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PCEngineHell · 06/04/2011, 09:14 PM

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Re: well Tim....
Saturday, June 4, 2011 7:39 PM
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I have given some thoughts on your proposition, but seriously, I could not even bring myself to "experiment" as it were, with you and your wife, no matter how much coke you would offer me, so please stop asking. I simply do not swing that way Tim. However, in light of your misleading craigs list ad snafu, I have taken the time to make a correct one for you that you can use. You can see the ad at the link here:

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No need to thank me Tim. I know how hard it is to come up with good honest advertising these days, and I just thought I would help a guy in need out and all. Take care Tim, and have a excellent weekend.

--- On Sat, 6/4/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: well Tim....
To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 7:11 PM

Like I said hipster serbian douche, lemme know when you wanna run your douche mouth face to face. You never will though hipster douche
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Re: well Tim....
Saturday, June 4, 2011 6:48 PM
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Hey Tim, I wasn't asking for your cell guy, which anyway, the one you gave is registered to Dutch Town, LA. I need your ACTUAL home number. If you're gonna hook up with a bunch of gay bros, they will want to be able to reach you and your wife at home, not just reach you via your long distance cell number for a reach around behind mcdonalds. Also, what makes you think I used google maps, who's to say I am not in Little Rock out shopping around right now?

I only asked for your address to confirm some things. I already had your full name Timmy, which you yourself were pretty reluctant to give. All I needed you to do was confirm some info after that. Anyway guy, still waiting for that home number, and also, info on how you plan to entertain the bros at your little piece of pleasure pole real estate if you guys agree to a meat up after I pass your info along.

Also Tim, I dont watch films about Asians making porn. I usually watch Serbian films in my spare time.

--- On Sat, 6/4/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: well Tim....
To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 6:27 PM

Oh wow, you know how to read googlemaps and zoom? Awesome. Is that what you do in your free time when you aren't watching animated asian porn? And again, displaying your inability to read and comprehend, I sent you my cell in several of the previous emails. But as I also stated earlier, you dont have the sack to come run your mouth face to face. Until you do, enjoy your callow little life winner douche

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From: PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Subject: well tim...
To: "Kinch" <kinch79@gmail.com>
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 6:12 PM

Just incase you missed it prior, as I stated, unless you have computer parts I want to buy, I am not interested, and dont swing that way. But if you want bros to hook up with you and your ho for some hot wang action that you seemed to want desperately, from the way you sounded, then gimme your address and number So far we are off to a good start, you gave me your address Rich. So again:

So, little hot wang Timmy "teh gay" Grayson at the tiny little white house at :
[Address removed]
This is your suave little pleasure pad you want all the gay bros of your dreams to hit up? Are you going to offer cocktails? How do you plan to entertain them? Also, still have not got your or your wifes number yet. LMK, thanks.

Also, your tiny and rather plain white house may not be too impressive to some of the gay bros who would want to hook up, so you and your wife may have to travel for that wang action you were wanting. When I pass along your info, are you ok with me letting them know you'd be glad to travel to the promise land of wang cravers? I really think you should sign up on that website I gave you the link to. You can post pics of yourself, and make a accurate profile of what all you have to offer, and are looking for, in a bunch of guys.
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From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 6:03 PM

Oh and by the way, since we both know you're too much of a scared little bitch to come run your mouth in person, let me know when you decide to come out of the closet an admit you're a fag who obviously has a high level of familiarity with the homosexual male hookup scene in Little Rock. Until that time comes, continue existing solely in your crappy one bedroom apartment with no life (best case) or, as is much more likely the case, your bedroom at your mommies home where you can watch gay anime porn filled with lame asian bullshit amakusafaggashiro. Enjoy being 13 an when you're done, sack up and come run your mouth to my face you scared little bitch

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well Tim....
Saturday, June 4, 2011 6:03 PM
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So, Timmy Grayson at the tiny little white house at :
[Address removed]
???
This is your suave little pleasure pad you want all the gay bros of your dreams to hit up? Are you going to offer cocktails? How do you plan to entertain them? Also, still have not got your or your wifes number yet. LMK, thanks.
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On Sat, 6/4/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: well....
To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 5:55 PM

[Address removed] big man, when you wanna do it?

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well....
Saturday, June 4, 2011 5:50 PM
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Come on Tim Grayson, had not heard back yet from you. The skies the limit in the gay scene in Little Rock, so dont be shy. The only thing holding you back is you. Your dreams of a thousand wangs can still come true. Either send me your contact info that you said you would give me, or go to that link I provided in the prior email.
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hey, have not heard back from you yet
Saturday, June 4, 2011 5:38 PM
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Had not heard back from you with your home address and number info yet, so just wanted to check up on things. Theres a whole group of young and middle age gay and bi men in Little Rock ready to pleasure, and be pleasured, by you and your sweet whispers of wang&ass. If you'd rather cut out the middle man on the info, then you can go to the link below and get set up. Thousands of wangs and asses await you.
http://gay.outinlittlerock.com/

--- On Sat, 6/4/11, PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
To: kinch79@gmail.com,
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 5:21 PM

Woah, slow down there, cowboy. I dont swing that way, but if you're all into wangs in your mouth and all, sure, gimme you're full name and home address, and I will get you in touch with people who are game for that. Gimme your phone number while you're at it too hot stuff, and maybe your wife's too (for lulz)?

Back to the non-fag topic you dont want to discuss. There is a big difference between a gaming machine and a shity old compaq. You also stated a dual core Pentium, dell motherboard slapped into a custom case, and 100 gb hard drive, which all transformed into a normal Compaq case Sempron build with a 75 gb harddrive, maybe?

You stated this was your gaming machine that you yourself stopped using because you got limp and got a ps3. Now all the sudden its the shitty old Compaq you stuck your wife with so she could play games on facebook... Like I said, get your fucking shit straight guy. I wasnt being a dick about it, you were wasting my time and I was totally blunt with you as to it appearing as much. What you originally told me you had, which still barely fit the craigslist ad as it was, then changed again into something completely different again. So either you're just completely fucking retarded, or you purposely feigned stupidity with me.

Since you're all interested in hot talk about wangs, asses, sharing your wife, instead of running legit and accurate ads, then sure, by all means, as stated prior, give me the above info that you so happily offered me, and I will be sure to pass it along to a few guys who would be happy to show you and your wife a good time. Personally, I dont swing that way, and I dont have any plans to fuck your pig of a wife, so unless you actually have something I want to buy, you're continuing to waste my time, though you are giving me some /b/ worthy replies.

--- On Sat, 6/4/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 4:50 PM

Or maybe read the fucking listing and emails and dont be a presumptious little cocksucker. The fucking monitor is worth more than what I was asking total and you showed interest just in the tower, which I then told you i'd get back to you with specifics on, which I did. The only thing that changed was the processor, which I openly told you when I got the machine. I openly said I pulled out all the guts from the tower I originally told you about and dropped it in the tower that I told you about this morning, which renders the sticker on the front useless. And it worked just fine for my wife's games until I got her a laptop. I would have glady given you the machine for much less than the $50 estimate you gave, because originally I was simply throwing in the tower with a very nice monitor I no longer need. A simple no would have been just fine and you would have been out a grand total of 3 minutes, which is par for combing CL for deals. But no, you had to be an arrogant douche. Grow up, and stop overcompensating for you tiny, un-used wang. Like you had anything better to do with you gay ass "noob" shit. You got any more asinine bullshit to spew, let me know and i'll give you my address and we can handle it in person ass douche

On Jun 4, 2011, at 4:28 PM, PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Maybe before you go and list something up for sale on fucking craigs list, you should know exactly wtf it is you have for sale maybe, so as to not wasting just your own, but others god damned time too, thus preventing you from being labeled a time waster, or bait and switch con-job? I mean seriously, a old low end Socket 754 Sempron based Compaq with Geforce 6100 onboard graphics and a 75gb hard drive, you really think that constitutes a gaming machine of any type? Even back in 2005/06 when it was rolled into Wal-Mart, it was still a budget tower for office and net use, and not even remotely meant for gaming.
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> Doing shit like this is what makes you the fucking La Douche Bag of the Day. A Winner is You. And if you really don't fucking know what kind of computer it is, even with it telling you right on the case via the pretty stickers, then maybe you should take computer 101, or wtf ever it is they teach you noob kids these days. Until you can get your shit straight, fuck off.
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Haha, dude i told you i understand i you arent interested. I also told you i had to check before i told you definites, as it was in storage. I apologize that i forgot i gave the previously mentioned tower to the office, but way to be a super douche, douche.

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Re: what are the specs on the pc?
Saturday, June 4, 2011 2:36 PM
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Nah. Originally you stated it was something along the lines of a dual core Pentium in a custom tower with a 100gb hard drive. From the pic of it being a normal Compaq micro atx case, and that you are stating its a sempron (socket 754 I'm guessing), with a even smaller hard drive, it basically went to being half the machine you originally advertised. I cant do anything with OEM Socket 754 stuff either if I was to break down the tower, so sorry, I'll pass on this bait and switch.

--- On Sat, 6/4/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 11:17 AM

Ok sorry for delay shops been insane all morning. Specs: amd sempron 3000+ 1.81 ghz processor. 1 gig ram 75 gig hd, nvidia videocard as state before. Still interested in tower?

On Jun 3, 2011, at 9:27 PM, PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com> wrote:

> So what are the exact specs then?
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> --- On Fri, 6/3/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:
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> From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
> To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
> Date: Friday, June 3, 2011, 9:24 PM
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> Hey man, i pulled it out and remembered i switched all the components into an amd machine earljer this year and gave the pentium leftovers to work. Specs are same except obviously processor is different, heres pic
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> So lemme know if you are still interested or not, can text if you like 225-290-2976
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> On Jun 3, 2011, at 3:47 PM, PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> Tomorrow would be fine. Its a dual core Pentium processor, correct? If you can, can you send me pics of it tonight?
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>> --- On Fri, 6/3/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
>> Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
>> To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
>> Date: Friday, June 3, 2011, 3:46 PM
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>> Have to be tonight after 9 or tomorrow sometime? What would work for you?
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>> On Jun 3, 2011, at 3:41 PM, PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>> Yeah I think I would be. How would I go about picking it up from you?
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>>> --- On Fri, 6/3/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:
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>>> From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
>>> Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
>>> To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
>>> Date: Friday, June 3, 2011, 3:27 PM
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>>> If you're jus interested in the tower deal for 50 thats fine, i just cant let the monitor go for that as it was like 200 about a year ago. Would you be interested in just the tower then for 50?
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>>> On Jun 3, 2011, at 3:13 PM, PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>>> Ahh at that price, nah prob not. The specs are a bit too low to do much with. Anything below a 8800GTS or a dual core at 2.8ghz these days doesn't cut it well except for maybe World of Warcraft or something. Any systems I get with the kinda specs you are listing I usually get for around 50 bucks or less before the monitor cost, and I just part them out or store the parts for later, and I dont really need any extra monitors these days. It may sell fine to someone needing a normal desktop for net activity though.
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>>>> --- On Fri, 6/3/11, Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com> wrote:
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>>>> From: Kinch <kinch79@gmail.com>
>>>> Subject: Re: what are the specs on the pc?
>>>> To: "PCEngineHell" <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com>
>>>> Date: Friday, June 3, 2011, 3:06 PM
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>>>> 1gb premium ram, 2.5 pentium II, nvidia card have to double check the exact number but its a low 8000 series. Hd is 100 gb i think. I can tell you a bit more tonight if need be, but its a dell in a custom tower and monitor is dell 17 lcd on swivel w/ adjustable height and dvi compatible. Any interest?
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>>>> On Jun 3, 2011, at 2:42 PM, PCEngineHell <amakusashiro666@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>>>> ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
>>>>> ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
>>>>> ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
>>>>> ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Wanted to see what the specs are exactly?
>>>>>
>>>>> this message was remailed to you via: sale-zrxp4-2419254487@craigslist.org

Joe Redifer · 06/05/2011, 03:37 AM

According to the Craigslist ad, his name is Justin.

PCEngineHell · 06/05/2011, 05:42 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/05/2011, 03:37 AMAccording to the Craigslist ad, his name is Justin.

Yeah, I had noticed that after a couple of the emails early on that no legit name was listed on his emails sent from area, or in general from him himself. Usually people close out emails using their name, at least using their first name, to keep deals friendly. Going back and checking the ad again, yeah saw him list Justin, and used his email to track down his real name via other means, which ended up being Richard Timothy Grayson instead. Thats why I mentioned to him "I already had your full name Timmy, which you yourself were pretty reluctant to give.". Wasn't hard to figure out that he was just using a fake name, or a name of a friends, or who the fuck knows. Most people on craigslist pulling shady deals use fake names. It didn't matter much to me, enough to throw in his face anyway, until he wanted to keep doing retarded replies.

Either way, Justin wasn't his name, and he didn't try to deny it when I busted him on it. The cell number he is using is not even from our area, so it could be a pals/lovers number, possibly the original Justin, though he could have just retained that number from moving out of state too. At any rate, probably something some would overlook, but I happened to notice right off the bat. Not worth speculating on anyway, his house of cards would have fell even without me locating his legit name info. He half halfheartedly offered up his home address (not typed out exactly correct), even though I already had located it prior from tracking down his real name. I just wanted him to confirm that I had located the correct info, which he did for me. That was just a extra bonus that I can use for later lulz if he wants to keep replying back. Since I offered him up a "corrected ad", he has not replied back, and considering how much of a fool I made him out to be, I don't expect to either. He's done, defeated, stick a fork in him.

nat · 06/05/2011, 02:07 PM

I'm surprised he kept on replying as long as he did.

The little insults he'd throw in at the end of each message were gold too, "hipster douche," "ass douche," "serbian douche," etc.

Arkhan Asylum · 06/05/2011, 03:01 PM

what is it with dumbasses, and demanding you show up at their house to duke it out?

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Mathius · 06/06/2011, 12:43 AM

Ha ha! Billy Banks!

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blueraven · 06/06/2011, 01:02 PM

Holy fucking shit.

chop5 · 06/06/2011, 09:53 PM

wow,you have such bad luck with buying stuff professor. good thing you didn't buy it and opened it when you got home.

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xcrement5x · 06/06/2011, 10:24 PM

Lol, you just made my night.

VestCunt · 06/07/2011, 03:13 AM

Kinda fun looking at the time stamps and seeing PP's Saturday disappear as he cyberstalks and photoshops dicks.

Senshi · 06/08/2011, 03:11 PM

I think you both just went way too far with this...but it is funny

JoshTurboTrollX · 06/08/2011, 07:30 PM

Quote from: guest on 06/07/2011, 03:13 AMKinda fun looking at the time stamps and seeing PP's Saturday disappear as he cyberstalks and photoshops dicks.

Like a champ!

PCEngineHell · 06/13/2011, 03:15 AM

Quote from: Shaggy2.0nowwithbitchtits on 06/08/2011, 07:30 PM
Quote from: cocksmoker on 06/07/2011, 03:13 AMKinda fun looking at the time stamps and seeing PP's Saturday disappear as he cyberstalks and photoshops dicks.
Like a champ!

All nuthin but lulz between handling ebay auctions, shopping, playing games, and cooking out on the grill too. My saturdays are a fucking blast. If yours suck, that's your fucking problem kiddos.

Nazi NecroPhile · 06/20/2011, 12:18 PM

Dual Core Pentium = 2.5 (ghz?) Pentium II (presumably a P6 made of pure unobtanium) = a lowly Sempron. Who knew?

PCEngineHell · 06/20/2011, 01:21 PM

But it was a gaming computer, that his wife used, for gaming, on facebook.

Nazi NecroPhile · 06/20/2011, 05:05 PM

That must be quite the high end monitor too, seeing as I paid ~$135 for my 21.5" Dell about a year ago (when this one was supposedly going for $200). What a tool.

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