PCE Prototype Contest Redurp Complete with srs lack of OBEY

blueraven · 12/31/2011, 01:27 PM

Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 12/27/2011, 11:02 AMI saw GRAB TO BOOBS

LOL. l33tspeak

I missed the contest again... You could do a Wonder Momo cheesecake protocard. That would be moar fun than playing all 8 levels of the game to see her scantily clad.

Arkhan Asylum · 01/03/2012, 09:25 AM

lol.

good idea.

GET ON IT.

Arkhan Asylum · 01/18/2012, 08:50 AM

Get your funds ready, honkies.

These things are set to be ready to go very soon.

Soon as in: I just need to put stupid vroom vroom noises in a game, and then they need packaged up and crap. That kinda soon.

Mishran · 01/18/2012, 01:27 PM

Funds available and ready, sir!

hoobs88 · 01/18/2012, 02:15 PM

Aye Aye Captain! (of an Italian Cruise Ship)

...What? Too soon?

Arkhan Asylum · 01/18/2012, 02:22 PM

*gets in taxi and drives away*

incrediblehark · 01/18/2012, 06:17 PM

Just sample yourself saying "vroom vroom" and put it in there, in all its raspy hucard glory. It would be pretty funny if the cards congratulated each of the winners using the sample from fighting street: "What stwength! But just wememba dere ah many guys wike you aw oba da wowld!"

Arkhan Asylum · 01/18/2012, 08:32 PM

loooooooooool

MotherGunner · 01/18/2012, 11:36 PM

Quote from: hoobs88 on 01/18/2012, 02:15 PMAye Aye Captain! (of an Italian Cruise Ship)

...What? Too soon?

I hope this project is not over, like housekeeper paychecks at the Winehouse residence!

Mishran · 01/19/2012, 08:57 AM

Just use the "Zoom Zoom" from the Mazda commercials.

Arkhan Asylum · 01/19/2012, 09:07 AM

ill use my Mazda3 as the demo car.

Arkhan Asylum · 01/20/2012, 10:39 AM

BRACE YOURSELVES.

Later tonight, something epic will be shown off for all you punk bitches

Mishran · 01/20/2012, 12:10 PM

Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 01/20/2012, 10:39 AMBRACE YOURSELVES.

Later tonight, something epic will be shown off for all you punk bitches

Did he just call us PUNKS???

Awesome, can't wait. Beaming with anticipation! Full to the brim with enthusiasm! Not really...

Regardless, can't wait.

Arkhan Asylum · 01/20/2012, 12:11 PM

lol

hoobs88 · 01/20/2012, 01:11 PM

Quote from: Mishran on 01/20/2012, 12:10 PM
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 01/20/2012, 10:39 AMBRACE YOURSELVES.

Later tonight, something epic will be shown off for all you punk bitches
Did he just call us PUNKS???

Did he just call us bitches?

Anyways, looking forward to it!

Arkhan Asylum · 01/20/2012, 05:22 PM

www.aetherbyte.com

For those who don't want to click:

reconize, foos.

Thank TheOldMan for all of his hard (read: Mad Scientist) experimentation that lead to this thing. I'm surprised he didn't zap himself silly with the MacGyver things going on.

oh and thank sunteam_paul for the art. Without him, everything would look like shit I drew, because it'd be shit I drew

Mishran · 01/20/2012, 06:09 PM

That is perfection in the works!

Looks great guys, awesome job.

MotherGunner · 01/20/2012, 07:22 PM

Wow Awesome! Each day it's looking more and more like an actual HuCard. Ark, is this the final design or will it be just like say SFII/Tennokoe Bank/Arcade Card when it's all said and done?

OldMan · 01/20/2012, 07:24 PM

QuoteThat is perfection in the works!

Nope. Still need to find a good way to round the corners

............
For those who won the high-score contests....
This is the first one. Assembly should be complete (on all 10) in about 2 weeks.

incrediblehark · 01/20/2012, 10:07 PM

Those look amazing!

esteban · 01/21/2012, 06:18 AM

Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 01/20/2012, 05:22 PMwww.aetherbyte.com

For those who don't want to click:

HOLY MOLY!

AbCard!

SuperPlay · 01/21/2012, 09:25 AM

Some impressive work there Arkhan :@)

Arkhan Asylum · 01/21/2012, 05:55 PM

keep in mind, TheOldMan is the one who did all the work here on this thing. If I did it all, it'd look like some crack meth lab job.

Bernie · 01/21/2012, 06:01 PM

I am impressed. Wow. This will be cool once they are ready for us consumers to buy buy buy buy!!

T2KFreeker · 01/21/2012, 09:59 PM

BLAH! I miss all this cool stuff!

blueraven · 01/22/2012, 03:29 AM

Awesome.

TheClash603 · 01/22/2012, 11:32 AM

Those look awesome!

Though I will admit I was a dope when looking at the last picture. The shadow made me think the hu-card was bent, and I was thinking "why wouldn't they make it flat..."

Mishran · 01/23/2012, 01:00 PM

You need to include Rover's PCEFX Bomber game to the protocards as a bonus game if it would fit. That would definitely make it stand out in the crowd as a one of a kind PCEngineFX exclusive card. Plus it would be freakin' sweet.

T2KFreeker · 01/25/2012, 02:25 AM

In the end, it's just gonna' be really cool to have new Hu Cards. It's been WAY too long.

Arkhan Asylum · 01/25/2012, 08:25 AM

Yeah. NuCards!

lol

Bernie · 01/25/2012, 09:01 AM

So...... any idea of a timeline on these?

No rush or anything, I just think its cool as shit that we will be getting new games, via Hu-Card!

Arkhan Asylum · 01/25/2012, 09:04 AM

The finishing touches are being put on the cards themselves. 2 of the 3 games are done. The 3rd one just needs me to stop being picky about the sound effects I made. I keep fiddling with them and swearing at them.

so, they're basically done.

Bernie · 01/25/2012, 09:06 AM

Stop picking, and cursing! lol.

hoobs88 · 02/09/2012, 04:32 PM

Any updates on these? Please and thank you!

Arkhan Asylum · 02/10/2012, 08:34 AM

They're about done. The games themselves are done and the cards are being QA'd so you don't get dead cards.

incrediblehark · 02/10/2012, 10:48 AM

I'm wildly flailing my arms right now, as hard as i can. Just want you to know that.

Seriously, I'm pretty excited about these cards, and playing mine!

Mishran · 02/10/2012, 11:37 AM

Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 02/10/2012, 08:34 AMThey're about done. The games themselves are done and the cards are being QA'd so you don't get dead cards.

Didn't you say these will come in custom built cases as well? Gotta say, that would be cool.

I remember numbers were being tossed around for a possible price of these. Has an actual price been determined for these yet? If so, perhaps you should start taking payments. That way they will be in our hands sooner.

Arkhan Asylum · 02/10/2012, 11:38 AM

If I can get the cases to not look like crap, yes.

Mishran · 02/10/2012, 11:53 AM

Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 02/10/2012, 11:38 AMIf I can get the cases to not look like crap, yes.

Just call them "ProtoCases" and everyone will think the crap looking cases are prototypes to go with the new Cards. It'll be between you an me.

Oops, I just gave it away...

Arkhan Asylum · 02/10/2012, 02:34 PM

lol

Well, they're going to consist of recycled jewelcases, with cleanly cut-out holes for the cards, and all that shit.

Mishran · 02/11/2012, 12:15 AM

Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 02/10/2012, 02:34 PMlol

Well, they're going to consist of recycled jewelcases, with cleanly cut-out holes for the cards, and all that shit.

Rear insert, manual/front insert, sleeve, the whole nine yards? I'm all tingly with anticipation!

blueraven · 02/11/2012, 02:18 AM

How do I get one of these whatever your selling?

SignOfZeta · 02/11/2012, 03:50 AM

I fucking want some.

Nazi NecroPhile · 02/13/2012, 09:53 AM

I guess you two weenies should've joined in on the contest, eh? Ya snooze, ya looooose!

TheClash603 · 02/13/2012, 07:20 PM

I am awful at all the games Arkhan picked. It was rigged!

Arkhan Asylum · 02/15/2012, 09:08 AM

They must have snoozed for a long ass fuckin time, considering the contest went on for like two months or some shit.

Anyway there just might be a few extra ones that will also be sold, with some more competing involved.

Arkhan Asylum · 03/05/2012, 01:34 PM

TheOldRover
mishran
incrediblehark
roflmao
Necromance
hoobs88
cabbage

You all owe me 56$ for your Protocards. this includes priority shipping in a box, insured.

PM me what name you want to appear on the boot screen, thus solidifying it as your card that you earned. And if you resell it, we will all know who's a douche!

money goes to aetherbyte AT gmail DOT com

This money needs to be sent fairly quickly, so we can get the ball rolling on getting the goods for the next batch of cards.

Nazi NecroPhile · 03/05/2012, 01:45 PM

Money sent, beeyotch! I guess Necromancer is good enough for the screen name.

Arkhan Asylum · 03/05/2012, 01:54 PM

Ok!

also, feel free to donate any extra funds. We are going to be using all of the donations for the next wave of the cards, and this will all lead up to Atlantean on a HuCard.

and:

no. Donating does not give you investment rights to pitch ideas and choose the direction we're heading. Screw that Magical game jive. You donate, we take money, we buy sweet stu.. I mean, we put it towards HuCards.

roflmao · 03/05/2012, 02:10 PM

Awesome! I'll get my payment to you as soon as I can. I'm waiting on a payment from a client (funds are tighter than normal) and once that arrives (should be this week) I'll shoot you some dorras! I'm wicked psyched.