Admit it... You're playing with yourself.

[OldRover]

You evil sinners, you're all going to hell. HELLLLL I SAY.

[esteban]

I can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*

Trüth.

[ToyMachine78]

I can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*

Trüth.

Lol!

[NightWolve]

Guilty as charged!

[bob]

yes, single player dungeon explorer II

[Gredler]

Ambidexterity practice

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Every chance I get!

[bob]

Ambidexterity practice

fuck that.  left hand only.  right hand moves the mouse.

[jtucci31]

Right hand is always in my pocket "secretly" touching my junk.

[OldMan]

I can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*

Wait a second.... Aren't you supposed to do that?

My wife says I am....

[Gredler]

fuck that.  left hand only.  right hand moves the mouse.

Who said it was the left hand needed practice. I grew up in the internet age, these new fangeled tablets and shit got me all fumbly bumbly down there

[ToyMachine78]

I can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*

Wait a second.... Aren't you supposed to do that?

My wife says I am....

Wife!? I thought you said you are your own wife now?

[TheClash603]

I wish I could admit it.  Went out with friends last night and when I got home at 4am I thought this would be a good idea.  I queued up Redtube and...  fell asleep.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

[in99flames]

I was gonna...felt confident....then saw this outside my neighbors door coming home from work. Just a whole lotta "nope" and went inside to do nothing instead. Killed the moment.

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[TDIRunner]

I assume you meant playing video games with yourself.  Sadly, yes I am.  I have no one to play multiplayer video games with, so I play with myself.

[in99flames]

What in the hell is that? And how did it not put you more in the mood?

Apparently its a dobsonfly. That is a female. The sonuvabitch was a good 3 to 4 inches long. I had researched it in google. The males have even larger mandibles. I recently moved to a place on a lake with a stream nearby and i guess that is where these things live. Its also rare for them to be so close to people....i read that the female can give a painful bite. Had i known that before, it would have gotten me more in the mood...

[NoSexGex]

What in the hell is that? And how did it not put you more in the mood?

Apparently its a dobsonfly. That is a female. The sonuvabitch was a good 3 to 4 inches long. I had researched it in google. The males have even larger mandibles. I recently moved to a place on a lake with a stream nearby and i guess that is where these things live. Its also rare for them to be so close to people....i read that the female can give a painful bite. Had i known that before, it would have gotten me more in the mood...

Very erotic, interesting dynamics though. It's crazy how many bugs there are on lakes

[esteban]

That Dobson fly still scares me. I can't fall asleep.

[TheClash603]

For some reason all this talk of Dobson Fly reminded me that it has been far too long since I last beat off to Brundlefly.

[Dicer]

At least twice a day, gotta keep the pipes clean...