Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive Alzadick for PCE.
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RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

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DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[cjameslv]

This picture is too epic for just a caption, a sub-caption is needed too!
My entry:

Shadow of the Beast
It's always behind you.

[esteban]

Joe Redifer in two years.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Joe Redifer in two years.

We have a winner. 

[InfraMan]

Nulltard scrubbed and scrubbed, but deep inside he knew that he would never be able to wash away the shame of his one night stand with Shaniqua the pencil-topper troll.

[Dicer]

"This is what I get for sleeping with Air Zonk"

[Sarumaru]

edit:
When you're on DoxPhile all by yoself, then Nulltard pops in to take a selfie wit yo naked ass.   

[ToyMachine78]

Ninja16608: "Here bitches, this is my source dat shall not be named. I told you dat glossy duo's legit...... Maaan shiiiit! Forgot to take da clear coat can off the counter!"

[NightWolve]

Ah darn, where's some wit when you need it... I own the '93 CD, would love to win this! I'll try to seriously think of something later.

[Medic_wheat]

Girl those turbo prices on eBay makes me lose my mind up in here

"Gurl I am still washing after that $900 Keith Curage buy it now"

[HailingTheThings]

"Girl, jus coz you 2 months pregnant wit my ex, Nully's baby ain't mean you get to hog da shower all da got damn time! Fuck! I need some me time for selfies n shit! Damn!"

[poponon]

dis rachet ass hoe gettin water torture for tryna sell my glossy duo !!!

[o.pwuaioc]

They don't think it bae like it is, but it do.

[cabbage]

Bernie got hold of the blowdryer again.

[Medic_wheat]

Girl you looking like a glossy duo!


-mmmmmmmm hm

[ToyMachine78]

Gurl! You lookin all sexy black and wet like my boyfren Ninjas glossy Duo! Wen u get out dat shower, I'm bout to play you like some Queef-Courage!

[NightWolve]

Hah, I was thinking the same thing, nully... He could likely win this if he wanted.

[ClodBusted]

Joe Redifer in two years.

We have a winner. 

A winner is he.

[NightWolve]

Hah, I was thinking the same thing, nully... He could likely win this if he wanted.

hah, i was referring to how he got banned from facebook for [allegedly] being racist... but i bet he could do some pretty impressive damage to racial relations with whatever caption might come from him.

[Sarumaru]

Cropping. It's easier than you think.

[Psycho Punch]

Hah, I was thinking the same thing, nully... He could likely win this if he wanted.

hah, i was referring to how he got banned from facebook for [allegedly] being racist... but i bet he could do some pretty impressive damage to racial relations with whatever caption might come from him.

Arkhan, racist? What the fuck.

[bob]

I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!

[cjameslv]

I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!

Shit, don't be scared to raffle this. Think my first raffle here was splatterhouse and it gets about the same.

[bob]

I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!

Shit, don't be scared to raffle this. Think my first raffle here was splatterhouse and it gets about the same.

So that flew entirely over your head, huh?

[cjameslv]

I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!

Shit, don't be scared to raffle this. Think my first raffle here was splatterhouse and it gets about the same.

So that flew entirely over your head, huh?

Well shit if you used "Rare" with the "" i woulda known 

[jtucci31]

"Swipe right"

There it is!

[DeshDildo]

Taneesha the Gekisha Gurl.

[bob]

"Swipe right"

There it is!

Yup!  This one is closed guys, null wins.

[Sarumaru]

"Swipe right"

There it is!

Yup!  This one is closed guys, null wins.

But.. i was present for this and so was tucci, do we get quarters of the disc??

[bob]

it pays to be on DoxPhile.

[jtucci31]

"Swipe right"

There it is!

Yup!  This one is closed guys, null wins.

But.. i was present for this and so was tucci, do we get quarters of the disc??

We get the prize of getting to buy it for ourselves in spite of everyone else. Yay us! Great raffle galam!

[Sarumaru]

Alzadick

[ToyMachine78]

I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"

I don't get it. ???

[ToyMachine78]

I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"

I don't get it. ???

tinder much?

Uh no...

[ToyMachine78]

I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"

I don't get it. ???

tinder much?

Uh no...

uh... know how to use google?

Google? What's that? I rely on Jeeves at ask.com lol besides isn't tinder one of those trashy hookup social networks? I have no use for that.

[bob]

I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"

I don't get it. ???

tinder much?

Uh no...

Check "swipe right" on Urban Dictionary. It will clarify.

[ToyMachine78]

I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"

I don't get it. ???

tinder much?

Uh no...

Check "swipe right" on Urban Dictionary. It will clarify.

Ah..... But that infers you approve of the person. That would not apply to me, but Nulltard's judgement has always been questionable lol

[bob]

am i eligble to play?

[cabbage]

the 4 decks of cards

[Dicer]

Knife/Battleship-simon thingy/Michael Moore/Pokemon book

[esteban]

Alzadick
Buttahfly Knife
DVD
DVD

[jtucci31]

Uhhh....

Shinobi
Apple Shirt
Butterfly Knife
Michael Moore 

???

[poponon]

maybe..

The 3 dvds and the $3.99 playing cards?

[cjameslv]

Unicorn meat
2x egg heads
simon/battleship game

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Trick question.  He sent you everything BUT the Alzadick cd, jewel case, manual, and liner thingy. 

[ToyMachine78]

Knife/unicorn meat/pokemon book/Michael Moore thingy

[HailingTheThings]

Yay! This is fun!!!

1.) Butterfly Knife
2.) Astronaut Box Thing (Up And To The Right of The Battleship/Simon/Mouse Trap Thing)
3.) 3.99 Playing Cards
4.) Handheld Gaming Console

[DeshDildo]

I'm gonna go with Sherlock Holmes box, Sega Genesis handheld thing, Unicorn Meat and butterfly knife.

[synbiosfan]

Battleship/Simon thing
Unicorn Meat
Teddy Bear book
Three Blind Mice book

Those I  think you'd already own

[xcrement5x]

Four were not sent...

Michael Moore
Knife
1 Pack of cards
The shirt