RAFFLE: 8-BIT Ys WINNER!

[DeshDildo]

Do you love the Ys series as played on NEC hardware?  Do you love the amazing soundtrack?  Do you love the fast paced action RPG format?  Have you ever yearned for something less?  If the answer to this last question is a resounding YES! then this raffle is for you.

I am raffling a reproduction cartridge of Ys translated to English and fully playable an any North American NES console.  The following are stipulations for entering:
1.) You most own an NES or purchase one for the sole purpose of playing this game.
2.) You must play this game, pictures or video evidence are always welcome.
3.) You must not be a douche nozzle

How do you enter this amazing event?  It's simple, state your intent to be added along with a burn or snide comment about our beloved, resident DoxPhile, Nulltard.  We will treat this raffle as sort of a "roast".  Now this is all in good fun so please don't make this thread rediculous like WMAC's CYA BUD sale thread.  Why my sudden animosity towards Nully you ask?  Because this lazy bum is out shooting PCE videos with porn stars and VGA grading his entire collection instead of sending me my art contest winnings.  My amazing artistic abilities don't come cheap so it's time to fight back.

The winner will be drawn August 14, 2014.  I chose this date for no particular reason other than my lucky number is "14".



IN THE RUNNING
jlued686/KingFool
Nightwolve
toymachine78
JoshTurboTrollX-16
Lost Monkey
MrFlutterPie
CrackTiger
Esteban
BlueBMW
Venom MacBeth
Medic_wheat
elderbroom
Bernie
esteban
TRON
slinkyturd
Psycho Arkhan Dildovich
TheClash603
galam
roflmao
Dicer
InfraMan

Results!
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There were 22 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

BlueBMW
InfraMan
jlued686
roflmao
Venom MacBeth
Esteban
elderbroom
MrFlutterPie
Dicer
Bernie
galam
Nightwolve
TheClash603
TRON
Psycho Arkhan Dildovich
esteban
slinkyturd
JoshTurboTrollX-16
Lost Monkey
CrackTiger
Medic_wheat
toymachine78
Timestamp: 2014-08-15 03:15:51 UTC

[jlued686]

I would like to enter!

As for a burn on Nulltard...this is difficult because he's a loveable little scamp...

Okay, here goes...

Nulltard is really dumb and he smells funny.

Shit...that's the best I've got. Please don't disqualify me.

[NightWolve]

Huh, well, my NES is dusty, but it still works with GameGenie carts plugged in last I tested it when I mailed an extra one to Bernie.

I would be privileged to own this, thus I humbly accept entry into your raffle good sir!

[ToyMachine78]

Very unique raffle. Please consider me. Please and thank you

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Mmm, sexy Ys.  I've no NES and have no interest in getting one, but I'll hop on the bash null train for lulz:

I've tried seeing things from his point of view, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass.

I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit out more intelligent missives than anything null has said.

Null's like Monday: nobody likes him.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

We kid because we love you. 

I was gonna say something about those two's reading comprehension skills, but I guess that's out of line.  Only assholes point out such failures.

Hatters gonna hat.

[PunkCryborg]

pretty sure nightwolve and toymachine didnt even read the raffle requirements
classy guys 

dont add me but i would like to say that DoxPhile is on its last limb, the only thing that can save it is a new set of smilies for the chat room. Oh and Nulltard stop drunk sexting me at 3am, my wife is catching on.

[NightWolve]

Ah, I see, I simply didn't read all that, and wouldn't have expected such a request beyond the 3 bullet points I saw.

A burn for Nulltard... Hmmm... When the wisecracks come forth naturally in the course of some negative exchange, it works out for me, but to force something out like this, I'm not gonna be able to come up with something good...

Nulltard's like Monday: nobody likes him.

I have to admit, this was good. Edit: You called it, John Moriconi was a bigtime cyberbully asshole all along like I never could've imagined!!!

pretty sure nightwolve and toymachine didnt even read the raffle requirements
classy guys 

Desh is using his raffle to get somebody roasted with insults, and we're lacking in class for not reading further than those 3 bullet points ? Heh. This condition was just not something I would've ever expected and I glanced at the thread very quickly, saw an Ys cart, said I wanted it, so I reacted quickly.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

But truth is he grows on ya, with some irritations here and there.

That sounds an awful lot like genital warts.  Coincidence?

[NightWolve]

Hah, you got another one in there already!

[PunkCryborg]

Desh is using his raffle to get somebody roasted with insults, and we're lacking in class for not reading further than those 3 bullet points ? Heh.

yes

[NightWolve]

OK punk, seize on it for all that it's worth to you! Sheesh.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Oooh, I would be more than happy to throw my namo in the hatris!  Thank you for the wonderful raffle!

I have a 74 minute recording of Nulltard completely wasted ranting/rambling about himself and attempting to play Turbo games.  The ranting/rambling and playing only took up about 18 minutes of the recording.  The rest of the time he laid face down on his game room floor passed out.

[jlued686]

We kid because we love you. 

I was gonna say something about those two's reading comprehension skills, but I guess that's out of line.  Only assholes point out such failures.

Hatters gonna hat.

Fail!  The rules say nothing about burning jlued686! 

Hey, hey, hey! SHOTS FIRED!

[LostFlunky]

I would like to be entered in this raffle. 

Nulltard squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.

I spent the next several days lost at Ikea, because Nulltard says Kmart sucks.

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[wildfruit]

Ah man if this played PAL id be in like flint. Null is like PAL the slightly slow cousin black border sheep of the family.

[MrFlutterPie]

Wow this is a great raffle I would to be entered.

As for ol' Nuliity his post bad and he should feel bad.  Boourns to him I say!!!!

[Opethian]

the FC final battle track is pretty legendary

[CrackTiger]

I'd like to enter please.

Incidentally, Nulltard was once arrested for hiding in the bushes outside a child's bedroom window at night, while dressed in a black unitard. He claimed that he was just trying to teach the boy about the universe.

[esteban]

Desh, damn, you get credit for offering a truly intriguing game.

Anyway, I can't say anything bad about Nulltard. Especially because he's sucking my left one right now and I don't want  to upset him.

[ToyMachine78]

Can someone scrub the tire tracks off my back?


Nulltard is an asshole. And he likes chocolate dipped ding-a-lings.

[BlueBMW]

Very cool rofflekartoffle.   How does the FC ys 1 compare to the sms one?   Either wayy Id like to enter.

Regarding Nulltard...

I was maliciously setting a web browser homepage at a friends house and I couldnt decide which was more obnoxious... DoxPhile or hampsterdance...

[Sadler]

I have a 74 minute recording of Nulltard completely wasted ranting/rambling about himself and attempting to play Turbo games.

I would seriously pay money to watch such a thing. Nulltard, I humble suggest you set up a cam channel dedicated to this.

[CrackTiger]

Very cool rofflekartoffle.   How does the FC ys 1 compare to the sms one?   Either wayy Id like to enter.

Regarding Nulltard...

I was maliciously setting a web browser homepage at a friends house and I couldnt decide which was more obnoxious... DoxPhile or hampsterdance...

Not nearly as good but still a cool game. Ys II FC is much more ambitious.

[VenomMacbeth]

I wouldn't mind being entered in for this, but I'm not sure I've saved enough turbokarma.

I mainly just wanted to chime in & say that Nully ruined a perfectly good pair of D-pants by dropping a solid loaf.

[Medic_wheat]

Sure why not add me


Nulltard can't be added...he violates rule number 3

and a few other rules against nature and humanity

[elderbroom]

Please enter me .. never played this, but will pop it into my top loader / toaster.

As for Nulltard ..

[Bernie]

Please add me.

[DeshDildo]

Hahaha YES!  This raffle is producing good lulz as I had hoped.  Special lulz mentions to Necromancer and esteban that shit was funny!  As far as Nulltard entering, although he might fall into disqualification because of rule #3, he is being a damn good sport about this.  For this reason, if he is man enough to burn himself he could theoretically enter.

Bernie, say something like, "Nulltard likes clown porn." or something mean about him and you will have a full fledged entry. 

Nightwolve came close enough by saying Nully is irritating.

[Medic_wheat]

Hahaha YES!  This raffle is producing good lulz as I had hoped.  Special lulz mentions to Necromancer and esteban that shit was funny!  As far as Nulltard entering, although he might fall into disqualification because of rule #3, he is being a damn good sport about this.  For this reason, if he is man enough to burn himself he could theoretically enter.

Bernie, say something like, "Nulltard likes clown porn." or something mean about him and you will have a full fledged entry. 

Nightwolve came close enough by saying Nully is irritating.

Whooah wait. Nothing wrong with clown porn.

[DeshDildo]

I'm lapping up the lulz, man.   This is good stuff.  Josh actually has the crown in my book... because while he has no video, that is a true story. :/

DESH: i didn't get the art contest stuff mailed out today like I'd hoped, but by the power of Greyskull I'll get them out soon.  It has only been a month and a half... talk to the valentine day raffle winners who didn't get their shit until may if you need proof I'm a lazy bitch who does eventually keep his word. Plus I'm throwing in a turbo tap for you and more stuff for everyone, so....

I've been eyeballing NES consoles lately even though I know most of my time will be spent with obey. Undecided on whether or not I will enter.

All in good fun dude.  Believe me, I am extremely grateful for anything from the art contest.  There really is no rush I just felt like busting your balls.  PM me about an NES I've been trying to downsize the spares I have but I think I still have 4 or 5.

[TR0N]

Sign me up when it comes to the Ys series i do prefer to collect it all 

[slinkyturd]

I wish entrence into this raffle so I can produce a video of me playing it and cursing Nulltard's rigged and failed art contest. Seriously?! Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzennegger Bloody Wolf got no love? I want a recount!

[Arkhan Asylum]

HOLY SHIT. ENTER ME.


IS WHAT NULLITY SAYS TO EVERY DUDE HE SEES.

[Bernie]

Nulltardyyyyy  LIKES it in DABUTT and he cannot lie....He likes it in the little brown eye.. When a girl walks by, he thinks it such a waste, cause he wants a hairy one in his face.


"Just think Sir Mix A Lot and this will make sense...."

[DeshDildo]

Nulltardyyyyy  LIKES it in DABUTT and he cannot lie....He likes it in the little brown eye.. When a girl walks by, he thinks it such a waste, cause he wants a hairy one in his face.


"Just think Sir Mix A Lot and this will make sense...."

Haha yes!

[TheClash603]

HOLY SHIT. ENTER ME.


IS WHAT NULLTARD SAYS TO EVERY DUDE HE SEES.

Lol!

I'd like to join the raffle as well!

It is kind of ironic that this auction is being done in Nulltard's honor, because it is for the not as colorful and inferior version of Ys.  Why is this ironic?  Every time I see post from Nulltard, I think to myself, "another post from the not as colorful and inferior RegalSin?"

[bob]

I definitely want in this raffle.

dotsandloops .com/games/troll2.jpg

[roflmao]

Nice raffle! Please add me.

Nulltard's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries!

[Dicer]

Nulltard, the name reminds me of some scrotal infection remedy...

On that note, please add me!

[ToyMachine78]

Nulltard, the name reminds me of some scrotal infection remedy...

On that note, please add me!

Do you suffer from scrotal itching and burning? Are you embarrassed by male odor? Nullify it... With Nulltard! **

**May cause pre mature ejaculation, anal bleeding, and incoherent ranting/raving and mumbling. For external use only. Use with caution.

[InfraMan]

Ooooh, I want in! This is completely against my nature, but here goes (sorry, Nulltard )...


nul-li-ty   adjective  [nuhl-uh-tee]
    1. tainted with the offensive product of unexpected anal leakage

Usage: I ate at Taco Bell right before going to the gym, and now my favorite shorts are all Nulltard.

[wildfruit]

Nulltard is a good chap

[wildfruit]

Nulltard is a good chap

is that some kind of crazy British put down? You just made #1 on my list!

Heartbreaker

[ToyMachine78]

Keep it up, assholes... I just wish I'd started writing my shit list on college rule paper... not sure if I'll be able to keep it on one page at this pace.

You know we really love ya :-*

[bob]

^^ Fuck off ^^

(Now i get TWO entries)

[DeshDildo]

Ah man if this played PAL id be in like flint. Null is like PAL the slightly slow cousin black border sheep of the family.

Eh, technically it would run on a PAL system with the lockout disabled but it would be in slow motion obviously.

Bump for Nulltard stained pants I own do to an unexpected shart.

[ToyMachine78]

Keep it up, assholes... I just wish I'd started writing my shit list on college rule paper... not sure if I'll be able to keep it on one page at this pace.

You know we really love ya :-*

Reject my man love!!!??? >. Grrrrrr......I fucking hate you! Fucking hate you! Suck cocks in hell!

[Medic_wheat]

Pffhhh.  I dont even place on Nullys list of revenge killings.

[Arkhan Asylum]

DID I WIN YET.