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Started by offsidewing, 04/24/2007, 06:05 PM

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Seldane

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"free game is not Dragon Ball, random pick"

First: it's not free. You pay. A LOT. The game may not be seperate, but you ******** pay!! "Free" should not be part of that sentence!

Second: Why the hell does it say "random pick"? It should say Sapphire (original version) x2!!

That seller sucks.

Edit: Had to send him a message. Pretty much the same as the what I just wrote.
Quote from: Seldane on 04/21/2007, 07:28 PMDVDs are for suckers. Illegally pirated and stolen videos all the way. No menus. No "DO NOT PIRATE THIS!" screens. No fuss. Only perfection. I honestly only pirate movies because that "don't pirate this" screen annoys me. :wink:
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Turbo D

haha, seriously, what a rip off.
Quote from: MissaFX on 01/06/2008, 12:10 PMMy idea of gaming is a couple of friends over, a couple of drinks, a couple of medical-handrolled-game-enhancing-cigs and a glowing box you all worship.
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Carbon Tiger

Does he not bother to search ebay at all and see the same product on sale for 1/8th the price. This guy is either a crook, a moron, or has no idea of the value of the object he's trying to sell. Personally I think its a blend of being a crook and being a fruit of the stupid tree.
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nat

The rest of the items in his store aren't that outrageously priced.

But the real question is: what the fuck does "96% new" mean? 4% of the console is old? Which 4%? That could be a deal breaker.

nat

#5
I was poking around the PC Engine section of his store. Check out this relic:

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEC-PC-ENGINE-DUO-JAPAN-JOY-TAP-Multi-Tap-offer-3-port_W0QQitemZ290014906390QQihZ019QQcategoryZ187QQcmdZViewItem

Look at the picture. Look at it closely. Study it. First of all, what the hell is it? I've never seen a 'Tap like this before.

Next, check out the part where he talks about the condition. This thing is 85% NEW!!!! "Very good condition"!!! Jesus, I'd hate to see one of his 100% old items.

Keranu

Haha, that guy is still trying to sell that nasty tap. Someone posted the auction for that months ago and we were all saying how it looks like a rock from the stone age.
Quote from: TurboXray on 01/02/2014, 09:21 PMAdding PCE console specific layer on top of that, makes for an interesting challenge (no, not a reference to Ys II).
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nat

But it's 85% NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrackTiger

Its obviously a typo. Its supposed to be $99.99. Just check his other auctions.


Quote from: nat on 04/24/2007, 07:59 PMThe rest of the items in his store aren't that outrageously priced.

But the real question is: what the fuck does "96% new" mean? 4% of the console is old? Which 4%? That could be a deal breaker.
Some asian sellers use % to score the overall condition out of 100. 100 meaning new and 1 meaning utter garbage. "96% new" would mean mint condition, but technically imperfect.
Justin the Not-So-Cheery Black/Hack/CrackTiger helped Joshua Jackass, Andrew/Arkhan Dildovich and the DildoPhiles destroy 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged/destructive/doxxing toxic turbo troll gang which he covers up for under the "community" euphemism!

Joe Redifer

I figured that 96% new probably meant that the screws, AV cable and maybe the TurboChip™ door had perhaps all been used.

nat

Well, that's a big no-can-do, then. I refuse to deal with used TurboChip™ doors.  [-(

offsidewing

Quote from: nat on 04/24/2007, 08:33 PMWell, that's a big no-can-do, then. I refuse to deal with used TurboChip™ doors.  [-(
That's why the Duo-R costs a grand.  It has a TC door and not a PCE Hu door.

That Freaking 3-way tap looks like it was used in an old Timex slapshot commercial or used in a garbage disposal dyno test.

Joe Redifer

But it's 85% new!  I bet it's only the right corner that has been used.

Carbon Tiger

At only $9.99 part of me is sorely tempted just to buy that tap just so I can get a look at it :-) I mean it's beyond the level of messed I've ever seen on a PC-E tap. I've seen a few models but none look like that one. Is it just a really messed up tap or is it some yet as of unheard of "Bonk Stone" Model.
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esteban

Quote from: Carbon Tiger on 04/24/2007, 09:22 PMAt only $9.99 part of me is sorely tempted just to buy that tap just so I can get a look at it :-) I mean it's beyond the level of messed I've ever seen on a PC-E tap. I've seen a few models but none look like that one. Is it just a really messed up tap or is it some yet as of unheard of "Bonk Stone" Model.
This is why we love you. We should all chip in, buy this artifact, and take turns sharing it. I'm willing to put $3 towards this goal... any other takers?
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nat

Quote from: Carbon Tiger on 04/24/2007, 09:22 PMAt only $9.99 part of me is sorely tempted just to buy that tap just so I can get a look at it :-) I mean it's beyond the level of messed I've ever seen on a PC-E tap. I've seen a few models but none look like that one. Is it just a really messed up tap or is it some yet as of unheard of "Bonk Stone" Model.
But it's 85% NEW!!!!!!!

offsidewing

Quote from: stevek666 on 04/24/2007, 09:38 PM
Quote from: Carbon Tiger on 04/24/2007, 09:22 PMAt only $9.99 part of me is sorely tempted just to buy that tap just so I can get a look at it :-) I mean it's beyond the level of messed I've ever seen on a PC-E tap. I've seen a few models but none look like that one. Is it just a really messed up tap or is it some yet as of unheard of "Bonk Stone" Model.
This is why we love you. We should all chip in, buy this artifact, and take turns sharing it. I'm willing to put $3 towards this goal... any other takers?
You got my 3 bucks!  We need one more...

esteban

Quote from: nat on 04/24/2007, 09:39 PM
Quote from: Carbon Tiger on 04/24/2007, 09:22 PMAt only $9.99 part of me is sorely tempted just to buy that tap just so I can get a look at it :-) I mean it's beyond the level of messed I've ever seen on a PC-E tap. I've seen a few models but none look like that one. Is it just a really messed up tap or is it some yet as of unheard of "Bonk Stone" Model.
But it's 85% NEW!!!!!!!
85% broken. :)
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Carbon Tiger

Quote from: offsidewing on 04/24/2007, 10:49 PM
Quote from: stevek666 on 04/24/2007, 09:38 PM
Quote from: Carbon Tiger on 04/24/2007, 09:22 PMAt only $9.99 part of me is sorely tempted just to buy that tap just so I can get a look at it :-) I mean it's beyond the level of messed I've ever seen on a PC-E tap. I've seen a few models but none look like that one. Is it just a really messed up tap or is it some yet as of unheard of "Bonk Stone" Model.
This is why we love you. We should all chip in, buy this artifact, and take turns sharing it. I'm willing to put $3 towards this goal... any other takers?
You got my 3 bucks!  We need one more...
I'd consider this one it's for the good of the team  :mrgreen: now who would pay shipping........
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Seldane

Quote from: nat on 04/24/2007, 08:12 PMI was poking around the PC Engine section of his store. Check out this relic:

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEC-PC-ENGINE-DUO-JAPAN-JOY-TAP-Multi-Tap-offer-3-port_W0QQitemZ290014906390QQihZ019QQcategoryZ187QQcmdZViewItem

Look at the picture. Look at it closely. Study it. First of all, what the hell is it? I've never seen a 'Tap like this before.

Next, check out the part where he talks about the condition. This thing is 85% NEW!!!! "Very good condition"!!! Jesus, I'd hate to see one of his 100% old items.
Ha ha ha, it's famous. I posted a thread about that a year ago or something. It's hilarious. :P
Quote from: Seldane on 04/21/2007, 07:28 PMDVDs are for suckers. Illegally pirated and stolen videos all the way. No menus. No "DO NOT PIRATE THIS!" screens. No fuss. Only perfection. I honestly only pirate movies because that "don't pirate this" screen annoys me. :wink:
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Indeed, it's AV time. Check out: IMG! Sir, the door was open.

offsidewing

I'll contribute $10 towards the beauty.  I may take it to a jeweler and have them turn it into a necklace or something, a la Flava-Flave.  j/k

We could turn this thing into a kind of "My week with the Hard Stone Tap."  Different forum members have it for a week and post pics with it.  Then mail it to another member.  It's like taking care of the classroom hamster in 4th grade.

This may be funny only to me, and would require people to run to the post office, but I'm chuckling thinking about it.

Seldane

I love the idea. A lot.
Quote from: Seldane on 04/21/2007, 07:28 PMDVDs are for suckers. Illegally pirated and stolen videos all the way. No menus. No "DO NOT PIRATE THIS!" screens. No fuss. Only perfection. I honestly only pirate movies because that "don't pirate this" screen annoys me. :wink:
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Indeed, it's AV time. Check out: IMG! Sir, the door was open.

guyjin

i would also participate in the stone tap wackiness  :D

nat

We could post a visual blog in the vein of Keranu's PC-FX picnic.

Carbon Tiger

This idea is made of sheer awesome and win. This needs to happen.

It could be a series of Stone Tap Reports live from across the USA. We can even do a map to follow the Stone Tap's travels across the country.
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offsidewing

I'm just going to buy it.  First, I should make sure that I'm actually going to get what's pictured.  It would be a huge let down to get this tap in any better condition.

Seldane

Quote from: offsidewing on 04/25/2007, 01:48 PMIt would be a huge let down to get this tap in any better condition.
Never thought I'd read something like that in my lifetime. :P
Quote from: Seldane on 04/21/2007, 07:28 PMDVDs are for suckers. Illegally pirated and stolen videos all the way. No menus. No "DO NOT PIRATE THIS!" screens. No fuss. Only perfection. I honestly only pirate movies because that "don't pirate this" screen annoys me. :wink:
IMG
Indeed, it's AV time. Check out: IMG! Sir, the door was open.

Keranu

Haha, way to go, offsidewing! I fully support your purchase!
Quote from: TurboXray on 01/02/2014, 09:21 PMAdding PCE console specific layer on top of that, makes for an interesting challenge (no, not a reference to Ys II).
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nat

Quote from: offsidewing on 04/25/2007, 01:48 PMIt would be a huge let down to get this tap in any better condition.
Better send the seller and question and make sure it's still in 85% NEW condition.

Carbon Tiger

It begins..............

In all seriousness if this thing is 85% NEW~! what the hell is 0%, small amounts of internal wiring attached to a PC-E connector socket ?
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offsidewing

I just bought the tap.  $17.99 shipped.  Expect pics as soon as I receive this bad boy.   :dance:

Also, we will need to get a sign up sheet going of who wants to take turns with this thing.

85% New...

Keranu

Haha, that's so awesome. Do you think maybe some day you could sell it to me so I could ues it for an episode of Console Chronicles?
Quote from: TurboXray on 01/02/2014, 09:21 PMAdding PCE console specific layer on top of that, makes for an interesting challenge (no, not a reference to Ys II).
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offsidewing

Heck, I could supply the tap on a contractual basis and get a "Producers Credit" in the next episode.

The opening titles could read like a Bond film...

"(insert Offsidewing's clever production company name here) in association with Keranu Films present Crusty Turbo Tap as Ian Fleming's James Bond in Ridley Scott's..  85% NEW"

Keranu

Haha, 85% NEW. That will never get old.  :mrgreen:
Quote from: TurboXray on 01/02/2014, 09:21 PMAdding PCE console specific layer on top of that, makes for an interesting challenge (no, not a reference to Ys II).
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grahf

If only it could talk... i'd love to hear that things story.

Turbo D

Offsidewing, You are one cool dude for buying that tap   :lol: =D>
Quote from: MissaFX on 01/06/2008, 12:10 PMMy idea of gaming is a couple of friends over, a couple of drinks, a couple of medical-handrolled-game-enhancing-cigs and a glowing box you all worship.
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Carbon Tiger

This is greatness.
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offsidewing

Quote from: grahf on 04/26/2007, 07:12 PMIf only it could talk... i'd love to hear that things story.
It will talk, and when it talks, it will have a Sean Connery accent.  It's going to be one suave mofo.  He's going to have to be really smooth, cause he ain't gunna get things done on looks.

We need to give this thing a name.  I'm open to anything.

Tatsujin

Quote from: Keranu on 04/26/2007, 05:27 PMHaha, 85% NEW. That will never get old.  :mrgreen:
dude, you're 85% RIGHT!
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Joe Redifer

"85% NEW" is the perfect name for that "thing".

offsidewing

Oooo...  According to the Engrish email I received, I should have good ol' "Eight-Five" in my possession by May 7th. 

Expect pics...

Tatsujin

we'll expect :D
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PCE Games countdown: 690/737 (47 to go or 93.6% clear)
PCE Shmups countdown: 111/111 (all clear!!)
Sega does what Nintendon't, but only NEC does better than both together!^^
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Nazi NecroPhile

I demand a stickied thread for '85'.  It must not be forgotten and buried under any other threads.
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

esteban

Quote from: offsidewing on 04/26/2007, 02:37 PMI just bought the tap.  $17.99 shipped.  Expect pics as soon as I receive this bad boy.   :dance:

Also, we will need to get a sign up sheet going of who wants to take turns with this thing.

85% New...
Holy crap. I will paypal a donation to you, just for taking the plunge. You can hold onto the artifact for as long as you like :). I trust that one day, even if it is years from now, I will be able to hold this tap in my own mortal hands.

Has anyone found the old thread? The dude has been trying to sell this tap for a long time....
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Oli_lar

I thought that it was a wood carving at first. God I wonder where that thing has been.

offsidewing

Is it May 7th yet???

offsidewing


Carbon Tiger

Now this should prove interesting.....
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peperocket

Vive la Supergrafx !!!

offsidewing

A deep cleansing bleach bath awaits it's arrival...

and probably a Tetanus shot for me too, just to be safe.