SYSTEM CARD / TENNOKOE CARD CLEARS!

Sinistron · 07/23/2009, 02:09 PM

In response to two out of Guyjin's five PCEDAI listed clears being for a system card and a tennokoe card- this is what people are saying!

guyjin · 07/23/2009, 03:14 PM

and it's gonna stay that way until the bug is fixed :p

NecroPhile · 07/23/2009, 04:05 PM

/jabba.png

Sinistron · 07/23/2009, 04:14 PM

guyjin · 07/23/2009, 04:15 PM

Even I know better than that.

NecroPhile · 07/23/2009, 04:33 PM

Not that I really give a tin shit, but what exactly makes a title unclearable? Certainly the system cards and tennokoe bank can't be cleared, but what about stuff like Yawara! and Magical Dinosaur Tour?

nat · 07/23/2009, 10:55 PM

I can't imagine a situation where I could claim I've "cleared" Bikini Girls.

RoyVegas · 07/23/2009, 11:03 PM

Nat, once you have scrolled through all of the pictures, its cleared.

nat · 07/24/2009, 01:39 AM

I couldn't call that a clear and still sleep at night.

NecroPhile · 07/24/2009, 10:45 AM

How 'bout after you've fapped off to each and every pic? At least the screen would need clearing.....

Arkhan Asylum · 07/25/2009, 02:54 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 07/24/2009, 10:45 AMHow 'bout after you've fapped off to each and every pic? At least the screen would need clearing.....

Bikini Girls: *Cleared*

*checks off from list*

Lol.

man , I lolz0red at that jabba picture.

guyjin · 07/25/2009, 05:25 PM

Quote from: guest on 07/25/2009, 02:54 PM
Quote from: guest on 07/24/2009, 10:45 AMHow 'bout after you've fapped off to each and every pic? At least the screen would need clearing.....
Bikini Girls: *Cleared*

*checks off from list*

omotai · 07/25/2009, 07:04 PM

Quote from: guest on 07/24/2009, 10:45 AMHow 'bout after you've fapped off to each and every pic? At least the screen would need clearing.....

After you've wasted that much time that could have been spent looking at better porn, I'd say that you would deserve to list that as cleared.

Tatsujin · 07/26/2009, 01:51 AM

i would define a clear if you cleared a game, simply. sys & ten cards are NO games, ergo there is no clear to be done. so aren't bikkini h00ster collections and such crap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game

blueraven · 07/26/2009, 01:06 PM

To be fair, I had the Arcade card listed as a clear until rag-time4 busted me out literally 36 hours after posting it. lol. I think in chat, Sinistron, I received the same flogging.

Sinistron · 07/27/2009, 09:57 AM

Quote from: blueraven on 07/26/2009, 01:06 PMTo be fair, I had the Arcade card listed as a clear until rag-time4 busted me out literally 36 hours after posting it. lol. I think in chat, Sinistron, I received the same flogging.

Maybe if you thanked Allah for the arcade card clear Rags would've given you a high five

Tatsujin · 07/27/2009, 09:21 PM

/rolfmaul.jpg

Tatsujin · 07/28/2009, 01:06 AM

Sinistron · 07/28/2009, 10:47 PM

rag-time4 · 07/29/2009, 03:32 PM

Quote from: Sinistron on 07/27/2009, 09:57 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 07/26/2009, 01:06 PMTo be fair, I had the Arcade card listed as a clear until rag-time4 busted me out literally 36 hours after posting it. lol. I think in chat, Sinistron, I received the same flogging.
Maybe if you thanked Allah for the arcade card clear Rags would've given you a high five

HAHA Sinistron!

I've gotta say I'm with you wholeheartedly on this one! Let's see some real clears guys, c'mon! Guyjin you had three clears back when you first accepted my challenge to 10 clears! What's that about?

guyjin · 07/29/2009, 03:34 PM

I'm workin' on it!

rag-time4 · 07/29/2009, 04:09 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 07/29/2009, 03:34 PMI'm workin' on it!

Yeah we can all see that, but Arcade card and ten no koe don't count!

NecroPhile · 07/29/2009, 05:15 PM

Quote from: rag-time4 on 07/29/2009, 04:09 PMYeah we can all see that, but Arcade card and ten no koe don't count!

Have patience, young grasshopper. He's almost finished with the Valis and Cosmic Fantasy visual collections.

Tatsujin · 07/29/2009, 08:45 PM

NecroPhile · 07/30/2009, 11:46 AM

/rowlf.png

Even a silly dog with a hand up his backside knows better than to clear a syscard.

Tatsujin · 08/05/2009, 10:34 PM

already all bolts shot?

Joe Redifer · 08/06/2009, 12:09 AM

Has anyone cleared the Game Express cards? I keep trying and trying but I can't beat them. And what about the Valis Visual Collection? I was able to finally beat that but it sure was tough. Took all of my skill.

NecroPhile · 08/21/2009, 10:02 AM

/easterj.png

Sinistron · 08/25/2009, 01:50 PM

I love that Moai head pushed back doubled in laughter- that's great.

blueraven · 09/06/2009, 03:40 AM

I cleared the Keith Courage comic book yesterday. It was a long and hard road. PWNED it.

guyjin · 09/15/2009, 12:59 PM

I don't think any of you missed me, but I've been away from the internet for a bit and will be until next week. I'm watching my brother's house while he's on honeymoon

I brought teh duo with me and I'm working on some clears

blueraven · 09/15/2009, 05:50 PM

lolz. I'm thinking about reinstating my Arcade Card clear on the basis that Xanadu may take a month to beat.

The Heads on the Isle of Man are persuading me otherwise.

NecroPhile · 09/15/2009, 06:37 PM

Howdy guy! I was wondering where you were hiding out. So what titles are you working on?

geise · 09/16/2009, 06:01 PM

I just cleared my backup ram! Score one more for pcedaisakusen. *goes to add it* *comes back* shit it's not on there! well that was pointless.

guyjin · 09/19/2009, 12:11 PM

Quote from: guest on 09/15/2009, 06:37 PMHowdy guy! I was wondering where you were hiding out. So what titles are you working on?

Well, I was working on Blazing Lazers and Cosmic Fantasy 2. I have a good start on the latter, and got to level 9 on the former. that one is going to be a doozy.

BTW, the 8th level and its boss are the most inappropriate pairing ever.

blueraven · 09/20/2009, 02:59 AM

Quote from: blueraven on 09/15/2009, 05:50 PMlolz. I'm thinking about reinstating my Arcade Card clear on the basis that ~~Xanadu may take a month to beat.~~
That Guyjin still has his Arcade Card listed as a clear, lolz

blueraven · 12/02/2010, 04:06 AM

Bump, for posterity. And also to re-fuel the debate on what constitutes a clear....

If Flash Hiders takes less than 20 minutes to beat on normal mode, but The Manhole takes a few hours to run around completely, can a game like The Manhole be constituted as a clear? It's basically Myst without any brainpower required.

Also few games/comics like Yawara 2 have side-games like a sushi simulator, a judo match, and a digital comic that add to the insanity. When I spoke with runinruder regarding Yawara 2 the last time in chat, he said that once you beat all of the Judo ladies and complete the side games then you could count it cleared. But what about digital comics? My opinion is that if it doesn't have an interactive quality (i.e. valis visual collection), its a lost cause and a definite no..

*Oh and guy, yer syscard is still listed as cleared BTW on teh Dai...

nat · 12/04/2010, 07:04 PM

I'd say digital comics count, regardless of their inactivity, because you still have to "play" them all the way through to the end. There is still a story, and you're still "playing" a character within that story. ("Playing" being extremely subjective here.)

Something like the Valis Visual Collection on the other hand, is just a fucking slideshow. Same with Bikini Girls, Local Girls of Hawaii, etc. No story, no characters, just still images to flip through.

NecroPhile · 12/06/2010, 10:29 AM

I agree with nat: if you actually control something, it can be counted as a clear.

Gogan · 12/06/2010, 11:22 AM

I cleared Sapphire with sys card 3.0. That's good, eh?

Senshi · 03/17/2011, 02:58 PM

Couldn't some of these have the "clear" option removed? Or does it have to be all or nothing?

Mathius · 06/01/2011, 01:53 PM

Ok who in the hell is "rating" the system cards on PCE dai????

blueraven · 06/01/2011, 03:48 PM

More shenanigans.

CrackTiger · 06/01/2011, 08:07 PM

Quote from: nat on 12/04/2010, 07:04 PMI'd say digital comics count, regardless of their inactivity, because you still have to "play" them all the way through to the end. There is still a story, and you're still "playing" a character within that story. ("Playing" being extremely subjective here.)

Something like the Valis Visual Collection on the other hand, is just a fucking slideshow. Same with Bikini Girls, Local Girls of Hawaii, etc. No story, no characters, just still images to flip through.

I think that people are taking the "clear" concept too seriously. Non-games still serve a function and some like Valis Visual Collection have quite a bit of content and someone who's experienced it fully can offer a lot to certain discussions. The only way that it becomes an issue is the clear tally ranking among members. But you'd have to have only cleared a number of games so low for the system cards and tennokoe bank to make an impact, that it would be more of an embarrassment in itself, than checking non-games off as "cleared". If you're so hardcore that you've cleared hundreds of games, what difference does a handful of clears for non-games matter? It's all bullshit anyway, since anyone can put down anything they want and someone who has never touched a TG-16 or PCE can claim to have cleared more games than anyone else. We already know that the account with the most clears is full of shit, so what does it matter?

All that "clear" means for non-games is that you've actually made use of them. That's better than them only ever collecting dust on a shelf. As for ratings, most non-games should receive a full rating for serving their intended purpose, but I can see something like Artist Tool getting a low rating for not offering much as a 16-bit painting program.

PCEngineHell · 01/12/2012, 10:20 AM

Tennokoe Card, the only game Byron owns that he ever beat.

CrackTiger · 04/29/2014, 12:59 AM

I was flipping through some old EGMs and came across this classic ad:

Mathius · 04/29/2014, 01:16 AM

Man, I forgot about this thread! Time to go check the System Card clears to see if there's been an increase.

esteban · 04/29/2014, 02:05 AM

Quote from: guest on 04/29/2014, 12:59 AMI was flipping through some old EGMs and came across this classic ad:

/guyjin3.jpg

Trü storie.

NecroPhile · 04/29/2014, 10:10 AM

Heh, Tennokoe clear. I bet he used a walkthrough.

Mathius · 04/29/2014, 11:04 AM

Well, what we do know is that he used a Genesis controller. Guess Tennokoe Bank can't be truly cleared with the PCE pad.