SHUT THE F*** UP LADY!

[bob]

Sitting at providence airport on my way to dallas.  Its 6am, i just got raped by security, and im finally at the gate.
Adelle is on the radio and this 50 year old hippie is singing along and driving people crazy.  Best part...she doesnt know the words, but she continues to shout.  I would say she "thinks" shes singing in the shower, bit this lady hasnt seen a shower since 1970.  She better not be next to me on the plane.

[Tatsujin]

She better not be next to me on the plane.

And was she?

[bob]

Oh no. Even better...HUGE lady overflowing from her seat and into mine.
Falls asleep and jabba the hut arm winds up on my leg.
She then spills a bottle of water on me while handing it to the attendant.
All the while, we are going mach fucking 10 because there is a medical emergency and they have some passenger propped up in the bathroom with 2 I-V bags.
Got to dallas a half hour early.  

[jperryss]

Where did you connect? I make that exact trip a 2-3 times a year and usually get routed through DTW.

[bob]

Prov to atlanta to dallas

And if anybody has a chance to stay at the gaylord hotel in texas, dont pass it up.
Yes, that is really the name and the place is spectacular.  This is my third stay here and i love it every time.

[PunkCryborg]

i stayed at the gaylord palms hotel in orlando. first resort hteol i stayed in and it was really awesome

[Arkhan Asylum]

i stayed at the gaylord palms hotel in orlando. first resort hteol i stayed in and it was really awesome

I would never want to be in Gaylord's palms.

fuck that shit.

[geise]

i stayed at the gaylord palms hotel in orlando. first resort hteol i stayed in and it was really awesome

I would never want to be in Gaylord's palms.

fuck that shit.

Don't knock it till you try it Ark.

[bob]

I'm in Salt Lake City now. I don't like Salt Lake City.

[Tatsujin]

I heard there is lot of salt in the lake. True?

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Depending on its level, it's 5%-25% salt; for comparison, oceans average 3.5% and the Dead Sea is 33%.