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Random PCE Haiku Thread.

Started by turboswimbz, 07/15/2013, 05:23 PM

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turboswimbz

Why? well Idk. Why not? These are some poor PCE Haikus off the top of my head.  also I am going crazy.

Oh the PCE
Just the way it should be
Please will you marry me


A litle White Box
Happy with Delight for you
Now go Shoot em Up


Yes you must Obey!
PCengine Forever
Play Le PCE
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

SuperDeadite

LaserActive Go
Supreme absolute obey
Boobies in 3D
Stronger Than Your Average Deadite

futureman2000

One arrived today
Purchased from this very site
Sega AC works

VenomMacbeth

China Warrior
Stepping on poor Mario
You are all Pansies
Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Buh buh buh, I have almost all teh games evar.  I R TEH BESTEST COLLECTR!!

PunkCryborg

Masaya's finest
Haters gonna hate
ENERGY!!!

PunkCryborg

blue crabs
best legs on a game cover
Wonder Momo!

_Paul

There's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now

turboswimbz

Quote from: guest on 07/16/2013, 04:35 AMThere's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now
Paul you would notice
I did stumble across it
NecroBump I not
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

Arkhan Asylum

Insanity Sucks
Pyramid Plunder Does Too
Atlantean Don't

:)

bwahahahahahaaaa
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

geise

#9
My name is Arkan
I am a pee pee toucher
I touch your pee pee


 O:)

esadajr

perfect PCE setup I have
other consoles I have too
but you're on top of them all
Gaming since 1985

esteban

#11
Comrades, JOY is nigh:
Blodia (Timeball) is LOVE
and SOOTHES savage hearts.
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_Paul

Some people are not
Using the five seven rule
This is haiku, bitch

turboswimbz

Five seven and Five
This is how to make haiku
Sound very good
 :-"
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

Psycho Punch

The SUPER Kung Fu
Two Screen Mahjong is Cool
Damn April's Fool

Buy Meteor Blaster DX
And Obey With This Game
It's Pure Sex

World War Dinossaur Assassins
Hail the Heros of Revolution
Soon from Aetherbyte

I would advertise games
That I made by myself
If I had.
This Toxic Turbo Troll & Clone Warrior calls himself "Burning Fight!!" on Neo-Geo.com
For a good time, reach out to: aleffrenan94@gmail.com or punchballmariobros@gmail.com
Like DildoKobold, dildos are provided free of charge, no need to bring your own! :lol:
He also ran scripts to steal/clone this forum which blew up the error logs!
I had to delete THOUSANDS of error log entries cause of this nutcase!
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_Paul

The game that belongs
At the bottom of the sea
Deep Blue is it's name

esteban

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esteban

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Psycho Punch

I hate rally cars
Few bumps breaks their suspension
Impossible victory run
This Toxic Turbo Troll & Clone Warrior calls himself "Burning Fight!!" on Neo-Geo.com
For a good time, reach out to: aleffrenan94@gmail.com or punchballmariobros@gmail.com
Like DildoKobold, dildos are provided free of charge, no need to bring your own! :lol:
He also ran scripts to steal/clone this forum which blew up the error logs!
I had to delete THOUSANDS of error log entries cause of this nutcase!
how_to_spell_ys_sign_origin_ver.webp

VenomMacbeth

Ninja Warriors
Could have been so much better
Shame on you, PC Engine
Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Buh buh buh, I have almost all teh games evar.  I R TEH BESTEST COLLECTR!!

esadajr

no idea how Haiku works
but still
PCE rules
Gaming since 1985

Gogan

Play Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!



Not PCE, but close enough
Nothin beats the real thing.

roflmao

Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!



Not PCE, but close enough
Lol!  Sounds like something out of Kung Pow. :)

seieienbu

#23
Ugh, kinda dirty
Twenty year old controllers
How do I clean them?

Isopopanol.
Cotton balls to absorb it.
Good as new?  Not quite.
Current want list:  Bomberman 93

Gillian Seed

#24
I have no idea how to Haiku :C

_Paul

Quote from: Gillian Seed on 08/09/2013, 12:39 AMI have no idea how to Haiku :C
An easy rule to follow is: The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, the third line has 5 syllables.

esteban

Quote from: Gillian Seed on 08/09/2013, 12:39 AMI have no idea how to Haiku :C
Clueless on Haiku?
He likes Ys II, not Ys I:
Clueless on Turbob!
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VenomMacbeth

Why write a haiku
When I could play PCE?
I am herpaderp.
Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Buh buh buh, I have almost all teh games evar.  I R TEH BESTEST COLLECTR!!

turboswimbz

Write to declare love
For NEC , PCE
others read an play
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!