Judge Judy destroys an eBay scammer

nat · 12/21/2007, 06:28 PM

http://break.com/watch/233184/Judge_Judy_destroys_an_eBay_scammer/

I stole this from the Neo Geo forums, but it's so fucking good I just had to.

MissaFX · 12/21/2007, 07:21 PM

I'm not normally one to like Judge Judy, but that is worth watching after the 3 minute mark!

guyjin · 12/21/2007, 08:30 PM

I have a concept for a court show called 'bailiff, club this man'. Would be kind of like this, except the (wo)man behind the bench would tell the bailiff (a retired pro wrestler) to club either party (with a soft foam tongfa, but still) when they misbehave, or just when they desperately deserve it.

I would like that woman to be the first defendant.

Joe Redifer · 12/21/2007, 08:33 PM

Entertaining.

Kitsunexus · 12/21/2007, 09:13 PM

You all know this is scripted, right?

nat · 12/21/2007, 09:15 PM

Judge Judy is not scripted in as much as these are REAL cases with real plaintiffs and such.

I'm not sure if anyone is feeding them lines to say, but if so, they could've made it a lot more entertaining.

I doubt there is much, if any, scripting at all, to be honest.

Joe Redifer · 12/21/2007, 11:07 PM

The cases are real. I've read interviews of local people who've been on the show and they were pissed that they lost and had to pay up. Plus, they can't script that shit with the writer's strike even if it was fake.

Arjak · 12/22/2007, 02:39 PM

That was awesome! It's incredible how messed up people can be, I mean that defendant, jeez.

Kitsunexus · 12/22/2007, 02:40 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 12/21/2007, 08:30 PMI have a concept for a court show called 'bailiff, club this man'. Would be kind of like this, except the (wo)man behind the bench would tell the bailiff (a retired pro wrestler) to club party when they desperately deserve it.

DRINKS ARE ON JUDY! YAAAY!

Keranu · 12/22/2007, 06:38 PM

I was pretty impressed with Judge Judy and I'm not one to like her.

However Judge Mathis would've blasted this case the better than anyone else since he's the best judge of all time and one of my biggest heroes.

CrackTiger · 12/22/2007, 07:14 PM

I know someone who was on Judge Judy and the only thing not necessarily real is JJ herself.

Joe Redifer · 12/22/2007, 07:34 PM

Yeah, they have to "put on a show" if they want ratings.

GUTS · 12/23/2007, 01:26 AM

I doubt it's scripted, people are really that fucking stupid. I'm sure they cherry pick only the funniest/most ridiculous cases for the TV show, there's probably tons of boring ones that we never see.

Nazi NecroPhile · 12/24/2007, 09:56 AM

Judge Judy's a worthless scag that is more interested in being entertaining than in serving the law. I have a few questions for the stupid old cow: what is the relevance of the defendant's weight, how is her tax filing status germane to the complaint, and in what way does this case relate to the defendant's parenting skills? If this were a real court, this joke of a judge left the door wide open for an appeal.

If you ask me, both the defendant and the plaintiff are fools. The defendant is a tool for running misleading auctions and preying on the ignorant; the plaintiff is an idiot for bidding on auctions with conflicting descriptions that clearly said 'photo only'. The best part of this video is the delicious daughter, and it's too bad that the camera didn't stay on her instead of showing that wrinkled old hag.

Joe Redifer · 12/24/2007, 01:17 PM

Quote from: guestThe best part of this video is the delicious daughter

I was thinking the same thing!

guyjin · 12/24/2007, 04:11 PM

Quote from: guest on 12/24/2007, 09:56 AMJudge Judy's a worthless scag that is more interested in being entertaining than in serving the law.

well, yeah, it's TV.

QuoteI have a few questions for the stupid old cow: what is the relevance of the defendant's weight,

makes for good TV.

Quotehow is her tax filing status germane to the complaint,

considering she's willing to commit one kind of fraud, it's likely she's committing others.

Quoteand in what way does this case relate to the defendant's parenting skills?

by doing this sort of thing, she's endangering her children. Someone who got scammed by her may not go through legal channels for conflict resolution.

QuoteIf this were a real court, this joke of a judge left the door wide open for an appeal.

but it's not, it's just good TV.

Keranu · 12/24/2007, 05:17 PM

Quote from: guest on 12/22/2007, 07:14 PMI know someone who was on Judge Judy and the only thing not necessarily real is JJ herself.

I've been to the Judge Mathis show before, but as an audience member.

nat · 12/24/2007, 05:35 PM

Quote from: Keranu on 12/24/2007, 05:17 PM
Quote from: guest on 12/22/2007, 07:14 PMI know someone who was on Judge Judy and the only thing not necessarily real is JJ herself.
I've been to the Judge Mathis show before, but as an audience member.

Are you serious? You rule!

And I agree with guyjin about the parenting thing. But not only is she endangering her children, but what kind of morals is she going to raise them with if she is a lying, cheating, criminal piece of shit? Those kids need to be taken away ASAP before it's too late.

Nazi NecroPhile · 12/25/2007, 01:02 AM

Quote from: guyjin on 12/24/2007, 04:11 PMbut it's not, it's just good TV.

They claim that it is a real court, so Judge Judy should be a judge first and an entertainer second. If the dumb bitch is incapable of conducting the proceedings in a way that would be appropriate in any court of law, then they shouldn't act like it's a real court.

Quote from: nat on 12/24/2007, 05:35 PMAnd I agree with guyjin about the parenting thing. But not only is she endangering her children, but what kind of morals is she going to raise them with if she is a lying, cheating, criminal piece of shit? Those kids need to be taken away ASAP before it's too late.

That sounds retarded. By you guys' reasoning, at least half of all children should be taken from their parents, as nearly everyone has done at least one stupid and illegal thing at some point. I'm guessing that child protective services are a bit more worried about parents that are neglecting and/or abusing their kids than they are about stupid shit such as this.

nat · 12/25/2007, 02:01 AM

Quote from: guest on 12/25/2007, 01:02 AMThat sounds retarded. By you guys' reasoning, at least half of all children should be taken from their parents, as nearly everyone has done at least one stupid and illegal thing at some point. I'm guessing that child protective services are a bit more worried about parents that are neglecting and/or abusing their kids than they are about stupid shit such as this.

I beg to differ, good sir.

While you are correct that protective services probably has more... "troubled" parents to worry about, this mother (and father) obviously have the moral standards of a fucking cockroach. They have no business raising children. I've done plenty of stupid and illegal things in my life, mostly during my teenage years, but never anything to intentionally slight another person.

But it's a pretty big jump from a couple of petty childhood mistakes to actively trying to deceive and rip off other human beings. This was no random "mistake," this was a premeditated attempt to royally screw as many people as possible. My own personal morals prevent me from doing something like that, and actions like those are huge reflections on a person's character. These worthless bums obviously have no moral center. How can you instill a good character and moral standard in your children when you have none yourself? Trash breeds trash.

There's nothing retarded at all about that, I find it curious you don't see the obvious issue here.

GUTS · 12/25/2007, 03:24 AM

Plus the fact that the fat cunt was completely unapologetic about it and kept acting like she hadn't done anything wrong, fucking stupid bitch. Judge Judy was dead on about her husband being a coward too, I bet he was hiding at home with his fat tail tucked between his obese legs shaking like a little girl. Fuck I hate people like them.

Kitsunexus · 12/25/2007, 03:32 AM

I won't name names, but you're wrong. NO TV IS GOOD TV. THE END.

WoodyXP · 12/25/2007, 04:18 AM

In the Fat Cunt's defense, she did advertise the product as pictures. People do this all the time.. they advertise Boxes, pictures.. packaging of products for an exorbitant price. It's a loophole in Ebay's system that people exploit all the time. In any other court Fat cunt could have gotten off the hook... but not in Judy's court.

Nazi NecroPhile · 12/26/2007, 09:34 AM

Quote from: nat on 12/25/2007, 02:01 AMTrash breeds trash.

There's nothing retarded at all about that, I find it curious you don't see the obvious issue here.

Indeed, but the issue that I see is that a trip through the foster care system would likely be far more detrimental to the kids than being exposed to further chicanery. Like Woody noted, tubby clearly stated that the auction was for photos only. The only mistake that the cow made was listing specs for something that wasn't a part of the auction.