Jelloslug Sealed Winners - AND SHITLIST (that's right, I'm watching you...)

[Psycho Nulltard]

Since Jelloslug is too busy making awesome 3D shit and giving away sealed games to bother enforcing the one and only rule to enter his raffles, I'm taking it upon myself to keep you motherfuckers in check. SHAME ON YOU (unless you actually followed through on making a video, which as of this writing only two of the troll scourge of the community have bothered to do).

Raffle #1 - Sealed Sonic Spike
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=16751
Winner: Ninja16608
Quote: Put my dog in the fight too please :-) love the VGA smell lol  After thought: If i win a video will be in full order with a nice message attached for the VGA crowd :-)
Status: wayback.youtu.be/4vysOrbRGCQ Tales from the Vga side- The opening of a 20+ year old game.

Raffle #2 - Sealed TV Sports Basketball
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=16919
Winner: paybacks3
Quote: Popping Tags...  Put me down.    Can I create Lebron James ?
Status: NO VIDEO, but at least took a pic (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/canilivema/20140602_125456.jpg)

Raffle #3 - Sealed Sidearms
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17022
Winner: BigusSchmuck
Quote: Awesome, I can't wait to open it up! Thanks again!
Status: NO VIDEO

Raffle #4 - Sealed Final Lap Twin
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17098
Winner: Nulltard
Quote: I normally sit out HuCARD raffles, but I've got this thing for boxes... plus I don't have this one yet.  Señor Jelloslug, please sign me up! I will make a legendary unboxing video, directed by Ron Jeremy.
Status:

Raffle #5 - Sealed Davis Cup Tennis
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17188
Winner: Elder
Quote: What I will do though is post the 'boring' unboxing video on my channel so hopefully more people find these awesome forums, and the kick ass people who take part here.  Maybe I can piece something creative together ;)
Status: NO VIDEO

Raffle #6 - Sealed Fantasy Zone
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17310
Winner: Lost Monkey
Quote: Please sign me up for this raffle. I promise a deflowering of Caligulan proportions.
Status: NO VIDEO

Raffle #7 - Sealed Dragon Spirit
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17501
Winner: elderbroom
Quote: (Sept 10, 2014) I will put together some photos of the grand opening, and playing of this sealed gem most likely this weekend.
Status: NO VIDEO

Raffle #8 - Sealed Power Golf (2 winners)
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17682
Winner: owlnonymous
Quote: (October 6, 2014) Please add me. I'll make a video
Status: NO VIDEO
Winner: galam
Quote: (September 16, 2014) I would like an entry, please.  I want to make the video.
Status: NO VIDEO

[bob]

goverrats

[DeshDildo]

You ungrateful, non-video producing turds!  It's almost as bad as the non-post office finding turds.

[MrFulci]

Nice list, Nulltard.

Seeing that  Elderbroom posted pics of himself with the Mystery package, I'm betting he'll be next with a video.

[Ninja16608]

It's really simple......win a game.... post a vid.   I hope slug kills the raffles till some of the clowns with no video post them. .....wait I may have bought a few of the sealed copies from ebay lol turds.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

The video is a request, not a condition of entry.

Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.

[ToyMachine78]

The video is a request, not a condition of entry.

Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.

Nully just wanted to use this thread to inconspicuously promote his Ron Jeremy shout out. Shame on you Nully and your self aggrandizement

[esteban]

I love the public shaming!

We should pin a scarlet letter on the bastards who betrayed us.

The video is a request, not a condition of entry.

Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.

Nully just wanted to use this thread to inconspicuously promote his Ron Jeremy shout out. Shame on you Nully and your self aggrandizement

Hahahahhahajajjajjajajajaja.

Trüe storie.

[ToyMachine78]

It was a cool unboxing vid.... Err... Too bad you didn't actually unbox the damn thing and play it! What a waste... That's one I've been wanting too

[BlueBMW]

I remember when I did the duo giveaway and that young guy won it... He did a nice opening video for us.  Might be a neat thread to dig up to show these peeps how its done!

[ToyMachine78]

I remember when I did the duo giveaway and that young guy won it... He did a nice opening video for us.  Might be a neat thread to dig up to show these peeps how its done!

You gave away a duo!!?? Holy shit! Your turbo karma runneth over!

[ToyMachine78]

It was a cool unboxing vid.... Err... Too bad you didn't actually unbox the damn thing and play it! What a waste... That's one I've been wanting too

Part two is coming. Turd.

Hiiiiiiii-dee-ho Nulltard! ;D

[PunkCryborg]

Nice one Nulltard. Step up guys come on making a vid or at least taking pics is incredibly easy these days. We all have smart phones now heh

[DeshDildo]

Part two is coming to a youtube near you 2017 Turd.

Fixed and updated for realism.

[cr8zykuban0]

so many winners, so little vids.

[BlueBMW]

You gave away a duo!!?? Holy shit! Your turbo karma runneth over!

It was quite a while ago... I think the turbo karma has been expended by now.

Alright here's the thread: https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=10475.0

And here's the video:  https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=10475.msg201680#msg201680

[HailingTheThings]

The video is a request, not a condition of entry.

Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.

Nully just wanted to use this thread to inconspicuously promote his Ron Jeremy shout out. Shame on you Nully and your self aggrandizement

Tis what makes the world go 'round

[jelloslug]

It would be nice if people would at least take a pic or two.

[esteban]

Slacker winners. Duly noted.

[bob]

It would be nice if people would at least take a pic or two.

Agreed. OP updated to include the latest two slacker winners.

Hey spambot.... Give it time to arrive, moron. I know living in kansas, the mail arrives same day it was shipped, but in the civilized world it takes a few days.

[BigusSchmuck]

Cya bud!
Joking, I honestly forgotten to post the video of my cat going berserk for the game. Will post it soon so stay tuned.

[esteban]

Cya bud!
Joking, I honestly forgotten to post the video of my cat going berserk for the game. Will post it soon so stay tuned.

WARNING: Giant Video "Check is in the mail" approaching!

 

[esteban]

My favorite part of this thread is that I myself am procrastinating not only on part 2 of my unboxing video (game Iis still sealed), but have been procrastifucking 6 people with art contest prizes. They're all sorted and ready to go, but for some reason I just never ship them :/  I blame obama.

I think I told galam I was making a new Turbo Doodle a year ago. I can't even remember if I filmed anything I can use. If I filmed anything at all.

So, it's all good.  

[elderbroom]

There are pictures coming .. I promise ! I haven't opened the Dragon Spirit yet as everything is boxed up while I renovate (my entire collection is packed up to avoid the saw dust, drywall dust). I just saw this thread now, and think it's great.  Do call out the raffle winners. I will do my very best to get photos out by end of the month, and I am also planning a solid raffle for November. Sorry for being slow, I can assure you I am very grateful to have won.

[esteban]

There are pictures coming .. I promise ! I haven't opened the Dragon Spirit yet as everything is boxed up while I renovate (my entire collection is packed up to avoid the saw dust, drywall dust). I just saw this thread now, and think it's great.  Do call out the raffle winners. I will do my very best to get photos out by end of the month, and I am also planning a solid raffle for November. Sorry for being slow, I can assure you I am very grateful to have won.

Even if you take a three-step series of "unboxing" the game. Or a wacky, absurd photo.

Just be sure to take a photo.

[elderbroom]

Okay, I just updated the original raffle thread with my posted pictures. The Dragon Spirit Ceremonial Unboxing.  https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17501.90  Again, sorry it took so long !

May I be excused from the SHITLIST now ? 

[Psycho Punch]

How long it will take you to edit the part 2 of the video where Ron Jeremy... "unseals" the box?

[owlnonymous]

I didn't want to make the shit list, so I made a video. DEATH TO ALL SEALED GAMES!

https://instagram.com/p/uml0j0he4M/

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[bob]

When zombies with syphillus attack, im calling you for survival pointers.

(Who puts PCE magical chase in a fire box?)

[bob]

ok, I FINALLY opened Power Golf

Part 1... (8 mins)

Part 2... (1 min)

[jtucci31]

Better than i ever could have imagined 

[Psycho Punch]

Gourmet obey!

RIP cardboard box

[cjameslv]

ok, I FINALLY opened Power Golf

Part 1...
https://youtu.be/OilHRWPoVZU

Part 2...
https://youtu.be/M-FHrIIa0L4

Part 1: Adding a slice of cheese to your obey is genius! The tap to see if the case was hot was hilarious. 

Part 2: OBEY built to last!

Thank you for the visual treat!

[esteban]

WHAT THE F@CK AM I WATCHING?

STOP IT!

STOP IT!

HOLY SHITE, STOP!

This video was the equivalent of kicking a puppy.

The poor little Huey never hurt anybody!

IN CLOSING: YOU GOTTA PLAY AT LEAST ONE HOLE, GODDAMMIT.

ONE HOLE.

A FEW STROKES.

[HailingTheThings]

Wow. WTF? Seriously...

[wildfruit]

The shrink-wrap yes. But the box? The box hurt no one.

[esteban]

ONE HOLE,

Dammit.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Well that was sad.  Not even Power Golf deserves that kind of abuse. 

[o.pwuaioc]

I'm OK with this.

[esteban]

Play one damn hole.

It's a nice little game.

[MrFlutterPie]

I'd play Bailey Jay's one hole...and maybe a few strokes...

[Psycho Punch]

I'd play Bailey Jay's one hole...and maybe a few strokes...

Nulltard and Hailing ruined this forum.

[bob]

Wait until you see the next tg related item that is probably going to meet this same fate

And the power golf still works. Fuck cardboard, there is a reason most people threw them out back in the day.

[HailingTheThings]

I'd play Bailey Jay's one hole...and maybe a few strokes...

Nulltard and Hailing ruined this forum.

Yeah.

Wait until you see the next tg related item that is probably going to meet this same fate

And the power golf still works. Fuck cardboard, there is a reason most people threw them out back in the day.

But you ruined the manual too. Poor little manual. Didn't even have the chance to well, ya know.. manual?

[bob]

It actually didnt get damaged too bad. Can still manual.

[MrFulci]

That was a unique way to open the game.

I wouldn't mourn the loss of Power Golf's other accessories, though. I recall TZD mentioning they had enough copies, to line the walls of his mausoleum, when he dies. I think that may have been in Aaron's interview with him, that's featured on this site.... . I also think, the game was only $5 or so, for a while.

Boiling a Magical Chase, Dynastic Hero, Jackie Chan Action Kung-Fu, Beyond Shadowgate, Might and Magic 3, etc.... That would REALLY be something. Stupid, due to resale value of it, but, it would be more memorable than Power Golf.

[HailingTheThings]

It actually didnt get damaged too bad. Can still manual.

Yay!!!!!!

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[esteban]

Hahahahahshashs.

+1 galam
+1 hailing

This is already the best Power Golf thread in the history of the cosmos.

I shudder to think what galam has in store for any other poor Hueys.

[bob]

It actually didnt get damaged too bad. Can still manual.

Yay!!!!!!

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LOL. 

[ToyMachine78]

Yum... Power Golf noodle soup... My fav. Why wasn't I invited to dinner!?