New PCEFX group: the 4K Post Club

[Emerald Rocker]

To help site newcomers understand who's important around here and who's not, I've decided to start the official PCEFX "4K Post Club".

As president and founder of the club, I'm establishing two rules:
1) To join, you must have a minimum of 4,000 posts.
2) Each month, you must make a minimum of 100 posts.  This will allow us to change the name of the club each year to make it more exclusive and evolutionarily weed out folks who aren't pulling their weight.

Of course, there are several material benefits.  More will be revealed over time, but here are a few:
1) You can add the words "Official member of the PCEFX 4K Post Club" to your signature.  You are not allowed to do this unless you're a member.
2) If you're ever in an argument with someone who has fewer than 4,000 posts, I'll totally have your back.  Totally.
3) Exclusive raffles (this is an upcoming perk).  Each time a new member joins, they will raffle a US exclusive Turbo game, such as Ghost Manor or Darkwing Duck, to demonstrate their goodwill.  Only members of the 4K Post Club are eligible to participate.  This perk starts with the next member who joins.

[thesteve]

dont like it
and PS i have more posts, but when i got here i had none and it made me no less important

[turboswimbz]

LMAO

[Psycho Punch]

thread of the week 

Where's the neo-geo.com styled signature for this club?

[PunkCryborg]

Damn I'm short posts. Looks like I need to reply to every thread with smilies

[EvilEvoIX]

This might force new comers to post whore everywhere for the waffles.  There must be some sort of content quality control as well as giving games.

[jtucci31]

Looks like I need to start entering some more raffles to get my post count up

[EvilEvoIX]

This might force new comers to post whore everywhere for the waffles.  There must be some sort of content quality control as well as giving games.

You don't get to 4K by making actual quality posts, man. It just doesn't happen.

Maybe I've been going about this thing all wrong.  I think I JUST got it.

[turboswimbz]

This might force new comers to post whore everywhere for the waffles.  There must be some sort of content quality control as well as giving games.

You don't get to 4K by making actual quality posts, man. It just doesn't happen.

Maybe I've been going about this thing all wrong.  I think I JUST got it.

I think you weere always going about it the right way.

[MotherGunner]

If I get a 4K TV, am I in?

[wildfruit]

I have been watching a lot of 4k youtube lately. Does that count?
Makes a good picture you know. High bitrates but my webz can cope.

[esteban]

Emerald Rocker neglected to include all the rules:

(5) Members of the True Sons of Liberty (AKA The 13K Club) are NOT ELIGIBLE for the 4K Club. NO EXCEPTIONS. 

(6) If you have a bumper sticker with "26.2" or "13.1" or "5K" on it, you are NOT ELIGIBLE for the 4K club. NO EXCEPTIONS. 

(7) If, as many of you have, sucked my left one, you are NOT ELIGIBLE for the 4K Club.

( 8 ) If you are hateful, homophobic,  racist, classist, misogynist, you ARE ELIGIBLE for the 700 Club. Pat Robertson is happy to have you.

(9) Raffle Leeches ARE ELIGIBLE to earn a LEECH MERIT BADGE from the 4K Club.

(10) If you have recently enjoyed lychee fruit on ice, you ARE ELIGIBLE for a LYCHEE MERIT BADGE from the 4K Club.

[PCEngineHell]

Who is this Emerald Rocker guy? Less then 600 post? Guy cant even get into the 1k Club, which I have done twice now myself. 

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Get one of those, then come back to us with proposals for a 2k, 3k, and 4k club.

[esteban]

 TRIVIA: Only a handful of members here were in the Turbo2K Club. Actually, technically, only *ONE* person was in the club, but maybe a handful of folks could be considered "Honorary Members"

[DildoKKKobold]

This might force new comers to post whore everywhere for the waffles.  There must be some sort of content quality control as well as giving games.

You don't get to 4K by making actual quality posts, man. It just doesn't happen.

I'm pretty sure zero of Nulltard's posts would count. Time to start over, nulls.

[turboswimbz]

THis thread might be the greatest thing I have ever read. 

I wanna be in the Turbo B. gang! 

[esteban]

[esteban]

THis thread might be the greatest thing I have ever read. 

I wanna be in the Turbo B. gang! 

Get
Wild

[Emerald Rocker]

This is my retort to PCEngineHell.  Thanks to the miracle of eBay and real money power, I can buy elite status.

[ClodBusted]

Great!

[PCEngineHell]

This is my retort to PCEngineHell.  Thanks to the miracle of eBay and real money power, I can buy elite status.

LOL I could actually see people doing that. Especially if it has PCEWorks stickers slapped on it too.

[esteban]

This is my retort to PCEngineHell.  Thanks to the miracle of eBay and real money power, I can buy elite status.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Ha!  Nice rubber gloves, brah.  Do those cum with my membership?

[PCEngineHell]

The gloves in the video reminded me of cartoon gloves, the kind with the big fat bloated fingers. I couldn't stop laughing at that being combined with the Mickey Mouse like voice.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

TRIVIA: Only a handful of members here were in the Turbo2K Club. Actually, technically, only *ONE* person was in the club, but maybe a handful of folks could be considered "Honorary Members"

I really miss the music player from Turbo2k.  damn....

[seieienbu]

Emerald Rocker neglected to include all the rules:



(10) If you have recently enjoyed lychee fruit on ice, you ARE ELIGIBLE for a LYCHEE MERIT BADGE from the 4K Club.

Lychee is so delicious.  Lychee smoothies are the only way to go at those bubble tea places. 

WHERE'S MY MERIT BADGE!?

[esteban]

Emerald Rocker neglected to include all the rules:



(10) If you have recently enjoyed lychee fruit on ice, you ARE ELIGIBLE for a LYCHEE MERIT BADGE from the 4K Club.

Lychee is so delicious.  Lychee smoothies are the only way to go at those bubble tea places. 

WHERE'S MY MERIT BADGE!?

Yeah, I love bubble tea, too.

TRIVIA: Only a handful of members here were in the Turbo2K Club. Actually, technically, only *ONE* person was in the club, but maybe a handful of folks could be considered "Honorary Members"

I really miss the music player from Turbo2k.  damn....

I know, right? And remember when Aaron had radio?

And....maybe even someone else (NightWolve)?


It was fun listening to Turbo2k and pcefx radio

[Nazi NecroPhile]

And....maybe even someone else (NightWolve)?

The jukebox on ys utopia?  It still works.

[esteban]

And....maybe even someone else (NightWolve)?

The jukebox on ys utopia?  It still works.

Well, I will have to use it soon!

[seieienbu]

Thanks esteban!

[esteban]

Thanks esteban!

[esteban]

Unauthorized use of 4k club logo as a forum avatar by noob woth <1k posts.

Ban.

APPROVED.

Ban the offender.

[cjameslv]

This thread is pure win!

[seieienbu]

Wait!  I thought this was my Merit Badge~!?!?!?

[esteban]

Wait!  I thought this was my Merit Badge~!?!?!?

APPROVED.

Ban Nulltard.

[Opethian]

Wait!  I thought this was my Merit Badge~!?!?!?

APPROVED.

Ban Nulltard.

but first apply reagenomics to his post count

[esteban]

Wait!  I thought this was my Merit Badge~!?!?!?

APPROVED.

Ban Nulltard.

but first apply reagenomics to his post count

APPROVED.

Trickle. Trickle.