What are YOU watching on YouTube.com?

Joe Redifer · 05/19/2008, 04:41 AM

I feel I need to know more about the relationship between those two boys. Why is the cool kid over at the nerd's house? Why are they sitting on the couch so close to each other before Nintendo™ is even brought up? There's plenty of room on the couch, but they choose to sit mighty close. The cool kid even has his arm around the nerd! And why does the cool kid not have a Nintendo™ Entertainment System? I thought that perhaps it was because he was a Sega owner, but if he were he'd never say "nice graphics" when looking at Zelda. Why did the nerd mod his NES with black buttons and HUGE Nintendo signage? It is obvious that it is the cool kid who is rapping (and doing a damn fine job, I might add), but is it the nerd who is going "wicky wicky wick!" towards the end of the rap? And why does it seem like they both just finished orgasming when they say "intense!" at the end?

There's something more going on between these boys. Something that God surely hates and disapproves of!

guyjin · 05/19/2008, 06:02 AM

Ceti Alpha · 05/19/2008, 10:56 AM

haha. I totally forgot about that add. I'm not going to quite as hard on NEC and TTI with Nintendo ads like this.

TR0N · 05/20/2008, 01:04 AM

NEW VIDEO***7 yr.old steals car and likes hoodrat stuff

I'm sure some body will say it's all gta4 fault

JoshTurboTrollX · 05/20/2008, 08:24 AM

Meet my wife!!!

give me a hand and make this the most popular video in the history of YOUTUBE!!!

nectarsis · 05/20/2008, 01:37 PM

not youtube, but bah..close enough:

http://kotaku.com/391750/world-of-wifecraft

TR0N · 05/21/2008, 12:58 AM

AVGN:Indiana Jones
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34277.html
N64 Battletanx Commercial

Poor snuggles

JoshTurboTrollX · 05/21/2008, 07:44 AM

Probably the only video of this awesome Dreamcast game on Youtube!!

NecroPhile · 05/21/2008, 10:01 AM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 05/21/2008, 07:44 AMProbably the only video of this awesome Dreamcast game on Youtube!!

Shake your groove thing, white bread!

JoshTurboTrollX · 05/23/2008, 09:16 PM

Sadly this is probably how Xbox live really is.....

the haze · 05/24/2008, 04:11 PM

guyjin · 05/24/2008, 06:56 PM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 05/23/2008, 09:16 PM
Sadly this is probably how Xbox live really is.....

no.

it's actually far, far worse.

TR0N · 05/24/2008, 11:28 PM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 05/23/2008, 09:16 PM
Sadly this is probably how Xbox live really is.....

lol 360 i've herd it's like that far as how people act on it.

TR0N · 05/26/2008, 04:00 AM

Bayou Billy theme

Damn nice arrange on the theme from the game

TR0N · 05/27/2008, 03:30 AM

Breast Massage

Foamy Useless software

nectarsis · 05/28/2008, 10:36 PM

TR0N · 05/30/2008, 12:38 AM

She Wants My...Stimulus PACKAGE

AVGN:Review of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of Crystal Skulls

JoshTurboTrollX · 05/30/2008, 11:04 PM

A little project I've been working on...

this is the trailer.

TR0N · 06/02/2008, 01:12 AM

Krull Soundtrack-Main Title

Ahh one of my favorite fantasy movies from the 80's plus a good soundtrack.

the haze · 06/02/2008, 03:55 AM

best video ever

guyjin · 06/02/2008, 06:29 AM

Thrill kill - anyone remember hearing about this?

TR0N · 06/10/2008, 02:49 AM

Superman Retires

NecroPhile · 06/10/2008, 09:51 AM

Quote from: electrohaze on 06/02/2008, 03:55 AMbest video ever

Had she used that 'nana elsewhere, it would've been banana cream pie.

Ceti Alpha · 06/10/2008, 10:34 AM

Quote from: TRON on 06/10/2008, 02:49 AMSuperman Retires

haha. That was awesome.

Here's some good Supes and Captain Marvel action:

TR0N · 06/11/2008, 09:20 PM

AVGN:Star Trek
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35049.html

TR0N · 06/16/2008, 03:02 AM

Retroware TV-Episode 8 Part 3-PC Engine&Arcade Card

Joe Redifer · 06/16/2008, 04:03 AM

I just can't get over how retarded these guys are. Or shall I say "guy" since the other guy just sits there and never does anything.

Original System Card = 1 megaBYTE of RAM? LOL, it's 64K, dipshits! And it's not built in to the card.

Super System Card = 1.5 megaBYTES of RAM? No, it's 2 megabits total you rotten crotch face. It even says so in the ad you used. Did you have to work hard to become such an anus cake?

Arcade Card = 17.5 megaBYTES of RAM? Damn, man, that puts the Saturn to shame with its puny 4MB expansion cart.

I hope this guy finds himself on fire one day, tries to get into the shower to put himself out only to find that his water lines were switched for gasoline lines! That will teach him to mess up tech data!

TR0N · 06/16/2008, 10:00 PM

Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars 2008

This is so wrong

nat · 06/17/2008, 12:11 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/16/2008, 04:03 AMI just can't get over how retarded these guys are. Or shall I say "guy" since the other guy just sits there and never does anything.

Original System Card = 1 megaBYTE of RAM? LOL, it's 64K, dipshits! And it's not built in to the card.

Super System Card = 1.5 megaBYTES of RAM? No, it's 2 megabits total you rotten crotch face. It even says so in the ad you used. Did you have to work hard to become such an anus cake?

Arcade Card = 17.5 megaBYTES of RAM? Damn, man, that puts the Saturn to shame with its puny 4MB expansion cart.

I hope this guy finds himself on fire one day, tries to get into the shower to put himself out only to find that his water lines were switched for gasoline lines! That will teach him to mess up tech data!

Yeah I just watched that and I'm really curious where they got those numbers.

I could possibly understand if they mixed up megabits/megabytes, but it's not even that. It's as if they just..... made these numbers up.

Can you imagine how pricey the Arcade Card would have been back in 1994 if it actually contained 17.5MB of RAM?

Joe Redifer · 06/17/2008, 01:09 AM

That would have been 140 megabits, bigger than a lot of Neo Geo games. Just imagine the loading times! It would take over 1.5 minutes just to fill it up. Maybe Strider could have had two extra stages and even worse color. Wow.

Ceti Alpha · 06/17/2008, 10:55 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/17/2008, 01:09 AMThat would have been 140 megabits, bigger than a lot of Neo Geo games. Just imagine the loading times! It would take over 1.5 minutes just to fill it up. Maybe Strider could have had two extra stages and even worse color. Wow.

Dare to dream. lol

guyjin · 06/17/2008, 12:29 PM

Incidentally, what would be the theoretical maximum amount of ram you could give a PCE?

NecroPhile · 06/17/2008, 12:42 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 06/17/2008, 12:29 PMIncidentally, what would be the theoretical maximum amount of ram you could give a PCE?

I don't know what the hardware maximum would be, but the Arcade Card was probably close to the practical limit (the single speed drive would make load times unbearable).

Joe Redifer · 06/17/2008, 08:05 PM

In theory, could you use a BD drive instead of CD on the TurboGrafx and then have more RAM?

guyjin · 06/17/2008, 09:04 PM

Since Dear Leader is on an astronomy kick:

The pale blue dot.

Joe Redifer · 06/17/2008, 10:54 PM

Those "Earth is so tiny" comparisons and stories never make me feel small. I've never felt small looking into space or thinking about how big the universe is. Instead, I just feel how big everything else is.

TR0N · 06/18/2008, 12:39 AM

80's Canvas Paintings with video game carvings

JoshTurboTrollX · 06/18/2008, 10:16 PM

Riot City gameplay

Joe Redifer · 06/19/2008, 06:51 AM

Why are they both being controlled with the same joystick? Is the author of the video trying to pretend he has friends or something?

NecroPhile · 06/19/2008, 09:32 AM

Perfectly synchronized friends, no less. They probably visit the restroom together like the ladies do.

Ceti Alpha · 06/19/2008, 10:35 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 06/19/2008, 06:51 AMWhy are they both being controlled with the same joystick? Is the author of the video trying to pretend he has friends or something?

Quote from: guest on 06/19/2008, 09:32 AMPerfectly synchronized friends, no less. They probably visit the restroom together like the ladies do.

I thought that I noticed the synchronized beat 'em up action. And Bobby really does walk like a retard.

guyjin · 06/19/2008, 05:11 PM

Really not safe for work.

"does Suzanne Summers know about this?"

NecroPhile · 06/19/2008, 05:26 PM

Quote from: guyjin on 06/19/2008, 05:11 PM"does Suzanne Summers know about this?"

"Uhhmm"

TurboXray · 06/19/2008, 08:41 PM

Hawt!!!

TR0N · 06/20/2008, 12:54 AM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/18/2008, 10:16 PMRiot City gameplay

wtf is wrong with the black guy the way he walks !?

Hmm maybe he's got hemorrhiods problem

TR0N · 06/20/2008, 11:41 PM

Metal Gear Retrospective
Part 1 Section 1

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Part 2 Section 1

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Part 3 Section 1

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Part 4 Section 1

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Section 3

Part 5 Section 1

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Part 6 Section 1

Section 2

David Hayter on Metal Gear Blog

nat · 06/22/2008, 03:39 PM

hahaha, oh man, you really just have to watch this

Joe Redifer · 06/22/2008, 07:32 PM

What the hell?

nat · 06/22/2008, 07:55 PM

hahaha

I can't stop watching it. It's ingrained in my brain, I tell you.

nectarsis · 06/25/2008, 03:48 PM

Ahhhh the good old days