SHOULD JOE RED BE STRIPPED OF HIS MOD TITLE?

[Sinistron]

as for the rest of it: Liking sailor moon, rollerskating, and tight pants, etc:

Fuck you, I do want I want. 

Excellent.  Maybe we can make a man out of you yet.  A man that likes men- but a man all the same.

Josh- your barbs are like 8 tiers below any other's who's a member here- or who's been a member here.  You should have someone write your stuff for you.  I promise to give you a good discount- except when it's against me- because- you know, that's just a little bit trippy.

[Arkhan Asylum]

Excellent.  Maybe we can make a man out of you yet.  A man that likes men- but a man all the same.

hey now, some dudes bust out lyrical masterpieces and what have you to get the ladies, and others slap on tight pants, pick up a guitar and flail around.

Both ways are tried and true approaches. ;)

or you can go to an Anime convention and fool around with some chick dressed up as sailor moon.  lol. Success.

sometimes (most times) you have to wade through tons of fatties who are spilling out and ruining it for everyone, but its usually worth it!

[Sinistron]

Excellent.  Maybe we can make a man out of you yet.  A man that likes men- but a man all the same.

hey now, some dudes bust out lyrical masterpieces and what have you to get the ladies, and others slap on tight pants, pick up a guitar and flail around.

Both ways are tried and true approaches. ;)

or you can go to an Anime convention and fool around with some chick dressed up as sailor moon.  lol. Success.

sometimes (most times) you have to wade through tons of fatties who are spilling out and ruining it for everyone, but its usually worth it!

From what I understand Turbostar is on the hunt for a new wife- maybe he can take your advice

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Josh- your brapple tapple blurby smurby smashy pashy crumble I'm a dirty whore bitch cock fag tag grumble rabble smabble shit faggot creep truby whistle shoe rowrbot tromble stumps I'm a poor man's Helgason douche bropple bit trippy.

I just can't not see every post from Slim like this now *shrug*   

[Sinistron]

I just can't not see every post from Slim like this now *shrug*  

I see your posts exactly as the one above- i.e.- exactly as they are- the unintelligible babbling of an idiot.

[Arkhan Asylum]

From what I understand Turbostar is on the hunt for a new wife- maybe he can take your advice

Well, if anyone is going to take my approach , they better not be a fatass.  Noone wants to see a lardass in stretch jeans flailing around playing speed metal or synthpop.

unless that fatass happens to be meatloaf. 

[Sinistron]

From what I understand Turbostar is on the hunt for a new wife- maybe he can take your advice

Well, if anyone is going to take my approach , they better not be a fatass.  Noone wants to see a lardass in stretch jeans flailing around playing speed metal or synthpop.

unless that fatass happens to be meatloaf. 

Meatloaf needed Jim Steinman to write his pompous cringe inducing material- he couldn't have gotten far on his own

[Arkhan Asylum]

Meatloaf needed Jim Steinman to write his pompous cringe inducing material- he couldn't have gotten far on his own

I wasn't commenting on the quality of music, just that he seems to be the only fatty mcfatterson in tight clothes that managed to succeed.  with or without someones assistance

I mean he had to have had help getting into those outfits anyways.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

I just can't not see every post from Slim like this now *shrug*  

I see I blarrpyy stimpu grogglemonger harpy tastes like shoe meekle turkleton ms. an idiot.

  Oh, god please make it stop!

[Sinistron]

  Oh, god please make it stop!

I lessened the laughing smileys to one for you- because you're laughing on your own here unfortunately


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- a near perfect visualization of turbostar's self induced hilarity:

[JoshTurboTrollX]

  Oh, god please make it stop!

I lessened the laughing smileys to one for you- because you're laughing on your own here unfortunately
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- a near perfect visualization of turbostar's self induced hilarity:

holy shit that's me!!  Oh snap, I couldn't find any pics of Sini online, so I'll just have to do my best MS Paint equivalent.

/jimx.png

[Sinistron]

That's one hell of a drawing.  You've got some skills.


All stupidity and horrendous art aside, it's really funny to me when people assume I'm this really angry person in real life.  Sarcastic?  check.  Angry?  not at all.  Maybe something really ticks me off once every few weeks- and I'll make a facebook rant about it and that's it.

What's very amusing to me is that some people here can't seperate the forums from real life.  There's no connection- and if there is- then you need to check your priorities.  Ask Luke Morse about where his priorities got him.  I go home- I have a wife, shitloads of projects to keep me busy, friends to go out and have drinks and laughs with, family to spend time with.  I forget about this forum like I forget about work.  I don't think about it unless there's some realllllly good lulz to be had.  None of my friends have ever pegged me for being this angry dude that you think I am- so yeah- the image amuses me.  But that drawing is fucking terrible.

Some of you may notice I'm rarely if ever here on the weekends- I'm out doing my thing on the weekends- fuck I want to be here for?  I'm not hanging over the keys relentlessly awaiting the next epic flame war or pouring over thoughts on games that seem endlessly recycled by now.  I'm here during the work week to waste my time- get a few yuks.  Most of the guys who's opinions on games I value rarely post here anymore.  I'm here for the lulz folks- I'm not here all mad with a vein bulging out of my forehead furiously pounding on the keypad.  That's not me.  I know it may be realllll difficult to judge a person's demeanor by his words- but hey- even judge by my own theory of the avatars- see that spider?  he looks- deadly maybe, hungry, blood in his eyes- but one thing he doesn't look is angry.  Looks very happy to see you in fact.  lol

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Actually ,last I heard Luke and his family are doing just fine, sorry to burst your agony wishing on others bubble.

That's one hell of a drawing.  You've got some skills.


All Stupidity ramble ramble blah blah blah blah blah blah ramble ramble rant rant clueless motherfucker rambling on blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah robblke robble robble ricky ticky tavey facebook blah blah blah blah.

yada yadda blah blah blah ramble ramble blah blah yoda smurkle bleep blop toopsi honda shoot shampoo is foreign to me blah blah blah durka durka mooo mooo blah blah blah blah blah blah yadda yadda  Ask Luke Morse about where his priorities got him.  I go home- I have a wife, shitloads of ramble blah blah rampoo blah blah hoopty la blah blah blah blah blah blabby blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!  But that drawing is fucking terrible.

No bitch, that shit is spot on!

[Sinistron]

Actually ,last I heard Luke and his family are doing just fine, sorry to burst your agony wishing

Damn!  That really sucks.  Well, there's always you and your failed marriage to lean back on.

Right... the picture is spot on- but strangely you couldn't find a picture to compare it to. 

Another amusing aspect of this whole thing is that you're pretty much ATTEMPTING to do what you accused me of earlier- with zero degree of success. 

Finally, hate to burst your own trip Bozo- I wash my hair regularly.  I'm not this huge tough guy or anything but I do pushups every day- not a lot- 3 sets of 15's on Monday, 20's on Tuesday, 25's on Wed., 30's on Thursday, 35's on Friday.  Not tough guy shit by any means but insures that I don't have these flabby boobs and sagging arms which you no doubt projected your own image onto.  No red meat during the weekdays anymore either.  I'm in fine shape.  There's quite a few pictures of me on the pages here if you feel like looking for them- but if you're looking for the equivalent of your shitty drawing- you won't find what you're looking for.  As for my tattoos- they have meaning.  I don't get them to be a tough guy.  The one closest in proximity to your drawing is a tattoo I got to commemorate my father who died three months ago.  He got the same exact tattoo in the same exact fucking spot back in the 50's in Coney Island.  So- again- you're way off the mark.

[Arkhan Asylum]

pushups every day- not a lot- 3 sets of 15's on Monday, 20's on Tuesday, 25's on Wed., 30's on Thursday, 35's on Friday.  Not tough guy shit by any means but insures that I don't have these flabby boobs and sagging arms which you no doubt projected your own image onto.  No red meat during the weekdays anymore either.  I'm in fine shape.   

I rollerskate and play lazer tag.  Gotta make sure my painted on clothing still fits.

lol

[JoshTurboTrollX]

No need to post defending yourself man.  It is odd how guys that come on these gaming forums posting about how athletic they are and how much of a life they have outside of these forums and gaming.  Like anyone gives a shit. 

I lost 65 lbs in two years, I can bench over my weight - 200 lbs 10 reps 5 times a week - run 3 miles 4-5 times a week, do 60 pushups and 200 crunches every morning. I also started doing instructional videos on bike riding!! Anyone care?  Didn't think so.  Fact is, I went through some shitty things in life, but I wouldn't change those series events for anything if it meant that my life wouldn't be as perfect as it is now!  I'm with an amazing lady, and I've got 4 of the best kids on the planet.  Boo  and ya for me!! Anyone care still?  Nope didn't think so.

PS: Say whatever Bi-polar insults that pop in your head slimtastic(I'm sure you will) I make fun of myself better than anyone!

[Sinistron]

No need to post defending yourself man.  It is odd how guys that come on these gaming forums posting about how athletic they are and how much of a life they have outside of these forums and gaming.  Like anyone gives a shit. 

Being that you drew a "likeness" of me that was all out of shape with drooping man boobs and love handles- I'd say you're the person who GAVE a shit- but stopped giving a shit once I corrected you.

PS: Say whatever Bi-polar insults that pop in your head slimtastic(I'm sure you will) I make fun of myself better than anyone!

You're right on that note.  Nothing that I can conjure up better depicts the idiot in full bloom that you are better than your own words.

[Arkhan Asylum]

HOLY CRAP.

If I lost 65 lbs, half of me would be missing.

that is fucking scary

[Nazi NecroPhile]

If I lost 65 pounds, I was probably just neutered.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

HOLY CRAP.

If I lost 65 lbs, half of me would be missing.

that is fucking scary

I've got some before and after pics somewhere... it IS a little scary.  The big secret is that most of my weight loss was from losing hair off my dome! lmao!!

[Arkhan Asylum]

If I lost 65 pounds, I was probably just neutered.

one or both?

[Joe Redifer]

If I had lost 65 pounds, I have probably just taken a shit. That's a triple flusher!

[Nazi NecroPhile]

If I had lost 65 pounds, I have probably just taken a shit. That's a triple flusher!

Lay off the prunes and/or eat more cheese.

[OldRover]

PS: Say whatever Bi-polar insults that pop in your head slimtastic(I'm sure you will) I make fun of myself better than anyone!

Dude, I actually am bipolar.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

PS: Say whatever Bi-polar insults that pop in your head slimtastic(I'm sure you will) I make fun of myself better than anyone!

Dude, I actually am bipolar.

Rove, perhaps you could share with Sinistron on how one can better behave like an adult dealing with this?

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Rove, perhaps you could share with Sinistron on how one can better behave like an adult dealing with this?

Maybe he could show Sini how to keep attacking but under the guise of 'helping'.

No lulz = you fail!  Good day sir!!!

[blueraven]

Seriously, put it to rest. the last thing we need is this argument to re-start. Again.

 

[Sinistron]

perhaps you could share with Sinistron on how one can better behave like an adult dealing with this?

"Har hyuck urf urf doof doof!  Me Josh, me said a funny!"  Assnut, let's hear from you what the signs of bipolar disorder are, and how I've thus far displayed them- just for kicks, eh? 

Funny when the slackest-jawed Mongoloid fool on this whole forum tries to pin on me a disorder that he doesn't even have a clue about.  Let's hear it Bozo- the floor is yours.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

What did you edit (out or in) in that last post?  lol

[Opethian]

[turbofan1]

Back to the original topic: No I don`t think Joe should be replaced as a mod. In fact i think he should be the only mod of this forum. Keranu hardly ever posts here anymore, and even though nat does system mods and shit, he`s kind of a prick and a smart ass.

As far as Sinistron goes, i don`t have a problem with him. Even though he`s got kinda A chip on his shoulder, he keeps the forum lot more lively with his posts and threads he creates.

Then you got people like Superdeadite, who say "oh i don`t like to get involved with forum debates and arguments". Yet he was right there at the beginning of the thread trying to derail it and get it locked. Well STFU then and go back to playing your games or watching your evil dead movies or whatever it is that you do.

Then you got this assclown turbostar/JoshTurboTrollX-16, and I stress the word assclown. Who decided to jump in here and did nothing more than make a fool out of himself. Word of advice,don`t involve your self in anymore threads that sinistron creates, it doesn't work out for ya.

Keep Joe as the mod,get rid of the other two. And thats it.

[nat]

And even though nat does system mods and shit, he`s kind of a prick and a smart ass.

"kinda?"

I must be softening in my old age.

[nectarsis]

And even though nat does system mods and shit, he`s kind of a prick and a smart ass.

"kinda?"
I must be softening in my old age.

ROFL...well played.  I guess smart ass is to "low brow" around here anymore 

[SuperDeadite]

Then you got people like Superdeadite, who say "oh i don`t like to get involved with forum debates and arguments". Yet he was right there at the beginning of the thread trying to derail it and get it locked. Well STFU then and go back to playing your games or watching your evil dead movies or whatever it is that you do.

LOL this is hilarious.  The topic asked a question.  I gave my opinion, and was attacked for it.  So I gave my stance when needed.  This means I was attempting to derail it?  I wanted it locked? HAHAHAHA WTF??  Did the US get nuked a few years ago after I left or something?

[Sinistron]

Dawww!  Poor liddle SoopaDeadite got attacked!  Does baby want a liddle Blues Clues band-aid for his boo-boo? 



Hush liddle Deadite don't you cry, Momma's gonna bake you a blackbird pie, etc.

[Sinistron]

Even though nat does system mods and shit, he`s kind if a prick and a smart ass.

Can't tell if this is intended as a joke or not- if not- it's only the second time (the other Nintega) that I've heard someone speak negatively about Nat-
Nat- what happened here?  Did you rape this guy's mom or something?

[nat]

If I did it was an unmemorable experience...

Far more likely I shit in his cornflakes for being a tool in some ancient thread or something, but fuck if I know.

We have so many turbofans, turbografxfans, #1turboduofans, and supergrafxfan2's coming and going year in and year out it's hard for me to keep track anymore.

[Joe Redifer]

I shit in his cornflakes

Hmmm.... I usually just piss in people's Wheaties.  I need to step it up!

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Whatever happened to Fats McKoolaid being busy and far too awesome to ever post on a weekend with the rest of the lowly dribble?

I demand a refund!! 


No go say your sorry, and go about your business.

[Sinistron]

Sorry again Maroon- if you check my post what I said exactly was "rarely if ever"- which still holds true.  This is a rare weekend appearance from me.  Enjoy it.

[JoshTurboTrollX]

If and when they do close this forum I would like to change my vote.

[Sinistron]

I don't see an option here that would let me change that to allow users to change their votes- it was only on the poll creation screen not the poll edit screen

[Arkhan Asylum]

EPIC POST REVIVAL.

Ah, so I shouldn't ban self-admitted jackasses.  I see. 

No no, you have it all wrong.  You shouldn't ban people just because they call you the pussy you so rightfully act like.  What you did was a clear sign of someone who realized they just lost teh gaem, and the only way to get back is to abuse mod powers.  "CRAP ARKHAN BEAT ME VERBALLY, TIME TO CLICK B& BUTTON. THERE I WIN. GAMESACKED". 

If you think I constantly overreact, you ain't seen shit.  RoyVegas, that was overrea... wait no it wasn't.  Calling that post a personal attack proves you are a pussy.  Especially considering you instigated it in the same thread all on your own via looking for strawman arguments, among the rest of the stupidity.

Besides, I'd rather be a jackass, than a shit-piss moderator that sucks at it.    I'm good at being a jackass.  It gets shit done.  You've apparently never heard of the whole "warning" concept.  Your justification for that was that I wouldn't take it seriously.

You're absolutely right.  I wouldn't take that seriously.  Only a complete pussy would get upset over being called a pussy for not updating their PS3. 

That doesn't mean you shouldn't do your job as moderator, and do it the right way.  Really, you said you don't want to bend the rules... well, you bent them by going straight to banning.  You just bent them the wrong way.  Good job.

If he attacked anyone like that before outside of Fighting Street, then I likely didn't see it. 

I'm not sure how you miss so much stuff on this site, dude.  Too busy touching your gamesack, maybe?  I don't see how that's even an attack, really.  If we're going to get all technical, YOU personally attacked me first.  You implied that I am a biased crybaby.  I TAKE THAT VERY PERSONALLY.

But see, I brush that shit off and continue to debate the actual topic (TEH VITA).  I refuted all your claims, and called you a pussy.  What'd you do? You proved I was right.

He did take to Facebook to insult me further, though.  Kind of like Nintega with the off-site trolling except that he gave up after 2 messages instead of about 4 or 5 and limited it Facebook instead of Youtube. 

It was more of a test.  A "lets see if moron realizes he added me on Facebook weeks prior".  Turns out, you didn't.  I wrote on your wall and immediately deleted you.  Be thankful I didn't do what I originally intended to your facebook wall.  I thought "man, Joe Redifer's family and friends don't deserve to experience that.  They already have to experience him in general".  So, I passed.  :3

Apparently he and I were friends on Facebook, likely because I had no clue what his real name was.  Still pretty sad, though.

It's funny how oblivious you have turned out to be.  You're too dumb to investigate people you add on facebook, too dumb to find 16 bit ninja games like Joe and Mac, and too dumb to realize that was me?  I mean ffs, I've sent you packages.  My name is at the bottom of Aetherbyte.com   It's in the credits for Insanity.  You are clueless.

He just needs to learn to breath before he posts

I do breathe while posting, especially when I am laughing at rampant stupidity.  I can't help it you're a crabby old pussy and you think everything that isn't a short, wannabe sarcastic jab is "overreacting".

, especially when he makes a big deal out of something I joked about originally. 

What joke?  Your posting tone is so dry you always sound like a dickwad.  Pardon me if I missed your "joke".  But if that's the card we're playing, I was only joking when I called you a pussy. 

Not that banning me for it doesn't make you a pussy or anything.

We really shouldn't be bending the rules for him and it rather saddens me that some here think otherwise.  It makes this place more of a clique.

I like how this is the first time you enforce ANYTHING.  I find it funny you decide to do it when it's because I'm calling YOU a pussy, while picking apart, and destroying your post.

Nevermind when the rest of us are calling each other names and flailing around like dumbasses.  I'm pretty sure I've called Zeta a pussy or a dumbass or something at least once.  You don't see him becoming a blubbering vagina and reporting it.  There have been huge threads where we are all calling people names and being assholes.  We take it like champs and keep going. 

You're a pussy.  The big, fat, smelly kind.  You can't hang.

You even admitted you don't care for this community.

Good. Get the fuck out then.  Why are you here if you think it's so ugly here?

PS: You are hereby barred from every buying anything from Aetherbyte.  If I see your name in the paypal, I will refund it.  Not that this matters much since you're probably too much of a anti PCE community dickbag to support anything.  You only jumped at Insanity when it involved a freebie hand out.  You almost missed that too, ffs. 

[Tatsujin]

Wow, those were two damn fast weeks

[Arkhan Asylum]

Wow, those were two damn fast weeks

what can I say, I hit 88mph no probrem.

1.21 JIGGAOBEYS

[Tatsujin]

rawesom future ark

[geise]

Haha I didn't fucking realize till I got to page 6 that this was an old topic.  Holy fuck!  HAHAHAHAHA!

[Arkhan Asylum]

Haha I didn't fucking realize till I got to page 6 that this was an old topic.  Holy fuck!  HAHAHAHAHA!

I told you dude, we are time traveling.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Don't fuck with Facebooks, it's srs bsns! 

[Tatsujin]

Haha I didn't fucking realize till I got to page 6 that this was an old topic.  Holy fuck!  HAHAHAHAHA!

You should have find out much faster, since sini posted almost 50% of the first 6 page contents.