Did Keranu get a girlfriend?

Joe Redifer · 08/13/2007, 12:22 AM

I haven't seen Keranu around that much. So I can only assume he's been pussywhipped by some girl. That's usually what happens when people disappear suddenly, especially with their "first" real experience.

Either that or he died in a really cool lawnmower accident (sell the pieces on eBay).

Turbo D · 08/13/2007, 12:25 AM

I'll buy a piece, haha, jk. Ya, he probably did get a girlfriend. Or a job maybe. Or maybe even went to college or something, who knows.

TR0N · 08/13/2007, 12:29 AM

Quote from: turbo D on 08/13/2007, 12:25 AMI'll buy a piece, haha, jk. Ya, he probably did get a girlfriend. Or a job maybe. Or maybe even went to college or something, who knows.

Maybe he was kidnap by aliens and was give the anal probe

Who knows

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nat · 08/13/2007, 12:37 AM

If his new girlfriend looks anything like the chick in TRON's signature, I don't blame him. Not one bit.

PCEngineHell · 08/13/2007, 12:51 AM

Doubtful to all the above except maybe the job theory,as he always seems like the type to have his priorities straight,as in get money and buy games,worry about girls afterwards. I have nothing but contempt for relationships these days myself. Mine tend to last 2-5 years at a time and I always want out of them in the end. These days I am really enjoying the freedom of just being by myself and just worrying about my kids,and not dealing with greedy stupid selfish jealous fucking women. My last ex was extremely jealous of my kids when I took back custody of them. She started to treat them like crap,and had these double standards of her kids compared to mine like if one got into trouble. Needless to say I left that relationship.....

ParanoiaDragon · 08/13/2007, 01:39 AM

IIRC, Keranu has just been having some problems either the the net or with his computer. And Mike, my suggestion is to let the girl walk into your life. That's what worked for me anyways. Whenver I tried to find a girl, things never worked out.

Turbo D · 08/13/2007, 01:50 AM

Right now I'm trying to stay single. I was in a long relationship and am happy to be free.

Kitsunexus · 08/13/2007, 02:12 AM

Quote from: nat on 08/13/2007, 12:37 AMIf his new girlfriend looks anything like the chick in TRON's signature, I don't blame him. Not one bit.

QFT

TR0N · 08/13/2007, 03:57 AM

Quote from: nat on 08/13/2007, 12:37 AMIf his new girlfriend looks anything like the chick in TRON's signature, I don't blame him. Not one bit.

LOL i think if i had a gf like that i wouldn't be here either.

Turbo D · 08/13/2007, 06:12 AM

probably that girl plays turbo grafx

esteban · 08/13/2007, 09:25 AM

Personally, I thought he and the Frozen Neutopia folks were busy working on stuff.

But maybe it's just a simple problem with getting online, as someone suggested.

Don't forget, this is Keranu, folks.

Turbo D · 08/13/2007, 09:48 AM

Lets all post profanities and porn while the mod is away, mwahahahaha

Nazi NecroPhile · 08/13/2007, 10:42 AM

Quote from: turbo D on 08/13/2007, 09:48 AMLets all post profanities and porn while the mod is away, mwahahahaha

Hell, you can do that when he's around too - he doesn't mind.

My theory is that Keranu's spending his time with a hot chick that sports root beer flavored edible panties. It's a nice thought anyway.

CrackTiger · 08/13/2007, 07:01 PM

Its an internet issue. He hopes to be back in action tomorrow.

PCEngineHell · 08/13/2007, 08:36 PM

Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on 08/13/2007, 01:39 AMIIRC, Keranu has just been having some problems either the the net or with his computer. And Mike, my suggestion is to let the girl walk into your life. That's what worked for me anyways. Whenver I tried to find a girl, things never worked out.

My response is:

QuoteThese days I am really enjoying the freedom of just being by myself and just worrying about my kids,and not dealing with greedy stupid selfish jealous fucking women.

Seriously,I'm happy being alone,Ive been in serious relationships since I was 18,thats 12 years I can't get back in some ways. I don't have regrets,but I know enough now to know what I do not want is a relationship right now.

Turbo D · 08/13/2007, 09:06 PM

You are very wise my friend. I was in a serious relationship for 2 years after highskoo. since that I've been trying to stay single. You really miss out on alot of shit when ur tied down.

ParanoiaDragon · 08/13/2007, 09:41 PM

I used to be like that, I stopped whining about wanting a girlfriend(as I never really ever had one) & enjoyed the single life, it was great, then the woman who is now my wife waltzed into my life, & I'm really happy not being single now. So, so far, everything has worked out for the good.

CrackTiger · 08/13/2007, 09:50 PM

Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on 08/13/2007, 09:41 PMI used to be like that, I stopped whining about wanting a girlfriend(as I never really ever had one) & enjoyed the single life, it was great, then the woman who is now my wife waltzed into my life, & I'm really happy not being single now. So, so far, everything has worked out for the good.

Congradulation PD.

Too bad not everyone can live happily ever after(I'm one of the few so far

).

Hobo Xiphas · 08/14/2007, 06:07 PM

A school bus ran over his Internet connection.

Keranu · 08/14/2007, 07:32 PM

Aww, I'm glad to see people actually care ab00t me! Though how dare you accuse me of getting a girlfriend - you know I don't date!

The E! True Hollywood Story of what happened to me

As I reached the peak of my stardom of fame in the 80's, I started hanging around the wrong crowds. Instead of looking for new hot flicks to star in, I slipped my way into the night life of hanging out in clubs with the hottest celebrities and sniffing lines of coke off any woman I wanted to. My drug addiction got so bad that I couldn't even land a role in Munchie and before I could realize it, I was diagnosed with HIV. Time went on and AIDS was taking over my body and my cure for it was to inhale as much coke as I possibly could while playing rounds of Insector X over and over. After beating Insector X for the 956th time, AIDS had won and I laid dead on top of my Genesis (first model of course) with the "Jackin'" song of Insector X looping. But then one dark night, lightning struck my grave and I raised from it! Now in the new millenium, Keranu is BACK and this time as a CYBORGNETIC ZOMBIE and posting on PCEFX once more! THE END!

For those who were really interested, a thunder storm broke my DSL modem and instead of paying $50 for a new one, we switched to a cable internet service.

nat · 08/14/2007, 07:43 PM

Damn those motherfuckin' midwest thunder storms.

Keranu · 08/14/2007, 07:46 PM

I'm more upset at Crete's crappy power outages . ;)

nat · 08/14/2007, 08:04 PM

Wow. Is Crete, like, in the sticks or something? Or did they just recently fire everyone from your local power plant? I think I can remember only one power outage here in recent history. It was last winter when it snowed so much a large branch buckled under the weight and snapped a nearby power line.

Joe Redifer · 08/14/2007, 08:47 PM

We never have power outages out here because our power company went down to Best Buy and bought one of those APC UPS power supplies (or whatever they are called) that have a charged battery in them. The entire power plant is plugged into that, so there are never any hiccups.

TR0N · 08/14/2007, 09:12 PM

Quote from: Keranu on 08/14/2007, 07:32 PMAww, I'm glad to see people actually care ab00t me! Though how dare you accuse me of getting a girlfriend - you know I don't date!

The E! True Hollywood Story of what happened to me

As I reached the peak of my stardom of fame in the 80's, I started hanging around the wrong crowds. Instead of looking for new hot flicks to star in, I slipped my way into the night life of hanging out in clubs with the hottest celebrities and sniffing lines of coke off any woman I wanted to. My drug addiction got so bad that I couldn't even land a role in Munchie and before I could realize it, I was diagnosed with HIV. Time went on and AIDS was taking over my body and my cure for it was to inhale as much coke as I possibly could while playing rounds of Insector X over and over. After beating Insector X for the 956th time, AIDS had won and I laid dead on top of my Genesis (first model of course) with the "Jackin'" song of Insector X looping. But then one dark night, lightning struck my grave and I raised from it! Now in the new millenium, Keranu is BACK and this time as a CYBORGNETIC ZOMBIE and posting on PCEFX once more! THE END!

For those who were really interested, a thunder storm broke my DSL modem and instead of paying $50 for a new one, we switched to a cable internet service.

Well that clears, it up i thought you got a gf or was busted for selling drugs

Any ways you know how ppl get.. paranoid when a person isn't posting for a while

Joe Redifer · 08/14/2007, 09:49 PM

Yeah I was afraid. I didn't know what to do. I was curled up in a corner for days due to my paranoid fear. I just had to post hoping maybe, just maybe someone had an answer that could calm me. I need my Keranu fix!!!

Keranu · 08/14/2007, 09:51 PM

Quote from: nat on 08/14/2007, 08:04 PMWow. Is Crete, like, in the sticks or something? Or did they just recently fire everyone from your local power plant? I think I can remember only one power outage here in recent history. It was last winter when it snowed so much a large branch buckled under the weight and snapped a nearby power line.

Crete is just a very old town with very old power lines

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Quote from: JoeYeah I was afraid. I didn't know what to do. I was curled up in a corner for days due to my paranoid fear. I just had to post hoping maybe, just maybe someone had an answer that could calm me. I need my Keranu fix!!!

Don't worry, the moderator's back

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nat · 08/14/2007, 10:29 PM

Quote from: Keranu on 08/14/2007, 09:51 PM
Quote from: nat on 08/14/2007, 08:04 PMWow. Is Crete, like, in the sticks or something? Or did they just recently fire everyone from your local power plant? I think I can remember only one power outage here in recent history. It was last winter when it snowed so much a large branch buckled under the weight and snapped a nearby power line.
Crete is just a very old town with very old power lines .

Aren't you guys paying taxes that will take care of that?

esteban · 08/15/2007, 12:56 AM

Quote from: Keranu on 08/14/2007, 07:32 PMFor those who were really interested, a thunder storm broke my DSL modem and instead of paying $50 for a new one, we switched to a cable internet service.

Dude, a month or two ago lightning hit a tree next to our house (I should take a picture of the huge, cracked, barkless wound). Anyway, this caused a surge and ALL OF OUR PHONES broke. No joke. WTF?!! Our router was toast as well.

Thankfully, no damage to computers or our TV.

Joe Redifer · 08/15/2007, 12:58 AM

Long, long ago, lightning struck nearby and destroyed everything in the house connected to a phone line. That included all phones and my computer which had a dial-up modem. It literally fried a hole in the motherboard.

Keranu · 08/15/2007, 01:05 AM

Quote from: esteban on 08/15/2007, 12:56 AMDude, a month or two ago lightning hit a tree next to our house (I should take a picture of the huge, cracked, barkless wound). Anyway, this caused a surge and ALL OF OUR PHONES broke. No joke. WTF?!! Our router was toast as well.

Thankfully, no damage to computers or our TV.

Man, we have a ton of trees in our backyard and they get hit pretty often actually. Most recently (like a month ago) lightning took out a main branch off an apple tree (our only apple tree!)! Luckily lightning hasn't really hit any trees that are actually next to our house which could cause some big damage (especially the one out front that has a telephone line going through it!)

Quote from: JoeLong, long ago, lightning struck nearby and destroyed everything in the house connected to a phone line. That included all phones and my computer which had a dial-up modem. It literally fried a hole in the motherboard.

Hot damn! A friend told me before about how thunder storms can destroy your computer if you're connected on a dial up modem but I wasn't sure if that could actually happen. I find it amazing that it actually fried a hole in your motherboard!

Turbo D · 08/15/2007, 01:06 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 08/15/2007, 12:58 AMLong, long ago, lightning struck nearby and destroyed everything in the house connected to a phone line. That included all phones and my computer which had a dial-up modem. It literally fried a hole in the motherboard.

wow, thats cool

Joe Redifer · 08/15/2007, 01:08 AM

Lightning loves phone lines.

I think the hole may have been in the processor instead of the motherboard. It was one of the two.

Keranu · 08/15/2007, 01:10 AM

Do you still have that motherboard? Is it possible for you to post pictures?

Hobo Xiphas · 08/15/2007, 01:29 AM

There is way too much dissing of Crete in here, I am going to have to write an essay with footnotes about why you guys should not be messing with Crete as it would kick your ass more than Texas ever could.

Kitsunexus · 08/15/2007, 02:41 AM

Have you ever gone outside to the box that connects your ADSL to the phoneline and had the lightning resistor CRUMBLE in your hand? It died admirably in the line of duty, and just like a T-800 completed it's mission and it's prime directive, but DAMN.

Lightning is a harsh mistress.

ParanoiaDragon · 08/15/2007, 03:44 AM

We have power outages, almost every summer. So many people using up power with the air conditioners, now that partially includes myself, as I have one of those air conditioners where you stick the exhaust out the window, but everthing else stays inside.

nat · 08/15/2007, 10:43 AM

You people and your lighting. You obviously all live in the midwest.

Here on the west coast, we are lucky to see a single bolt of lightning during any given year, and it's usually a flash 10 miles away.

About the only natural disaster we really have to worry about are your friendly neighborhood earthquakes. Of course, I'd rather contend with an earthquake any day opposed to hurricanes, tornados, floods, or having to worry about being struck by lightning.

Turbo D · 08/15/2007, 10:48 AM

Ya, I think we get lightning every 2 years here on the west coast, haha. I haven't ever been awake during an earthquake, so I guess they aren't that bad.

esteban · 08/15/2007, 11:05 AM

Quote from: nat on 08/15/2007, 10:43 AMYou people and your lighting. You obviously all live in the midwest.

Here on the west coast, we are lucky to see a single bolt of lightning during any given year, and it's usually a flash 10 miles away.

About the only natural disaster we really have to worry about are your friendly neighborhood earthquakes. Of course, I'd rather contend with an earthquake any day opposed to hurricanes, tornados, floods, or having to worry about being struck by lightning.

I live in NJ now, but "winter" in southern california = a few overcast days and a few drizzles! Ha!

nat · 08/15/2007, 11:42 AM

Quote from: esteban on 08/15/2007, 11:05 AMI live in NJ now, but "winter" in southern california = a few overcast days and a few drizzles! Ha!

That's about right, even further north up the west coast. The only differences are more overcast days and some of the drizzles become showers. But still no biggie.

However, I'm all too familiar with New England winters-- my family is from New England and I still have some that live out there. We have a vacation house & property just outside Bath, Maine. I've got family all over from Bangor down to NYC and over to Connecticut. I enjoy visiting during winter, especially Christmas. Like you mentioned, out here we're lucky to have an overcast day and maybe some rain on Christmas day. Growing up I was spoiled every year with a "white Christmas" and it's just not the same here in the west.

esteban · 08/15/2007, 11:53 AM

Quote from: nat on 08/15/2007, 11:42 AM
Quote from: esteban on 08/15/2007, 11:05 AMI live in NJ now, but "winter" in southern california = a few overcast days and a few drizzles! Ha!
That's about right, even further north up the west coast. The only differences are more overcast days and some of the drizzles become showers. But still no biggie.

However, I'm all too familiar with New England winters-- my family is from New England and I still have some that live out there. We have a vacation house & property just outside Bath, Maine. I've got family all over from Bangor down to NYC and over to Connecticut. I enjoy visiting during winter, especially Christmas. Like you mentioned, out here we're lucky to have an overcast day and maybe some rain on Christmas day. Growing up I was spoiled every year with a "white Christmas" and it's just not the same here in the west.

Yeah, I moved back to the northeast because 95% of my family is here as well.

Bangor. I used to go camping in Maine and travel to Bangor because it was the only place to do stuff at night. And by "night", I mean "after 5:30 p.m." I did go to Stephen King's house (allegedly, anyway... the woman working in a small record shop might have been teasing us... but the house she directed us to did have gargoyles on the gates) just for the hell of it.

nat · 08/15/2007, 12:01 PM

Quote from: esteban on 08/15/2007, 11:53 AMI did go to Stephen King's house (allegedly, anyway... the woman working in a small record shop might have been teasing us... but the house she directed us to did have gargoyles on the gates) just for the hell of it.

For someone who spent virtually half his childhood in Maine, I'm somewhat embarassed to say I never visited Stephen King's house.

Quote from: esteban on 08/15/2007, 11:53 AMYeah, I moved back to the northeast because 95% of my family is here as well.

No surprise, considering 95% of the country's population lives there.

The other 5% is distributed as follows: 4% in California, and 1% is spread across the interior states, concentrated in towns such as Crete and Bumfuck.

Joe Redifer · 08/15/2007, 02:34 PM

I'd rather have lightning than rust and humidity.

Keranu, no I fixed the computer long ago and sold it a couple of years later.

Turbo D · 08/15/2007, 02:38 PM

the snowy weather in Colorado will rust up metal 80% faster than the humidity here in Cali. Yes, I know there is snow there, I watch SouthPark

Keranu · 08/15/2007, 04:33 PM

Quote from: nat on 08/15/2007, 10:43 AMAbout the only natural disaster we really have to worry about are your friendly neighborhood earthquakes. Of course, I'd rather contend with an earthquake any day opposed to hurricanes, tornados, floods, or having to worry about being struck by lightning.

We actually had a earthquake here in Crete once about five years ago! Also that same year we had a meteorite hit down in a town near us and you could get money if you found pieces of it.

Kitsunexus · 08/15/2007, 06:05 PM

Quote from: Keranu on 08/15/2007, 04:33 PMAlso that same year we had a meteorite hit down in a town near us and you could get money if you found pieces of it.

Am I the only one who thought of Creepshow when I read that?

2X4 · 08/15/2007, 06:05 PM

Quote from: Keranu on 08/14/2007, 07:32 PMAs I reached the peak of my stardom of fame in the 80's, I started hanging around the wrong crowds.

Were you the sperm in Look Who's Talking?

Joe Redifer · 08/15/2007, 07:08 PM

I had a post here but it went away. Did the forum resort to a backup or something?

Anyway I said that it doesn't snow saltwater here in Colorado and rust is pretty rare, though you do see it once in awhile.

Keranu · 08/15/2007, 07:33 PM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 08/15/2007, 06:05 PM
Quote from: Keranu on 08/15/2007, 04:33 PMAlso that same year we had a meteorite hit down in a town near us and you could get money if you found pieces of it.
Am I the only one who thought of Creepshow when I read that?

Hah, I didn't think about that. Good one.

Quote from: 2X4 on 08/15/2007, 06:05 PM
Quote from: Keranu on 08/14/2007, 07:32 PMAs I reached the peak of my stardom of fame in the 80's, I started hanging around the wrong crowds.
Were you the sperm in Look Who's Talking?

HAHAHA! Yes you could certainly say so! Man that was a good joke.