Toilet poetry

[ClodBusted]

The eagle has landed.

(after taking a dump)

[PCEngineHell]

The last flush set to go
Clinging paper from the white roll
Hastily my hands wipe

[VenomMacbeth]

The last flush set to go
Clinging paper from the white roll
Hastily my hands wipe

Hands, prof?  Need the non-wiping hand to hold your ass up off your shoulders?

Anyway, I read the following on the bathroom wall one time:

"Those who write upon these walls,
Roll their shit into tiny balls"

Then someone else's kind reply:

"Those who read these words of wit,
Eat their tiny balls of shit"

[SuperGrafx]

I remember seeing this eloquent work of poetry scrawled on the wall of the men's room in some shopping mall:

Here I sit
broken hearted
came to shit
and only farted

lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeshDildo]

This is a nice little tale my father taught me and I have passed on to my children.

It was night
The sky was blue
Down the alley, the old shit wagon flew

It hit a bump
A scream was heard
A man got killed by a flying turd

[Opethian]

this thread is all fart and no shit

[CGQuarterly]

this thread is all fart and no shit

QFT

[esteban]

TITLE: Epiphany

Shit on my balls
And balls on my shit

Shit on my ass
And ass on my shit

Piss on my ass
And piss on my shit

Jesus is Lord, asswipe.

[Dicer]

As I sit on this porcelain throne, I think of the spicy chicken I ate, right down to the bone
It caused me to gurgle, it caused me to groan, it caused me to fart, it cause me to moan
I finally push out that tip of the turd, I ponder this topic and why it's absurd...

 

[wildfruit]

On the toilet 🚽 late at night
Clinton had a terrible fright
Lewinsky popped up from down below
And gave the old man a left one blow
He liked it

[MotherGunner]

I saw the classic "Shortcut to Mexico" with an arrow pointing down.