Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a sealed, brand new Golden Sun for DS.


RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

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DISCLAIMER:A couple things need to happen before I call a winner.
A, We need a few entries, I like to wait until we are at least reach page 2 of the thread
B. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Hit the Ice 2 - worst sequel ever.

[DeshDildo]

While filming FMV sequences for the new game T.V. Sports Figure Skating, Vadim Shitslov could not hide the fact he shit himself while lifting partner Anna Zykov.  You can tell it was a real stinker by the look of horror on Anna ' s face.

[xcrement5x]

Is this how you find the G-spot?

[SephirothTNH]

Ladies and gentlemen.  Welcome to Kamasutra on ice Nulltard's magical chase through cjameslv.

[OldMan]

Not an entry:

Kimmi realizes she should have taken that diet seriously...

[cjameslv]

Well if your gonna raffle this shit crap, might as well make it a pile of crap...

Bonus addon for winner:
Official Prima Strategy Guide

Yeah that's right, whoever wins will also win a sealed strategy guide for it.

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[bob]

Well if your gonna raffle this shit crap, might as well make it a pile of crap...

Bonus addon for winner:
Official Prima Strategy Guide

Yeah that's right, whoever wins will also win a sealed strategy guide for it.

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Please don't hijack.  I always post the winner in the thread, feel free to PM them and see if they want the guide.

[ToyMachine78]

The american cover art for Future Boy Conan ( MIRAI SHŌNEN CONAN)

[HailingTheThings]

Blue Boy - "Please don't shit! Please don't shit!"

Red Girl - "Please don't shit! Please don't shit!"

[wildfruit]

Sergei realises Anya took the idea of a reach around too far.

[InfraMan]

"Oh man, I can't wait to try out my awesome new Ping-Pong Ball Launcher™! Ready.... aim......."

[Medic_wheat]

"The next  DoxPhile Facebook profile"

[esteban]

  

NOT an entry, obviously, but this was the only way I wanted to contribute to this thread.

SO SUCK MY LEFT ONE.

[esteban]

Esteban, at least you didn't do Dracula X with that... because, you know... depending on the time of the month, the vampiric blood sucking could be construed as icky.

Well, for either game, "X" marks the spot.

Or so they say.

[bob]

I MIGHT alter the rule for that one.

[cjameslv]

Soooo, you got a winner yet there galam?