Religion

Joe Redifer · 10/25/2007, 01:49 AM

They've been making that pun around here for nearly a month now.

OldRover · 10/26/2007, 02:32 AM

I am God.

Kitsunexus · 10/26/2007, 02:59 AM

Quote from: guyjin on 10/25/2007, 01:17 AMthey're trying to recreate the 80's horror flick feel, like friday the 13th. Like that series, they probably won't really hit their stride until #5 or 6.

Then perhaps I'm mistaken, because I took it as shitty art-house horror with buckets of gore.

PCEngineHell · 10/26/2007, 09:34 AM

Ehh I thought the Saw stuff was ok,so far.

Nazi NecroPhile · 10/26/2007, 09:55 AM

Quote from: Nödtveidt on 10/26/2007, 02:32 AMI am God.

No you're not..... you're Göd!

Ceti Alpha · 10/26/2007, 09:56 AM

QuoteEhh I thought the Saw stuff was ok,so far.

Yeah, it's entertaining. I thought the second one was the best so far. I haven't seen 4 though.

Seldane · 10/26/2007, 01:15 PM

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nat · 10/26/2007, 01:56 PM

Hahaha.... "Argh."

Priceless!

Nazi NecroPhile · 10/26/2007, 02:03 PM

Yeah, that's hilarious, like cancer.

guyjin · 10/26/2007, 05:55 PM

GOD=FAIL.

Joe Redifer · 10/26/2007, 06:26 PM

Quote from: guestYeah, that's hilarious, like cancer.

But cancer is real.

TR0N · 10/26/2007, 11:02 PM

What...a mess up comic strip here i thought captain planet was gonna show up in it.

Turbo D · 10/26/2007, 11:05 PM

religion..... sux.

PCEngineHell · 10/26/2007, 11:25 PM

That comic was fuckin awesome. Ill save it for as long as I live,or my hard driver dies ,which ever comes first.

Nazi NecroPhile · 10/27/2007, 12:29 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 10/26/2007, 06:26 PMBut cancer is real.

But the comic isn't, eh? I must've imagined it.

guyjin · 10/27/2007, 12:49 AM

consider it stolen

Joe Redifer · 10/27/2007, 06:46 AM

Which is better; Religion or TurboGrafx-16? I need to make a choice and can only choose one!

Turbo D · 10/27/2007, 07:00 AM

TurboGrafx-16 is the clear winner. It doesn't threaten you with eternal damnation for your sins. But If you neglect it, it will kick your ass

Keranu · 10/27/2007, 05:35 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 10/27/2007, 06:46 AMWhich is better; Religion or TurboGrafx-16? I need to make a choice and can only choose one!

Uhh Turbo Grafx 16 is a religion.

Joe Redifer · 10/27/2007, 07:16 PM

Quote from: turbo DTurboGrafx-16 is the clear winner. It doesn't threaten you with eternal damnation for your sins.

But if I can't beat JB Harold, the killer will go free and kill more people.

Turbo D · 10/27/2007, 07:52 PM

Its a tough world

Hobo Xiphas · 10/27/2007, 07:54 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 10/27/2007, 07:16 PMBut if I can't beat JB Harold, the killer will go free and kill more people.

Fine by me. The more dead northsiders, the better!

I never thought of the game this way; I guess it is another reason never to play it!

travisahhs · 03/08/2010, 11:43 PM

I'm gonna go ahead and revive this old thread! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I'm a Greek Orthodox Christian, but I was born into a Baptist family. I left the denomination in 9th grade for the Episcopal Church across the street, and was quite an active youth there. Here in Texas, at least up until a couple of years ago, we were a very conservative Archdiocese. We were "Catholic-Lite" as some liked to call it.

I abandoned the Protestant sect for Eastern Orthodox Christianity back in 2006, though, I have become somewhat lapsed in the past year and a half due to some obligations with a now-late grandmother. I'm not a bible-thumper, and I absolutely cannot stand Evangelical Christianity.

JoshTurboTrollX · 05/20/2011, 12:54 PM

So tomorrow is judgement day?

http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html

OldRover · 05/20/2011, 02:19 PM

And today is Blasphemy Day!

Ceti Alpha · 05/20/2011, 02:23 PM

Quote from: OldRover on 05/20/2011, 02:19 PMAnd today is Blasphemy Day!

Everyday is blasphemy day.

TGX16 · 05/20/2011, 03:21 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 05/20/2011, 02:23 PM
Quote from: OldRover on 05/20/2011, 02:19 PMAnd today is Blasphemy Day!
Everyday is blasphemy day.

And Who realy gives a shit! As long as we all can OBEY?

_Paul · 05/20/2011, 04:10 PM

The only rapture I'm getting tomorrow is when I play Gate of Thunder.

Ceti Alpha · 05/20/2011, 04:21 PM

Quote from: guest on 05/20/2011, 04:10 PMThe only rapture I'm getting tomorrow is when I play Gate of Thunder.

haha. Right on.

Joe Redifer · 05/20/2011, 06:25 PM

I can't wait for the interview with the rapture people on Sunday.

OldRover · 05/21/2011, 02:13 AM

A lot of shit is gonna hit the fan on Sunday... it's already started though... that one woman who tried to kill her two daughters and then herself to save them and herself from the Rapture... I hold Family Radio responsible for this kind of shit.

nectarsis · 05/21/2011, 02:25 AM

Quote from: OldRover on 05/21/2011, 02:13 AMI hold Family Radio responsible for this kind of shit.

I hold the ignorant, and easily swayed gullible saps responsible for their own actions (novel approach these days I know).

Joe Redifer · 05/21/2011, 03:58 AM

Rover kind of has a point. Ever since I have been hearing about this rapture bullshit, one thing has always been in the back of my mind: suicide cult/pact. This is exactly the type of minds such a "prophecy" would attract.

_Paul · 05/21/2011, 06:47 AM

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Senshi · 05/21/2011, 09:50 AM

Ceti Alpha · 05/21/2011, 11:20 AM

Joe Redifer · 05/21/2011, 12:09 PM

Jesus is a white dude who shaves his chest?

Ceti Alpha · 05/21/2011, 03:12 PM

I'm rapture-baiting.

ParanoiaDragon · 05/21/2011, 05:25 PM

The whole "world ends today" thing, & "the rapture" thing are interesting, because, technically, neither is even in the Bible! Mathew 24:36, Jesus said no one knows the day, or the hour, not even him, only the Father knows when it'll hit, not to mention that Jesus said it'd come like a thief in the night. And in general said that people can only know that it's close by various signs of things that would increase dramatically, but there's no way for anyone to predict a day...or even a year(like say, the whole Mayan calender thing that people are obsessed with). And the rapture just doesn't even appear in the Bible. It's what I'd call an extra-Biblical thing. While there is a scripture that talks about certain one's being caught up in the clouds or something like that, it's not talking about any kind of so called rapture.

It's stuff like this(among many other things) that make other Christian's look nuts IMHO.

blueraven · 05/21/2011, 06:26 PM

I posted a sign on my front lawn:

RAPTURE PARKING: $3,000

Owners will be responsible for tow charges Post-Apocalypse.

RR1980 · 05/22/2011, 10:09 PM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 05/21/2011, 12:09 PMJesus is a white dude who shaves his chest?

haha back when I used to have my store I would have this regular customer who was like a hippie type with long blonde hair (kinda like the teacher from Beavis and Butthead). The girls working for me would call him Jesus but I told them Jesus was jewish and he was from the middle east so he would probably look like Bin Laden more than anything! hehe

_Paul · 10/09/2011, 01:36 PM

Don't forget guys, the all new Rapture is due on October 21st.

I would bet that nobody is going to believe it this time, but people will fall for anything.

I think I'll go get some LOLRAPTURE T-Shirts printed, ready for the occasion.

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OldRover · 10/09/2011, 05:04 PM

No no no no! How many times do I have to tell this to people! The Rapture already happened, October 31st is the End Of The World(tm)! No predictions ever changed! We're in The End Of Days(tm) right now, the world officially ends* on October 21st!

*Subject to approval from invisible sky fairies.

ParanoiaDragon · 10/10/2011, 08:24 PM

Ugh, I forgot about all of this, & it's happening on my birthday too!! Yipppeeee

_Paul · 10/11/2011, 12:59 PM

Nazi NecroPhile · 10/11/2011, 01:05 PM

Ha! That rubber ducky one is pure awesome!

MotherGunner · 10/11/2011, 01:08 PM

Just like these guys right here... some folks on this thread are going straight to hell; Hell, driving the bus there...

_Paul · 10/11/2011, 01:15 PM

Nazi NecroPhile · 10/11/2011, 01:25 PM

Quote from: MotherGunner on 10/11/2011, 01:08 PMJust like these guys right here... some folks on this thread are going straight to hell; Hell, driving the bus there...

Naw, God has a pretty good sense of humor. The platypus and tea party are proof that he likes to laugh.

OldRover · 10/11/2011, 01:27 PM

I don't teach my kids about illusory, magical things. Thus, no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, no Tooth Fairy, and no God.