[Medic_wheat]

It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.

caresless spelling errors swill neber win

Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.

[OldMan]

(not an entry. It doesn't fit the rules)

"Damn Miss Daisy. I didn't know pikachu could do that to  your car...."

[bob]

Didn't read amended contest rules, these are getting too difficult...

amended rules??  i didnt see what you posted before edit.

(not an entry. It doesn't fit the rules)

"Damn Miss Daisy. I didn't know pikachu could do that to  your car...."

what is not in the rules?

you guys are confusing a guy that is confused easily.

[bob]

bump for a couple more entries if interested.
gonna call it thursday.

[Medic_wheat]

/caption/cc29.jpg[/img]


Did you hear I am going to be in season 7 of the walking dead?  I'll let you pet my tiger and play with my cane if you go out with me.

[OldMan]

Not an entry, but I can't resist.....

"Sorry Hillary, but we have to stop meeting like this.."
"Oh, Barak, Michelle will never know. She's too busy chasing pokemon."

[TDIRunner]

My submission for best pickup line:

[HailingTheThings]

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... Oh, hey... You gonna eat that squirrel over there or.. Is it cool if I just help mys...."

*awkward silence*

"So... You like Chess?"

(Not an entry)

[ClodBusted]

Man, I wish you could still get Afterburner Climax on Xbox Live.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the licenses for all the airplanes expired.

Fix'd.

Outrun 2006: Coast to Coast is still available as a physical disc for PC for next-to-nothing. Runs even fine on Windows 10, 64 bit. Highly recommended.

[Dicer]

"Yes it's as big as you are imagining it to be..."

[Groover]

I have the game but I wanted to contribute.

"Want to come over to my place and play Rez with me? I have the trance vibrator with the washable cover."

[deubeul]

I just started a TG16 collection...

[TheClash603]

"The way you are holding your purse makes me believe you didn't vote for Obama.  Let me corn hole you, I'll vote for Hillary, and we'll call it even."

[Sarumaru]

rape

[DildoKKKobold]

All I see is a gender-swapped version of the final scene of the matrix movie.

https://youtu.be/qTnBVDKuNdI?t=121

[ToyMachine78]

Well now that you are in my bed, why dont you put down the purse, take off the coat, and let's get comfy. I'll see if I can find some extra newspaper.

I gotta little MD bananna red too if that will help you relax.

[in99flames]

"Is that your purse?.......That's a nice purse."
(i hope somebody recognizes that line)

[bob]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

winner.  prize was already shipped and i forgot to update the thread.

i liked the obama/hillary one too, but that wasnt an enrty.

[TheClash603]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

winner.  prize was already shipped and i forgot to update the thread.

i liked the obama/hillary one too, but that wasnt an enrty.

You picked the obvious choice, good call!