The cjameslv Mr.Karate Real Man Raffle 3.0 WINNER ANNOUNCED!

[PCEngineHell]

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This thread/raffle is dedicated to the two manliest men I know, cjameslv, and Mr. Karate.


James knows what it takes to be a real man on these forums, and he is clearly imbued with the mainly spirit of Mr.Karate, so I am going to raffle the most manly game I can think of for the PCE, Art of Fighting, in their honor. You got kids? Fuck those kids, go be a man and make yours and your friends wants a priority first. The kids needs dont matter. You're the boss of this damn show, and they need to learn their role and play second fiddle.

Be a fucking man. You know you're a real man when you grow tired of that responsibility shit thats always dragging you down. Tell those kids "gotta split Slick, and midgits aint allowed to tag along", and ditch those kids and go travel half way around the country to go charge those JO crystals with your jack off buds over a few beers, then get on a forum and lecture other guys about how they are not real men like you, because you live large, play hard, drink hard, and jack off hard. 

Being a real man means you're that kinda guy that when christmas time comes around, you sit those little brats on your lap and ask them what they want and act really interested in what they are saying. Then when they finish, toss them on the floor and tell them to fuck off because you're a fucking man, and you gotta get your pals and you some shit first, not buy some pesky kids stuff. Same deal with this one too, get on a forum and lecture other guys about how they are not real men like you.

You're the kinda guy that knows your special JO buds xmas needs are way more important then your kids, and you're not afraid to let others know it. If your buds or forum mates try to get out of spending at xmas due to kids needs or shit like medical expenses, you fucking let'em have it every time, because thats what real men fucking do.

Also, real men don't fucking hold more then a couple raffles. They enter them all they want, but they don't hold them. Its like a secret real man rule. Real men are not required to give back, except to their buds at xmas time. The rest of the year they cant be bothered with trivial things like generosity. That shit drags them down.

Ask James, he fucking knows about this shit because he is a real man. James doesnt make lame excuses to his buds about having priorities like kids with needs, or let major illnesses like cancer get in the way of spending cash and lavishing his JO buds with manly gifts, or waste time holding more then a couple token raffles a year. He gets it mutha fuckin done his way, the James way.

Or fuck it, be like Mr. Karate and go do your own thing with your goblin dick nose mask and secret dojo, lying in wait to ambush your son and his token Italian millionaire friend when they arrive to confront you about their abandonment issues. Be a man, charge up your JO spirit meter and beat the living hell out of that ungrateful little fuck with a SUPER DEATH BLOW for showing up on your door step uninvited, trying to drag you and your cool factor down 10 notches.

Just dont make the mistake of coming back later in a sequel story line though making excuses, blaming others (Geese Howard etc) for why you dropped out of sight and avoided paying child support for like 10 years, because real men do what they want, whether it be hanging out in moody karate dojos or charging their JO spirit meters with their buds when they want too. They dont make excuses for theirselves. THEY JUST DO IT!

All joking aside, I have a spare copy of this I want to raffle, so same raffle rules apply, including Nightwolve donations extra entry stuff, 500 post count (exceptions may be made), and winner pays shipping. The only other requirements to enter this raffle is that your entry has to contain some witty arrogant ass post on what makes a man a REAL MAN, like "REAL MEN dont do fucking dishes" etc. You get the idea. You can also post quotes or manly pictures from manly men like Steven Seagal or Vladimir Putin for your entry.

[wildfruit]

Real men can sit on Mr. karate's nose and TAKE IT ALL.
Also please don't enter me I don't have the arcade card.
Also BE A MAN and raffle drac x why don't you?
Grats

[PCEngineHell]

Also BE A MAN and raffle drac x why don't you?

If I had more then one I would lol. I don't have any doubles left to raffle or give away. I'm actually surprised anyone here would want the thing anyway. I took it that most people didnt like how it looked. I did have a couple ask me about Beyond Shadowgate though oddly enough.

But yeah, the stuff I only have one copy of stays with me. Thats my compensation for Tobias basically ripping me off prior on the Sapphire bit. If you want one, you will have to BE A FUCKING MAN and find another way to get it, and I honestly got to tell you, it aint worth 200 fucking dollars.

[wildfruit]

Damn I'd forgotten about that repro one. I meant a legit copy.
;-)
Anyway good luck to all who enter this zone!

[PCEngineHell]

Damn I'd forgotten about that repro one. I meant a legit copy.
;-)
Anyway good luck to all who enter this zone!

A REAL MAN DOESNT FORGET ABOUT SHIT UNLESS ITS CONVENIENT.

[CGQuarterly]

Don't enter me in the raffle, but:

Real men don't fucking vape.  Real men pack a bowl in a short-stemmed pipe, because real men like to FEEL THE BURN.  Vaping is the pothead version of a Long Island Iced Tea.*

*I haven't smoked pot since college.

[PCEngineHell]

[Psycho Punch]

[PCEngineHell]

Lol, I forgot about that raffle! I won that? Lemme go look...

[turboswimbz]

Real men don't play the PC Engine they OBEY the PC engine.


er um I guess I just entered there


Said no real man ever.

[bob]

Prof, is this all because you want a crystal? I still have a few, man... and you'll need it for Lady Phantom!

damn...you are losing a step.  4 people responded to this thread before your obligatory +1 post.

[PCEngineHell]

Lol, you and me are both on the same page about that! I posted a link to the song right before you did ha!

[DeshDildo]

Don't enter me but this video is a great example of how to be a man.

[VenomMacbeth]

If I hadn't been such a whore lately, I'd enter, as I've been after this game for a little bit.  It's cheap enough for me to just buy my own though, so instead I bestow upon thee +1 turbokarma

[PCEngineHell]

If I hadn't been such a whore lately, I'd enter, as I've been after this game for a little bit.  It's cheap enough for me to just buy my own though, so instead I bestow upon thee +1 turbokarma

You might as well enter it. Not many will be, so go for it. BE A FUCKING MAN AND JUST DO IT!

[o.pwuaioc]

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[cjameslv]

Real men enter others raffles on the daily then thread jack and promote their raffles...

https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=19512.0

[PCEngineHell]

Oh James, so easily provoked, so easy to manipulate into doing a raffle.  No take backs now. Whoever wins your raffle, you really have to send it.

[cjameslv]

Oh prof my beloved, you did add me to this raffle right  I mean you did convince me to run this fundraiser for you and all!

[PCEngineHell]

Nah dear, flattery will get you nowhere. You're still banned from any of mine.    But hey, do the fan translators a favor possibly? I'm fine on cash, but if you don't mind, if you really intend to seek out donations, have them sent to the fan translators to show support. That is unless you were just trying to be a dick about the donation part of your raffle. and was just making fun of donations being made to Nightwolve or something. I mean, you wouldn't be that much of a dick would you?   

[cjameslv]

...I'm fine on cash...

Well we know this isn't true now don't we? No need to be embarrased about it. After your very serious crying about no child support and can barely afford Christmas for 2 kids i actually thought damn that sucks for you and am 100% real on getting donations to you in your time of need!

[PCEngineHell]

...I'm fine on cash...

Well we know this isn't true now don't we? Need need to be embarrased about it. After your very serious crying about no child support and can barely afford Christmas for 2 kids i actually thought damn that sucks for you and am 100% real on getting donations to you in your time of need!

As stated prior, if you'd actually like to stop being a total dick for once, and be serious about some kind of donation drive, then please direct them towards the fan translators or Nightwolve. If you insist on being all personal about this and persist in attacking my family for no damn good reason other then you cant handle your shit in a basic argument, then its just going to end you here eventually because you are destroying any credibility you have left.

I guess you missed the memo, it wasn't received well by others in the Tobias thread. It's totally on you either way. I'm just calling you out on your bullshit. I think its hilarious that you cant handle it and have to stoop so fucking low to try to gain what you feel is a foothold in this. And honestly, trying to bribe people to make fun of me in your thread? Has that how sad and desperate it has come to for you? Either way it goes, you will be expected to honor your raffle.

[cjameslv]

...I'm fine on cash...

Well we know this isn't true now don't we? Need need to be embarrased about it. After your very serious crying about no child support and can barely afford Christmas for 2 kids i actually thought damn that sucks for you and am 100% real on getting donations to you in your time of need!

As stated prior, if you'd actually like to stop being a total dick for once, and be serious about some kind of donation drive, then please direct them towards the fan translators or Nightwolve. If you insist on being all personal about this and persist in attacking my family for no damn good reason other then you cant handle your shit in a basic argument, then its just going to end you here eventually because you are destroying any credibility you have left.

I guess you missed the memo, it wasn't received well by others in the Tobias thread. It's totally on you either way. I'm just calling you out on your bullshit. I think its hilarious that you cant handle it and have to stoop so fucking low to try to gain what you feel is a foothold in this. And honestly, trying to bribe people to make fun of me in your thread? Has that how sad and desperate it has come to for you? Either way it goes, you will be expected to honor your raffle.

You poor soul, you've been paranoid so long you can't even accept good will. Bribe, umm you realize im asking people to donate money to you right? I'm not paying them anything, but i am paying for shipping, hmm so i guess you could misconstrue that as a bribe, i forgot the power of free shipping! Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. And we know you need this way more then the developers, like i said no need to be embarrassed cause of needing charity.

[ToyMachine78]

Prof is an enigma.

[PCEngineHell]

...I'm fine on cash...

Well we know this isn't true now don't we? Need need to be embarrased about it. After your very serious crying about no child support and can barely afford Christmas for 2 kids i actually thought damn that sucks for you and am 100% real on getting donations to you in your time of need!

As stated prior, if you'd actually like to stop being a total dick for once, and be serious about some kind of donation drive, then please direct them towards the fan translators or Nightwolve. If you insist on being all personal about this and persist in attacking my family for no damn good reason other then you cant handle your shit in a basic argument, then its just going to end you here eventually because you are destroying any credibility you have left.

I guess you missed the memo, it wasn't received well by others in the Tobias thread. It's totally on you either way. I'm just calling you out on your bullshit. I think its hilarious that you cant handle it and have to stoop so fucking low to try to gain what you feel is a foothold in this. And honestly, trying to bribe people to make fun of me in your thread? Has that how sad and desperate it has come to for you? Either way it goes, you will be expected to honor your raffle.

You poor soul, you've been paranoid so long you can't even accept good will. Bribe, umm you realize im asking people to donate money to you right? I'm not paying them anything, but i am paying for shipping, hmm so i guess you could misconstrue that as a bribe, i forgot the power of free shipping! Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. And we know you need this way more then the developers, like i said no need to be embarrassed cause of needing charity.

Fine then, continue to be a dick about it. It just makes it all the more clear you have no good will towards the translators or Nightwolve here. Whatever justification you think you have to attack myself and my family, you still have ZERO reason to bullshit about Nightwolve and crew, and you will be expected to honor your raffle. If I have to I will contact Nanto to see what can be done to be sure you do, lest there be consequences. Because honestly, I wouldn't trust your stupid ass to follow through with anything at this point. I dont care if this is FS, honor your fucking raffle/bribe or wtf ever you want to call it..

[cjameslv]

Fine then, continue to be a dick about it. It just makes it all the more clear you have no good will towards the translators or Nightwolve here. Whatever justification you think you have to attack myself and my family, you still have ZERO reason to bullshit about Nightwolve and crew, and you will be expected to honor your raffle. If I have to I will contact Nanto to see what can be done to be sure you do, lest there be consequences. Because honestly, I wouldn't trust your stupid ass to follow through with anything at this point. I dont care if this is FS, honor your fucking raffle/bribe or wtf ever you want to call it..

I see your getting worked up again, take a breath and calm down. This is only about you, not your kids, game devs or anyone else or anything else. This is about your situation you made public and brought up yourself. Don't try to change the subject because you are uncomfortable, it's too late. I want to help you out in your time of need, stop being so stubborn and just accept good will when it comes your way.

Edit: Well shit man you had to get all crazy now darkkobold dropped a bomb in my raffle thread. No one will donate now...Why did you fuck it up for? Was it that bad, you could of made a few extra bucks and been a hero charity case. Now if anyone didn't know about what you did back then, they do now...No saving face from that, your forum clout is gone...fuck man, even i wouldn't dare bring that fucked up perverted thing you did, even on fighting street and i knew since i joined, as im sure alot of others are trying to forget about it but now its back.

[PCEngineHell]

Fine then, continue to be a dick about it. It just makes it all the more clear you have no good will towards the translators or Nightwolve here. Whatever justification you think you have to attack myself and my family, you still have ZERO reason to bullshit about Nightwolve and crew, and you will be expected to honor your raffle. If I have to I will contact Nanto to see what can be done to be sure you do, lest there be consequences. Because honestly, I wouldn't trust your stupid ass to follow through with anything at this point. I dont care if this is FS, honor your fucking raffle/bribe or wtf ever you want to call it..

I see your getting worked up again, take a breath and calm down. This is only about you, not your kids, game devs or anyone else or anything else. This is about your situation you made public and brought up yourself. Don't try to change the subject because you are uncomfortable, it's too late. I want to help you out in your time of need, stop being so stubborn and just accept good will when it comes your way.

My kids and me, and our situation go hand in hand. No one, not a single person set you aside and said "Oh hey James, it would be an awesome idea to attack his family or how he raises his kids" just because I mentioned I am a single father and I make my kids a priority over other forum members. You made that choice on your own, and you still continue to do it as of now. You tried to blame it on alcohol as a cop out, but everyone knew better, and you proved them right.

The fact is you broke easy and got desperate. The only thing you have left to do is make a personal attack, which I cant help but poke fun at, because you literally have nothing left to use. Its really pathetic. So again, that is on you. its your rep you are tanking here, not mine, so please by all means continue to burn those bridges. Either way it goes, you opened a raffle, and you will be expected to honor it and pick a winner and send them the game you chose to raffle off.

[cjameslv]

Too late prof, read up the edit i added to my last post...fuck man sorry, no point in this convo anymore dude, bomb was dropped.

[PCEngineHell]

Too late prof, read up the edit i added to my last post...fuck man sorry, no point in this convo anymore dude, bomb was dropped.

Make up your mind about which thread you want to do your thing in and stick to it please.

[ClodBusted]

REAL men don't give BIRTH.

[esteban]

RESOLVED: James and Michael have agreed to stop (in their words) "goofing around" and will attempt to co-exist in the same cosmos.

[o.pwuaioc]

You're subtle, esteban, sneakily trying to incite an even greater flame war. Bravo.

[VenomMacbeth]

Don't enter me, Prof.  Real men don't allow themselves to be entered.  With that in mind, I'll just take the game & "enter" (skull fuck) you instead.  That good?

Am I man enough for you to notice me now, senpai?

[PCEngineHell]

Unless you master thread tactic Hao-ken, you can never be a real man.

[GreatBlue Swirlof99]

REAL men don't give BIRTH.

This deserves the seal of manliness!

[PCEngineHell]

VenomMacbeth wins this round, because he is a real fucking man.

[Sparky]

...I'm fine on cash...

Well we know this isn't true now don't we? No need to be embarrased about it. After your very serious crying about no child support and can barely afford Christmas for 2 kids i actually thought damn that sucks for you and am 100% real on getting donations to you in your time of need!

Again below the belt, cjames you should think before you post.  Prof is a better dad then you and 2 other of your friends with kids combined. Hahaha... Why do you go there? You must feel defeated I guess and try to get personal!

[geise]

No matter what shit you might have with someone, bringing others families into it is the lowest of the fucking low.  If I really despised someone even on the internet I would still never go there.  Just the fact that he did really shows how much of a nice guy he really is.  I never liked the fucker.  He came in on a real high horse acting like a vet from day one.