Portland Retro Gaming Convention 2015 October 17th-18th

[MNKyDeth]

Lol that's awesome....

Tell you what.... no, makes you feel warmer lube... I hear it's like a volcano just went off. o.O

[NecroPhile]

Mmm-hmm, you just heard that it's like a volcano. 

[DildoKKKobold]

Midwest Gaming Classic is about the same size as PRGE, but is much more focused on actually gaming and pinball. PRGE seems focused mostly on buying and selling. The vendor tent is probably 1/3rd the size of PRGE's vendor hall. However, the other parts of MGC are massively larger than PRGE. There are rooms for Turbo, Nintendo, and etc. The arcade & console area must be 4-5x larger.

[BigusSchmuck]

Dk was cosplay jade?

She didn't win the contest unfortunately. Not even a honorable mention, Strawberry Shortcake and Rapunzel got 1st and 2nd respectively.

[ToyMachine78]

Strawberry SC was hawt!

[PCEngineHell]

How about you get off your video games, and get a real job? Oh wait, our friendly keyboard warrior is too good for a job.

Ahh lol Sorry guy, got a job, today is my off day. Just spending the day gaming till I go out this evening with a friend to see Crimson Peak. I know, that's a super hard concept for you to grasp, legit jobs, having off days, spending the free time doing stuff you enjoy lol. The irony of all this is you're a scrub in video game forum, demanding others go to work when you're too busy to go to work yourself. All because you cant tear yourself away from your own keyboard.

All because your little pathetic, childish, emotionally unstable ass is too busy stressing over who is trolling you at any given hour or min, or about the game convention stuff, and who recognized you there, and who didn't, or who misused your name. All while trying to comment on others lives, other people you don't even know on a personal level. Maybe if you'd log off, concern yourself with your own work or life or whatever, you'd not have to stress over this forum and game convention stuff, who got your name confused, or what others do on their days off. I mean seriously, you'll drive yourself to a early grave at this rate. Its stupid man. Just stupid as fuck all.





PS, if someone confused me with you in public too, I'd probably be offended myself. I can sympathize with Bigus plight.

[majors]

...There are rooms for Turbo, [end, nothing else matters]

Yes, more about the gaming...and drinking!

[BigusSchmuck]

...There are rooms for Turbo, [end, nothing else matters]

Yes, more about the gaming...and drinking!

Trust me, there was plenty of that going on at the after hours party and in our hotel room. It was after the vendor side closed I really got down on that Joust Pinball game (Yes I know I have said it like three times in this thread lol).

Strawberry SC was hawt!

Yeah she even smelled of strawberries too. Like almost overwhelming, made me hungry for some strawberry shortcake.

[Sarumaru]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

[BigusSchmuck]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

[syphic]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em!

[DildoKKKobold]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Not even with the hair?!?

[BigusSchmuck]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Yeah my buddy was saying the same thing. Kind of irritated him a bit that some of the tourney's weren't advertised on the PRGE page (not until the day of) and no fighting tourney this year. Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

[ToyMachine78]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Yeah my buddy was saying the same thing. Kind of irritated him a bit that some of the tourney's weren't advertised on the PRGE page (not until the day of) and no fighting tourney this year. Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Bogus your buddy looks like a SmashUp of Abe Lincoln and les claypool lol looks like a fun dude to hang with.

[BigusSchmuck]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Yeah my buddy was saying the same thing. Kind of irritated him a bit that some of the tourney's weren't advertised on the PRGE page (not until the day of) and no fighting tourney this year. Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Bogus your buddy looks like a SmashUp of Abe Lincoln and les claypool lol looks like a fun dude to hang with.

Yeah, I still need to fix the videos he took. lol. He loved fucking with people by going Hail Satan just to see their reactions. No filters on this guy.

[ToyMachine78]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Yeah my buddy was saying the same thing. Kind of irritated him a bit that some of the tourney's weren't advertised on the PRGE page (not until the day of) and no fighting tourney this year. Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Bogus your buddy looks like a SmashUp of Abe Lincoln and les claypool lol looks like a fun dude to hang with.

Yeah, I still need to fix the videos he took. lol. He loved fucking with people by going Hail Satan just to see their reactions. No filters on this guy.

Sounds like my kinda guy. I love watching southerners here squirm when you tell them you don't believe in god. It completely sucks the air out of the room and they stammer to change the topic while looking at you like you you just grew a second head lol

[BigusSchmuck]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Yeah my buddy was saying the same thing. Kind of irritated him a bit that some of the tourney's weren't advertised on the PRGE page (not until the day of) and no fighting tourney this year. Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Bogus your buddy looks like a SmashUp of Abe Lincoln and les claypool lol looks like a fun dude to hang with.

Yeah, I still need to fix the videos he took. lol. He loved fucking with people by going Hail Satan just to see their reactions. No filters on this guy.

Sounds like my kinda guy. I love watching southerners here squirm when you tell them you don't believe in god. It completely sucks the air out of the room and they stammer to change the topic while looking at you like you you just grew a second head lol

If you watch the video (the 5 minute wonky one) he does a good commentary and mentions that Satan and Buddha likes video games too lol. I forgot that there was this vendor that had a Laseractive game 3D Museum. Almost bought it for the hell of it, but $125 dollars was a bit much.

[syphic]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Yeah my buddy was saying the same thing. Kind of irritated him a bit that some of the tourney's weren't advertised on the PRGE page (not until the day of) and no fighting tourney this year. Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Bogus your buddy looks like a SmashUp of Abe Lincoln and les claypool lol looks like a fun dude to hang with.

Yeah, I still need to fix the videos he took. lol. He loved fucking with people by going Hail Satan just to see their reactions. No filters on this guy.

Sounds like my kinda guy. I love watching southerners here squirm when you tell them you don't believe in god. It completely sucks the air out of the room and they stammer to change the topic while looking at you like you you just grew a second head lol

If you watch the video (the 5 minute wonky one) he does a good commentary and mentions that Satan and Buddha likes video games too lol. I forgot that there was this vendor that had a Laseractive game 3D Museum. Almost bought it for the hell of it, but $125 dollars was a bit much.

That was my buddy Don. I was tempted to pick it up myself. Decided to trade for some of his Sega Genesis stuff.

[BigusSchmuck]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

Definitely going back next year. It was a blast. They really need to make this show 3 days. Just not enough time to see and do it all. Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em! 

Yeah my buddy was saying the same thing. Kind of irritated him a bit that some of the tourney's weren't advertised on the PRGE page (not until the day of) and no fighting tourney this year. Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Bogus your buddy looks like a SmashUp of Abe Lincoln and les claypool lol looks like a fun dude to hang with.

Yeah, I still need to fix the videos he took. lol. He loved fucking with people by going Hail Satan just to see their reactions. No filters on this guy.

Sounds like my kinda guy. I love watching southerners here squirm when you tell them you don't believe in god. It completely sucks the air out of the room and they stammer to change the topic while looking at you like you you just grew a second head lol

If you watch the video (the 5 minute wonky one) he does a good commentary and mentions that Satan and Buddha likes video games too lol. I forgot that there was this vendor that had a Laseractive game 3D Museum. Almost bought it for the hell of it, but $125 dollars was a bit much.

That was my buddy Don. I was tempted to pick it up myself. Decided to trade for some of his Sega Genesis stuff.

Yeah it was like the second time I came across Laseractive games in the wild. The first was at Retro Game Trader 2 years ago. Tried to tell me I need a PAL Laseractive to play Japanese Mega LD disks. Instead of arguing with the guy, I just shook my head and looked at his other wares.

[majors]

... Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Sounds like my kinda con. Was this back at the hotel or was there a slack open bottle policy?

... Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Not the biggest projection we could get b/c the room was tight at AWA! I'll have a sweet setup for Youmacon next week...I'm gonna have a 20" PVM running RGB along with a projector thrown up on a screen.

[BigusSchmuck]

... Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Sounds like my kinda con. Was this back at the hotel or was there a slack open bottle policy?

... Would have been really neat to see 10 player Saturn Bomberman in all it's glory though the screen better be gigantic!

Not the biggest projection we could get b/c the room was tight at AWA! I'll have a sweet setup for Youmacon next week...I'm gonna have a 20" PVM running RGB along with a projector thrown up on a screen.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

[gekioh]

I wanna say thanks to Joe (and Dave) for stopping by my booth as well. It was good to meet DK also, funny though because we crossed paths at CGE one year and didn't even know it. It was good to see Syphic again too. Last time we hanged, neither of us was sober for long lol. Definitely going to PRGE next year!

Like was mentioned before, we really should try to get a group together of us for next year. Would have been that more epic!

I second the notion, definitely a group photo next year.

[BigusSchmuck]

I fixed up my videos of the thing, though I'm sure there are better ones out there. lol I'm curious if anyone got a good video of my ass getting handed on Puzzle Fighter (won once, lost twice). I probably could have done better if that damn Saturn didn't freeze for a sec and a hellish hangover from the depths of Hades...

[NightWolve]

Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em!

Don't lie...

[DildoKKKobold]

Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em!

Don't lie...

I agree! I was one of the hotties!

[Sarumaru]

Saw some hotties there too.... and no DK you weren't one of em!

Don't lie...

I agree! I was one of the hotties!

His mane was majestic.. like a macaque!

[jeffhlewis]

If you guys haven't been, you really should hit up MGC in 2016. A bunch of us PCEFXer folks are part of the museum staff, and the show is very much focused on the actual act of...playing video games. If you want to buy collectard shit, there's a sizable vendor space as well, plus arcades and pinballs and whatnot.

Plus there's a dedicated room for Turbo, featuring Joshua and gang. Enough said!

[Sarumaru]

If you guys haven't been, you really should hit up MGC in 2016. A bunch of us PCEFXer folks are part of the museum staff, and the show is very much focused on the actual act of...playing video games. If you want to buy collectard shit, there's a sizable vendor space as well, plus arcades and pinballs and whatnot.

Plus there's a dedicated room for Turbo, featuring Joshua and gang. Enough said!

Hmmm.. it's been a while since I've been to a con as an attendee. Maybe MGC will be the con I go to for funs.

[majors]

Hmmm.. it's been a while since I've been to a con as an attendee. Maybe MGC will be the con I go to for funs.

Same boat here. MGC is my "I-don't-have-to-do-shit" con...just conversate, drink and NOT set my alarm! Plus the location is next to a mall, so it's not a food desert and there is a grocery store you can walk to for supplies, aka BEER!

[Joe Redifer]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

[BigusSchmuck]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

As long as I got a good supply of energy drinks I'm good to go! Oh yeah, lots of vitamins from this illness ugh.

[PukeSter]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

As long as I got a good supply of energy drinks I'm good to go! Oh yeah, lots of vitamins from this illness ugh.

I'm not sure if I could stay awake for 36 hours lowballing people for Metroid nes at any social event haha.

[BigusSchmuck]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

As long as I got a good supply of energy drinks I'm good to go! Oh yeah, lots of vitamins from this illness ugh.

I'm not sure if I could stay awake for 36 hours lowballing people for Metroid nes at any social event haha.

Lowballing? lol They were asking for $20 for Metroid, I just asked for half. Let me guess, you knew or were one of the vendors that was selling it?

[PukeSter]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

As long as I got a good supply of energy drinks I'm good to go! Oh yeah, lots of vitamins from this illness ugh.

I'm not sure if I could stay awake for 36 hours lowballing people for Metroid nes at any social event haha.

Lowballing? lol They were asking for $20 for Metroid, I just asked for half. Let me guess, you knew or were one of the vendors that was selling it?

I was a cameraman at the event, filming some of the cool games the vendors were selling. I managed to score some footage of you akwardly shouting prices negotiating Metroid my friend!

It was a great experience overall.

[CGQuarterly]

I remember getting flamed back in the day on AtariAge for asking $5 for a Metroid cart.  And I think it was the yellow-label version.

Edit: The drama in this thread isn't exactly making me regret skipping the expo this year.  And to save everyone the effort, "Jibba is a crybaby faggot, blah blah blah."

[Sarumaru]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

As long as I got a good supply of energy drinks I'm good to go! Oh yeah, lots of vitamins from this illness ugh.

I'm not sure if I could stay awake for 36 hours lowballing people for Metroid nes at any social event haha.

Lowballing? lol They were asking for $20 for Metroid, I just asked for half. Let me guess, you knew or were one of the vendors that was selling it?

Interesting, I saw a metroid at PRGE for 20, asked if he would take 10 for it very kindly. he said 15, i said 12 and he said deal. Maybe it was the same guy?

[BigusSchmuck]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

As long as I got a good supply of energy drinks I'm good to go! Oh yeah, lots of vitamins from this illness ugh.

I'm not sure if I could stay awake for 36 hours lowballing people for Metroid nes at any social event haha.

Lowballing? lol They were asking for $20 for Metroid, I just asked for half. Let me guess, you knew or were one of the vendors that was selling it?

Interesting, I saw a metroid at PRGE for 20, asked if he would take 10 for it very kindly. he said 15, i said 12 and he said deal. Maybe it was the same guy?

Doubt it, he was a schmuck. Didn't have much more than 2hrs of sleep anyway. Negotiating game was off. I was more intersected in the joust pinball game to care

[sirhcman]

I was a cameraman at the event, filming some of the cool games the vendors were selling. I managed to score some footage of you akwardly shouting prices negotiating Metroid my friend!

It was a great experience overall.

Were you filming for Metal Jesus or that Nintendo Quest guy?

[Sarumaru]

Oh god please no do NOT suggest that the con be 3 days. That would be murder. I prefer 1 day cons myself.

As long as I got a good supply of energy drinks I'm good to go! Oh yeah, lots of vitamins from this illness ugh.

I'm not sure if I could stay awake for 36 hours lowballing people for Metroid nes at any social event haha.

Lowballing? lol They were asking for $20 for Metroid, I just asked for half. Let me guess, you knew or were one of the vendors that was selling it?

Interesting, I saw a metroid at PRGE for 20, asked if he would take 10 for it very kindly. he said 15, i said 12 and he said deal. Maybe it was the same guy?

Doubt it, he was a schmuck. Didn't have much more than 2hrs of sleep anyway. Negotiating game was off. I was more intersected in the joust pinball game to care

Oh? How was he a shmuck? Well, the guy I got it from had sort of poofy hair, thin and kind of tall-ish. their table was close to the back wall in the vendor hall. Seemed quiet but was nice enough to give me a good price on Metroid. Had some turbob stuff too like a duo and some gaemz.

[BigusSchmuck]

Didn't want to play ball so stfu. Like I said,was more interested in gaming.  Oh yeah another guy wanted $60 for his hacked Saturn 4 meg thing. Cool and all, but nothing I couldn't do.

[jtucci31]

I was a cameraman at the event, filming some of the cool games the vendors were selling. I managed to score some footage of you akwardly shouting prices negotiating Metroid my friend!

It was a great experience overall.

Were you filming for Metal Jesus or that Nintendo Quest guy?

[NightWolve]

Lot of shots being fired around here lately...

[BigusSchmuck]

Stfu?

playing ball?

maybe you didn't follow the socially acceptable haggling rules?

when I am looking for a deal, i respect the booth operator and don't make any introduction or conversation. It wastes both of our time. Rather, the polite thing to do is open negotiations and dialog simply by shouting a dollar value of 50% asking price.  Step two is crucial: if the offer is refused, immediately without any other words counter with an offer of 75% asking price.  If the seller blinks in bewilderment, leave without another word.

ideally, a negotiation would play out like this:

*buyer approaches booth without a word and selects $20 item.
[Buyer] TEN DOLLARS?
[Seller] 0_o
[Buyer] FIFTEEN DOLLARS?
[Seller] 0_0
*buyer leaves without a word.

Follow this advice and dealz are easy to come by.

Dude, every other vendor followed those rules, just not this one.

Lot of shots being fired around here lately...

Indeed... Speaking of shots, who's down?

[PukeSter]

I was a cameraman at the event, filming some of the cool games the vendors were selling. I managed to score some footage of you akwardly shouting prices negotiating Metroid my friend!

It was a great experience overall.

Were you filming for Metal Jesus or that Nintendo Quest guy?

Hey Siracha! Long time no see my friend!

Well, I'm doing this cameraman gig for my buddy GentleGamer. He and I are working on a new project known as NEC Quest!

Thanks to modern crowdfunding, we have stolen the money earned the support of gamers all across the world to film our expedition.

Join GentleGamer on a quest to fulfill the collectard dream, and buy every TurboGraphics-18 game in just 30 days! Will he succeed? Only Dark "DickfaceTAS" Kobold knows...

The $40 DVD will include special features such as

-Turbographics-18 buyers guide featuring MetalJesus
-negotiator tutorials from BigusSchmuck and Nulltard
-a free PCEWorks instruction manual copy of Renny Blaster
-PC Engine Video Review produced by Parallax Master A Black Falcon

and finally a free Obey button from Sarumaru

[Sarumaru]

Didn't want to play ball so stfu.

Smooth sweet-talkin' skillz!

[sirhcman]

I was a cameraman at the event, filming some of the cool games the vendors were selling. I managed to score some footage of you akwardly shouting prices negotiating Metroid my friend!

It was a great experience overall.

Were you filming for Metal Jesus or that Nintendo Quest guy?

Hey Siracha! Long time no see my friend!

Well, I'm doing this cameraman gig for my buddy GentleGamer. He and I are working on a new project known as NEC Quest!

Thanks to modern crowdfunding, we have stolen the money earned the support of gamers all across the world to film our expedition.

Join GentleGamer on a quest to fulfill the collectard dream, and buy every TurboGraphics-18 game in just 30 days! Will he succeed? Only Dark "DickfaceTAS" Kobold knows...

The $40 DVD will include special features such as

-Turbographics-18 buyers guide featuring MetalJesus
-negotiator tutorials from BigusSchmuck and Nulltard
-a free PCEWorks instruction manual copy of Renny Blaster
-PC Engine Video Review produced by Parallax Master A Black Falcon

and finally a free Obey button from Sarumaru

This has to be a joke.. I wonder what you are really filming...hmmm

[Gentlegamer]

I was a cameraman at the event, filming some of the cool games the vendors were selling. I managed to score some footage of you akwardly shouting prices negotiating Metroid my friend!

It was a great experience overall.

Were you filming for Metal Jesus or that Nintendo Quest guy?

Hey Siracha! Long time no see my friend!

Well, I'm doing this cameraman gig for my buddy GentleGamer. He and I are working on a new project known as NEC Quest!

Thanks to modern crowdfunding, we have stolen the money earned the support of gamers all across the world to film our expedition.

Join GentleGamer on a quest to fulfill the collectard dream, and buy every TurboGraphics-18 game in just 30 days! Will he succeed? Only Dark "DickfaceTAS" Kobold knows...

The $40 DVD will include special features such as

-Turbographics-18 buyers guide featuring MetalJesus
-negotiator tutorials from BigusSchmuck and Nulltard
-a free PCEWorks instruction manual copy of Renny Blaster
-PC Engine Video Review produced by Parallax Master A Black Falcon

and finally a free Obey button from Sarumaru

This is like the "This is Spinal Tap" of collectard/tubetard/e-celebtard videos.