Tasteless MJ jokes

JoshTurboTrollX · 06/26/2009, 04:51 PM

I figure I've heard at least 200 in the last two hours alone, why not just start a thread in fighting street.

Heres the first:

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Nazi NecroPhile · 06/26/2009, 06:05 PM

After the sad death of Michael Jackson, it has been announced that he will not be cremated due to the extensive plastic surgery he had undergone over the years. As per his wishes, he will be melted down instead and made into Lego blocks in order that small children may continue to play with him.

Tatsujin · 06/28/2009, 04:18 AM

_Paul · 06/28/2009, 06:44 AM

Reports that Michael Jackson had a heart attack were false. He was discovered in the Children's ward having a stroke.

Sinistron · 06/30/2009, 10:56 AM

Variation on the cremation joke-

Michael Jackson died- asked to be cremated and placed into a sandbox- so he could still get up little kids' asses.

Why was demerol MJ's drug of choice? Because he had no nose to snort cocaine with.

What are Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcitt and Michael Jackson getting for the 4th of July? Patrick Swayze.

and the most overheard one by now --

Farah Fawcitt died- went to heaven and God granted her one wish- her wish was "to save the children" so God killed Michael Jackson.

Nazi NecroPhile · 06/30/2009, 01:26 PM

M.J. hasn't been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Whats the difference between M.J. and a grocery sack? One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from the reach of children; the other is used for carrying groceries.

M.J. will go down in history as the first and only person to be born a black boy and die a white woman.

A-B-C, easy as R-I-P

Quote from: Sinistron on 06/30/2009, 10:56 AMVariation on the cremation joke-

Michael Jackson died- asked to be cremated and placed into a sandbox- so he could still get up little kids' asses.

And yet another: he'll be melted down and made into plastic sippy-cups so that kids can continue to wrap their lips around his rim.

JoshTurboTrollX · 06/30/2009, 05:43 PM

Quote from: Tatsujin on 06/28/2009, 04:18 AM

That made me laugh pretty hard...LMAO

Tatsujin · 07/01/2009, 08:47 AM

http://www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com/

Joe Redifer · 07/01/2009, 12:02 PM

LOL!

Arkhan Asylum · 07/01/2009, 12:58 PM

McDonalds is going to be making a sandwich to honor MJ.

the McMichael

Itll be 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Sinistron · 07/01/2009, 01:07 PM

no one goofed on MJ as well as Howard Stern did imo- and this is old-

Ninja Spirit · 07/02/2009, 01:44 PM

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so kids can play with him this time.

Arkhan Asylum · 07/03/2009, 05:03 AM

Quote from: Ninja Spirit on 07/02/2009, 01:44 PMDue to the fact that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so kids can play with him this time.

Quote from: NecroPhile a few posts earlierAfter the sad death of Michael Jackson, it has been announced that he will not be cremated due to the extensive plastic surgery he had undergone over the years. As per his wishes, he will be melted down instead and made into Lego blocks in order that small children may continue to play with him.

:-D

Tatsujin · 07/03/2009, 10:27 AM

some one could do the moonwalk better than MJ. and it ain't no man.

Ninja Spirit · 07/03/2009, 12:54 PM

some MJ spoofs
Scary Movie

Punch Out

Ninja Spirit · 07/18/2009, 07:08 PM

Next time a severe thunderstorm wakes me up in the middle of the night, I'd just be like "oh yeah, Elvis is kicking Michael's ass for marrying his daughter..."