woman held hostage with Sega Light Phaser

guyjin · 03/05/2009, 09:21 AM

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=225152_-1__0_~0_-1_5_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281=

Tatsujin · 03/05/2009, 10:31 AM

muahahahahaha..best news since years

Ceti Alpha · 03/05/2009, 10:43 AM

Sega does what Winchestdon't.

Nazi NecroPhile · 03/05/2009, 11:48 AM

What a goon! He's lucky the police didn't ventilate him with one of their lead phasers.

Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/05/2009, 10:43 AMSega does what Winchestdon't.

Mwuhahahaha!

Joe Redifer · 03/05/2009, 05:01 PM

That's great. You could never hold someone hostage with the crappy Nintendo Zapper and its clicky, springy trigger. The Sega Light Phaser is 4 tru thugz.

esteban · 03/06/2009, 02:00 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 03/05/2009, 05:01 PMThat's great. You could never hold someone hostage with the crappy Nintendo Zapper and its clicky, springy trigger. The Sega Light Phaser is 4 tru thugz.

Exactly. The clicky trigger just ruins things.

WoodyXP · 03/06/2009, 04:36 AM

I almost died when I saw the pic of the dude peeking over the wall.

oldskool · 03/06/2009, 04:48 AM

Brazilians and their Segas! LOL.

Arkhan Asylum · 03/07/2009, 08:09 AM

the one where he is peeking over is priceless because you can see the shiny lens reflection.

Go SWAT team!

Tatsujin · 03/09/2009, 01:31 AM

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guyjin · 03/09/2009, 06:04 AM

Ceti Alpha · 03/09/2009, 08:53 AM

Sega and peppered ice cream will drive people to do crazy things.

Nazi NecroPhile · 03/09/2009, 10:52 AM

"outphase the hostage" <--

Too many pepplers and not enough southern Brazilians makes a man crazy. True story.

Arkhan Asylum · 03/09/2009, 11:37 PM

Imagine if WE were the swat team.

"Hey, that looks like a Master System Phaser...."

"...yknow, I think it is."

....then we storm the poor little man and beat him down with our sticks.

and then beat him a bit more for cutting the cord off.

Imagine if he had the 3D glasses on too.

guyjin · 03/10/2009, 06:31 AM

Quote from: guest on 03/09/2009, 11:37 PMImagine if WE were the swat team.

"Hey, that looks like a Master System Phaser...."

"...yknow, I think it is."

Too bad there are no cops under 30, as evidenced by the Ignignokt lightboard panic a couple years back.

Arkhan Asylum · 03/12/2009, 05:10 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 03/10/2009, 06:31 AM
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 03/09/2009, 11:37 PMImagine if WE were the swat team.

"Hey, that looks like a Master System Phaser...."

"...yknow, I think it is."
Too bad there are no cops under 30, as evidenced by the Ignignokt lightboard panic a couple years back.

EVIL SPAEC MEN TERRERISMZ!

KEEL IT!

my friends uncle is like, 50 and he knows what the sega light gun is.

Then again, he owns every Colecovision game... so, hes dope