there is no excuse for having a small weewee

[Xak]

Just like you can bulk  up and get strong like Van Damme and even do splits and put your steel toed boots into a 6'6 guys face. yup. you can also naturally make your lady pleaser as big as your desire is

i've been training ten years now, and its the best feeling when the womans eyes get HUGE  at the reaction. Epic, priceless. the indians made it up its an excersize, wont get into it here do your own research

i saw a japanese porno and was shocked how small! oh man, i pray that all asian pornstars arent like that for the sake of the women.

99% of women dont care if your skinny  , fat, ugly , hairy , whatever, as long as your packin its aaaaall good

[zamou]

 Sooo... you're moving to Asia then so you can finally see a woman's eyes light up? Or are you just letting us know you are into male Japanese porno?

[Psycho Punch]

Sooo... you're moving to Asia then so you can finally see a woman's eyes light up? Or are you just letting us know you are into male Japanese porno?

In before the flashing and rage quit from Xak.

[esteban]

Xak, you know what you have to do: post a pic of you, with your penis flopped upon a DUO, whilst holding any PCE game of your choice.

Don't waste our time with recycled pics from the internet.

This is your moment, Xak. Seize it*.




* your penis

[MotherGunner]

Sooo... you're moving to Asia then so you can finally see a woman's eyes light up? Or are you just letting us know you are into male Japanese porno?

First Post Zing!

[ToyMachine78]

Ugh... You are such a meat head. No wonder nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. How did you end up a member of a gaming forum? Go jock some of your meat head friends and watch their eyes light up.

With some of the crap you post, truth be told this is the only thing growing on you: 

[PukeSter]

Ugh... You are such a meat head. No wonder nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. How did you end up a member of a gaming forum? Go jock some of your meat head friends and watch their eyes light up.

With some of the crap you post, truth be told this is the only thing growing on you: 

http://im9.eu/picture/funny-uhh-no-thanks

I think this is appropriate... ;)

[TheClash603]

Sooo... you're moving to Asia then so you can finally see a woman's eyes light up? Or are you just letting us know you are into male Japanese porno?

First Post Zing!

I too was impressed that whoever this person is came out swinging with a first post like that.  Surely not what they expected when signing up for a gaming forum?

I am with Este.  At 30 years old, I am secure enough to see a male's genitalia and not be gay because of it.  A lack of a picture at this point surely means Xak's original post was to make up for the truth.  My question is, if the penis were posed with a Duo, would he be able to completely close the hu-card door with it inserted inside?

[wildfruit]

Is this on hucard or cd? 😓

Sent from my Lumia 520 on Scabb Island using Tapatalk

[o.pwuaioc]

 

Sooo... you're moving to Asia then so you can finally see a woman's eyes light up? Or are you just letting us know you are into male Japanese porno?

^ nominee for newbie of the year 2014 right here

Seconded.

[PukeSter]

My question is, if the penis were posed with a Duo, would he be able to completely close the hu-card door with it inserted inside?

Micropenis?

That would raise this thread by another level.

[NightWolve]

https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=7808.msg327796#msg327796

Uh-oh, second incident of cock-bragging with Xak here... Heh.

^ nominee for newbie of the year 2014 right here

Well Nulltard, if it ever leads to cock-flashing as it did with my Ys translator on the NeoGeo forums, it won't be because I planted the seeds for it. Judging from this thread, he's already highly cock-obsessed. The seeds for it are already there! ;) Just like "Inception," once an idea successfully takes hold in the mind, it MUST eventually express itself into action! Coincidentally, he's a wanna-be translator where as B.J.DeuceBag actually was one. Wonder if there's a connection there...

So Xak, did you ever get that Spanish/German Neutopia patch issue sorted out or ??

My question is, if the penis were posed with a Duo, would he be able to completely close the hu-card door with it inserted inside?

+1 Clash. I think that's like your best post ever as far as lulz.

Sooo... you're moving to Asia then so you can finally see a woman's eyes light up? Or are you just letting us know you are into male Japanese porno?

First Post Zing!

Woah, yeah, you're right. His account was registered on 2004, and not a single post in his name, not till today, 10 years later, all thanks to the greatness lameness of Xak... Hey, quite an accomplishment Xak, you got the guy to break his decade-long lurking!

[Sparky]

That cunt xak is all about attention... Hahaha.... He finally nailed it!

[OldRover]

What if you wanna turn your weewee outside-in?

[Tatsujin]

if he's working out for a whole 10yrs, then he's all working out wrong for a whole 10yrs

[Sparky]

Hahaha... Hey xak you feel better now with a bit of attention.. Sure beats a lonely Saturday night.
Hahaha..... Pathetic princess.

[Sparky]

Hahaha... Hey xak you feel better now with a bit of attention.. Sure beats a lonely Saturday night.
Hahaha..... Pathetic princess.

Haha.. What was I thinking he loves this shit... Don't feed the douche bag troll

[Xak]

what a hypocrite you are ^^ i dont even know your name just avatar anyways, your always saying i want attention but when i participate on this board you guys invade OTHER PEOPLES topics and totally take it over to troll me. So dont call me a troll. this is this first joke topic i've posted, and there some hilarious responses. yours however are simply hypocritical.

toymachine, i thought you were cool, guess i was wrong

[Sparky]

Haha.. You are suppose to have me blocked fuck stain so you can not see what I say. So fuck off you fucking loser... Your a 30 year old with nothing to show in your life except attention here. Well done son. Hahaha... Think before you post.....

[NightWolve]

toymachine, i thought you were cool, guess i was wrong

Yeah, just another playa-hater cause, you know, haters gonna hate, that's ALL it is... Just keep telling yourself that, playa, it's NOT you... No no no, it's EVERYBODY ELSE here with the problem... Heh.

[HercTNT]

Sooo... you're moving to Asia then so you can finally see a woman's eyes light up? Or are you just letting us know you are into male Japanese porno?

Your officially Knighted Sir Zamou the Xak slayer!! Excellent first post!

[Tatsujin]

[place a random name], i thought you were cool, guess i was wrong

damn, how many time did i read that phrase already in here. and always it's the others that going uncool all sudden

[PCEngineHell]

I dont even know your name just avatar anyways because I have no friends here, your always saying I want attention, and its true. when I hijack threads on this forum with pics of girls I dont even know on this board you guys justly troll me for the worthless cunt that I am. this is this first serious topic I've posted, and I thought you guys would be impressed. NM though, I'm just fucking retarded.

toymachine, you are 100 percent spot on.

Fixed to better represent the truth.

[Xak]

^represents no truth lol. you guys give me attention for nothing, im just another poster that loves the PCE

this place used to be cool like Sega16. Now its more like NeoGeo forums. i sincerely feel bad for you all. also WHY the heck would i block anyone on a site so small? its already almost a barren wasteland , it would be totally dead without the haters

[Xak]

sorry double post

back on topic, i heard this from a prostitutes mouth.. Long and skinny is NO GOOD buddy!

to the guys that need help,,, the technique is called the JELQ , im living proof that it 100% works. i love life

[PCEngineHell]

You really must have a pretty terrible life to persist in staying here when its been made terribly clear that no one here likes you or desires your presence. But like I said, better that you are here then in a white van somewhere stalking some kid who just got off the school bus.

[Xak]

^yeah cuz thats your job

[jeffhlewis]

Dude, you're posting a thread about dick size, on a PC Engine forum full of dudes. I don't want to see yours, or ANYONE's wiener for that matter. Nor do I want to hear about how you tie weights to it to bulk it up. Or that some make-believe chick is giving you a rusty trombone in an alleyway.

If you're so butthurt about this board, then stop posting dumb fake macho bullshit in an attempt to look cool. As has been stated multiple times, you don't know any of us and you make dumb fucking generalizations that we all live in our parents basements. This could not be farther from the truth.

But I mean we can't all hang Everlast kick bags from the carport of our run down house though. So you've got that.

[jlued686]

to the guys that need help,,, the technique is called the JELQ , im living proof that it 100% works. i love life

A quick Google search reveals:

Q: Is it safe for our manfriend to jelq (if necessary)?

The short answer from experts? Um, no. His very effort to make his penis bigger (and then, be better in bed?) can backfire, as it can desensitize and even disfigure his No. 1 muscle.

Can't wait 'til Xak posts a picture of his disfigured wang. ;)

Also:

Q: The $1 million question: Does jelqing actually work?

Sorry guys, but experts tell us that jelqing is to the penis what chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" is to making our boobs grow.

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's not a whole lot of scientific evidence that proves that any of these penile enlargement techniques—from stretching to pills to creams—actually work," Dr. Wider truth-bombs. "And if they work a little bit, the side effect risk far outweighs any potential benefit."

Verdict: Xak's got a Frankenweenie.

PS: Threads like these are what make the internet amazing. Holy fuck...

[GohanX]

Instead of worrying about your dick size you should try to be better in bed. I can guarantee you must women give zero fucks about dick size and would care a hell of a lot more if you could find the g spot.

[PukeSter]

women give zero fucks about dick size and would care a hell of a lot more if you could find the g spot.

Tats, where is that detective pic of yours?

[CGQuarterly]

this place used to be cool like Sega16.

Fuck, that's sig-worthy.  That's like telling a girl, "You used to be good looking.  Like Rosie O'Donnell."

[Tatsujin]

this place used to be cool like Sega16.

Fuck, that's sig-worthy.  That's like telling a girl, "You used to be good looking.  Like Rosie O'Donnell."

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Pro tip: if your penis only looks big to a twelve year old girl, it's not big.

[GohanX]

Hold on, let me go ask some twelve year olds. Be back in 10-20.

[geise]

Hey asshole! (XAK)  Size doesn't matter if you don't know how to fucking use it!











































...prick

[Xak]

just had  a great nap, feeling WONDERFUL

 i try n help the smaller get larger and get ridiculted for it. Last time i try n help  someone on the webster

[Tatsujin]

try n help your stupid ass out of here!!

[MotherGunner]

Size doesn't matter if you don't know how to fucking use it!

^This.

You'd be surprised what sort of damage a 4-inch penis could do with 300-350lbs pushing it! 

Example :  "Yeah, but I got 300lbs. pushing it! Bitch!"

[Tatsujin]

there is no excuse for being full retard and spamtrolling all topics with uberlame and superboring comments all the time.

[PukeSter]

there is no excuse for being full retard and spamtrolling all topics with uberlame and superboring comments all the time.

If Sadler was real, I would what he would think of Xak...

[geise]

there is no excuse for being full retard and spamtrolling all topics with uberlame and superboring comments all the time.

If Sadler was real, I would what he would think of Xak...

Like in the game, probably travel in time and murder him for the sake of pceninefx.com/forums

[Xak]

^yeah right i'd be part of his party

[geise]

[Nazi NecroPhile]

We already have a Sadler and I don't think he cares for you any more than the rest of us.

[Sadler]

We already have a Sadler and I don't think he cares for you any more than the rest of us.

Indeed.

[Xak]

Sssssadler *bows down*

[Arjak]

I can't help but feel that somehow, some way, Xak is related to Tommy Wiseau. It would explain so much.

The Room (2003) - Funniest Scenes

[PukeSter]

I can't help but feel that somehow, some way, Xak is related to Tommy Wiseau. It would explain so much.

The Room (2003) - Funniest Scenes

Holy crap, I heard about that movie a few days ago. Funniest shit ever.

Your tearing me apart, Arjak!

[NightWolve]

The Room (2003) - Funniest Scenes

What in God's name did I just watch there ??