Joe Redifer's mother contacted me

Psycho Nulltard · 06/28/2016, 07:08 PM

Joe Redifer's mother contacted me...

...wants me to interview everyone about fucking licorice and shit.

Joe Redifer · 06/28/2016, 08:21 PM

Black licorice is the ISIS edible products. That is a good pic of my mom, though.

CGQuarterly · 06/28/2016, 08:23 PM

Quote from: Nulltard on 06/28/2016, 07:08 PMJoe Redifer's mother contacted me...

God damnit. I told her to quit using my phone to make long distance calls.

Nazi NecroPhile · 06/29/2016, 12:03 PM

Only real men enjoy licorice.... because it hurts your mouth or something.

esteban · 06/30/2016, 10:13 AM

Joe Redifer's mother texted me.

She said: "Thank you, but you must have the wrong number. I do not have a son named 'Stephen'...also, my last name is 'Redifer', not 'Baldwin'. Please stop texting me.

NightWolve · 06/30/2016, 06:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just saw this now after Joe's other thread...

Eh, good one, Nulltard! You finally got a troll thread in worth a cheap laugh or two. ;)

TheClash603 · 07/01/2016, 08:17 AM

Does anyone else miss AOL chat rooms? Lonely housewives were everywhere, but I was only 14 and couldn't take advantage of it.

esteban · 07/01/2016, 08:53 AM

Quote from: Nulltard on 07/01/2016, 08:48 AM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 07/01/2016, 08:17 AMDoes anyone else miss AOL chat rooms? Lonely housewives were everywhere, but I was only 14 and couldn't take advantage of it.
They were all dudes, dude.

I never used AOL, but my friend had Prodigy service (early 90's) and it had kool chat rooms/discussion boards for the topics we loved (PC/C64/AppleII/music/fanzines/DIY).

I still wonder who the heck was on the other side of the monitor, typing on the keyboard. We never asked who they were or where they were from...

...but I hope a lot of them were lonely housewives.

TheClash603 · 07/01/2016, 09:45 AM

Quote from: Nulltard on 07/01/2016, 08:48 AM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 07/01/2016, 08:17 AMDoes anyone else miss AOL chat rooms? Lonely housewives were everywhere, but I was only 14 and couldn't take advantage of it.
They were all dudes, dude.

Lonely house dudes need love too and eyes can be closed. It's 2016 man...

CGQuarterly · 07/01/2016, 05:11 PM

Quote from: TheClash603 on 07/01/2016, 08:17 AMDoes anyone else miss AOL chat rooms? Lonely housewives were everywhere, but I was only 14 and couldn't take advantage of it.

a/s/l?

OldRover · 07/01/2016, 07:27 PM

old/yes/in your bed

wildfruit · 07/05/2016, 05:29 AM

This talk of old ladies reminds me of when I was delivering mail one time. I was 17, a woman, maybe early 40s not bad looking, comes out from her house dressed in a silk nightie " did you knock for me?" No I say and casually cycle off. About 2 years later it suddenly dawned on me I had probably missed the time of my life. The naivety of youth.

wildfruit · 07/05/2016, 08:42 AM

Nah find a brunette one

esteban · 07/05/2016, 11:06 AM

Why do I suddenly have the urge to buy a bag of balloons? And high heels? And TG-16?

Groover · 07/13/2016, 09:41 PM

Quote from: esteban on 07/05/2016, 11:06 AMWhy do I suddenly have the urge to buy a bag of balloons? And high heels? And TG-16?

I need a paper route is what I was thinking.

TheClash603 · 07/13/2016, 11:06 PM

I love being in my early 30s. It is the age where it dawned on me that women from 18 to 68 are all great in their own ways.

esteban · 07/14/2016, 12:40 AM

Quote from: TheClash603 on 07/13/2016, 11:06 PMI love being in my early 30s. It is the age where it dawned on me that women from 18 to 68 are all great in their own ways.

Yes.

wildfruit · 07/14/2016, 04:08 AM

Quote from: esteban on 07/14/2016, 12:40 AM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 07/13/2016, 11:06 PMI love being in my early 30s. It is the age where it dawned on me that women from 18 to 68 are all great in their own ways.
Yes.

Absolutely. Smiled at an obviously 60+ woman on the train the other day and when she gave a cheeky smile back it felt GOOD.

CGQuarterly · 07/14/2016, 09:47 AM

If anyone sees Joe's mom, she stole my electric toothbrush the last time she was here and I'd like it back.

esteban · 07/14/2016, 03:26 PM

Quote from: CGQuarterly on 07/14/2016, 09:47 AMIf anyone sees Joe's mom, she stole my electric toothbrush the last time she was here and I'd like it back.

In her defense, she saw the AARP sticker and assumed it was hers.