socks.

[Psycho Nulltard]

Out with it.

Are you one of those fucking rat-turd toe-fuzz black-sockers?  Or are you a white-socking dingleberry-ganger fuzz-tard?

And... why?

I say, wear white. That way, you don't have to bother inspecting anythign that looks like a rat turd on your floor... you'll know it is a rat turd because your fucking toes won't be dropping them all over the place.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I wear different colored socks to go with my different colored pants, or just white if they're jeans.  When it's nice out and I'm not at work, I go sockless in the jerusalem cruisers.

[cjameslv]

Fuck you sock wearers! I roll...

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BOSS!

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FUCKING

BOSS!!

[esteban]

I wear black because it hides all the stains better.

Sadly, the rat turds get everywhere. In between toes. White rugs in bathroom.

I have tried something new, but most folks would not approve: no socks in the winter, with my "loafers". I love the cool feeling in the icy weather.

[jtucci31]

Black socks always. Or gray. My winter socks are gray or a nice fuzzy blue.

But I don't wear white socks. I like picking the rat turds from between my toes.

[bob]

i dont own any white socks.
blue or dark brown with dark brown pants.
black socks with black or gray pants.
black or gray socks with jeans.
low ankle profile black or gray socks with shorts.
NONE with any kind of sandal.
also...need to coordinate properly depending on the dominate color of the shoes you have on.
(light gray anklers if you are a squib and wear white sneakers)
do NOT ever wear black shoes with brown or blues pants (jeans excluded).
do NOT ever wear brown shoes with dark gray or black pants

[420GOAT]

low cut black socks, and tall black ones in the cold. i work on cars and white is not cool with grease.

[ClodBusted]

Black socks only. So I don't have to worry about matching sock pairs or stains.

The only coloured socks I've got are dedicated for running. They come even in left and right handed (footed???) variations, which adds to the confusion. But they fit just soooo snugly, that I could cry tears of pure joy everytime I put them on.

[PunkCryborg]

Only nerdy white americans wear white socks. Black socks 4 lyfe

[esteban]

Then why are white socks dominating the poll, while black sockers are tied with amputees?

Y'all can suck my left one.

[Gentlegamer]

White master race


of socks

[HailingTheThings]

White socks. Regularly.

Black - Black/Grey wool socks in winter.

Fuck.

[BlueBMW]

Funny story about socks....

I used to always wear regular ol white socks at work.  My shoes were always black work shoes and I had dark blue work pants.   Well I would always walk really fast at work in order to get things done quicker.  One day one of the salesmen (I worked at a car dealer as a technician) saw me rollin by and said "hey! Slow down man, your socks are showing!"  So after that I wore blue socks so they wouldn't show as much when I was walking fast....  True story!

[esteban]

TO THE FOLKS FOLKS WHO WEAR HALF-SOCKS (whatever they are called—the ones that don't go above the ankle): MAN UP. Either wear socks or don't. None of this wushu-wasabi (wishy-washy autocorrect) bullshite.

I wear* black socks + flip flops/sandals/summer foot gear and I don't give a damn.

* Not to work. Duh. But in public, always, yeah.

Funny story about socks....

I used to always wear regular ol white socks at work.  My shoes were always black work shoes and I had dark blue work pants.   Well I would always walk really fast at work in order to get things done quicker.  One day one of the salesmen (I worked at a car dealer as a technician) saw me rollin by and said "hey! Slow down man, your socks are showing!"  So after that I wore blue socks so they wouldn't show as much when I was walking fast....  True story!

Hahaahhahahahahahahaha.

That's awesome.

I can relate, kinda—when I do stuff in front of my boss(es), I make sure not to flash any ankle skin. I just don't think they would approve of my new foray into sockless winters.

Also, I totally wear black socks plus sandals in the summer.

[Opethian]

thocks

thanks cinco

[mitsuman]

Black socks 4 days of the week for work. White socks on Fridays because I can wear jeans to work on Fridays. If it is warm out, then no socks at home on the weekends, unless I'm working on a car or push mowing part of the yard. Otherwise it's sockless with flip flops. If it is cold, then white socks.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

TO THE FOLKS FOLKS WHO WEAR HALF-SOCKS (whatever they are called—the ones that don't go above the ankle): MAN UP. Either wear socks or don't. None of this wushu-wasabi (wishy-washy autocorrect) bullshite.

Yarr.  If you wanna wear socks, wear socks; don't be ashamed of 'em and try to look like you're not wearing socks.

[wildfruit]

Dear Esteban. I love ankle socks. We call them trainer socks. I'm sorry.

[mitsuman]

i wish i still had my socks from the 80's with their glorious colored stripes at the top.  i'd wear that shit with pride.

Same here.
When I wear white socks with shorts, I still pull them up as far as they will go, in remembrance of the glory days.

[420GOAT]

Like these Este? so comfy, like no socks a tall.

[esteban]

Like these Este? so comfy, like no socks a tall.

Hahahahahshashs. Yup, except I have fake "loafers".

I don't even know what they are called.

Dear Esteban. I love ankle socks. We call them trainer socks. I'm sorry.

I still love you.

TO THE FOLKS FOLKS WHO WEAR HALF-SOCKS (whatever they are called—the ones that don't go above the ankle): MAN UP. Either wear socks or don't. None of this wushu-wasabi (wishy-washy autocorrect) bullshite.

Yarr.  If you wanna wear socks, wear socks; don't be ashamed of 'em and try to look like you're not wearing socks.

Damn. I am guilty as charged.

thocks

thanks cinco

Thanks cinco.

[roflmao]

I stopped wearing matching socks over 20 years ago.  I'm currently wearing one green and one orange sock, but I don't own any all-white or all-black socks.  They're mostly solid colored spanning all the colors of the rainbow, but I did for Christmas get a pair of fast food socks and a pair of socks with mustaches all over them.

[wildfruit]

I stopped wearing matching socks over 20 years ago.

I'm a gonna try this

[esteban]

I stopped wearing matching socks over 20 years ago.

I'm a gonna try this

Although all my socks are black, I only have a matching pair the first time I wear them (out of the package).

Then, I literally grab two at random.

It's lots of fun when I don't grab a crusty old one with a soft, fresh new one.

No do-overs, though. I have to stick with what I pull out of the sea of socks.

[TR0N]

I stopped wearing matching socks over 20 years ago.  I'm currently wearing one green and one orange sock, but I don't own any all-white or all-black socks.  They're mostly solid colored spanning all the colors of the rainbow, but I did for Christmas get a pair of fast food socks and a pair of socks with mustaches all over them.

You're a rebel aren't you 

[o.pwuaioc]

You guys are weird. It's not that hard to match socks. And throw out the crusty shit!

[VenomMacbeth]

Life's too short to match socks.

[o.pwuaioc]

And to answer the question, mostly business socks, but if I'm lounging around the house in the winter or going for a run (or needing for some reason to wear my tennis shoes) then I wear white low cut socks.

[jeffhlewis]

Black socks, always. White socks and business attire (or generally any type of pants) make you look like a chode.

[Sparky]

Fuck you you white socks fuckers.. this movie should have taught you something!
( great flick )

[mitsuman]

Fuck you you white socks fuckers.. this movie should have taught you something!
( great flick )

It taught me that wearing white socks makes you a winner (they did come on top in the end) and gives you the chance to possibly end up on a long running TV show where you make a ton of money! 

[esteban]

Fuck you you white socks fuckers.. this movie should have taught you something!
( great flick )

It taught me that wearing white socks makes you a winner (they did come on top in the end) and gives you the chance to possibly end up on a long running TV show where you make a ton of money! 

I don't remember any of those lessons, but I do remember thinking that an electric violin is actually a kool idea.

[Bernie]

Sometimes I realize we are out of toilet paper....after I have already ejected the poop squad.  I then have to use my white socks to wipe my arse..Making them brown socks..which was not a choice.  That is racist!

[JoshTurboTrollX]

Black or dark brown during the work week.  White socks on the weekends at home.

[EvilEvoIX]

I prefer white as when you wipe up your luv juice it blends in and isn't as conspicuous as with a black sock.  I have been using the same sock since grade school and you could break the sidewalk with it now.

[SuperGrafx]

I really dislike those really low cut ankle socks.
They feel weird when you wear them.

[VenomMacbeth]

I really dislike those really low cut ankle socks.
They feel weird when you wear them.

Agreed, hate em.

[HailingTheThings]

I prefer white as when you wipe up your luv juice it blends in and isn't as conspicuous as with a black sock.  I have been using the same sock since grade school and you could break the sidewalk with it now.

What in the actual fuck?

[Sarumaru]

I prefer white as when you wipe up your luv juice it blends in and isn't as conspicuous as with a black sock.  I have been using the same sock since grade school and you could break the sidewalk with it now.

What in the actual fuck?

Hailing is highly intrigued.

[HailingTheThings]

I prefer white as when you wipe up your luv juice it blends in and isn't as conspicuous as with a black sock.  I have been using the same sock since grade school and you could break the sidewalk with it now.

What in the actual fuck?

Hailing is highly intrigued.

Nah. Just "surprised" he'd say that. He's probably telling the truth.

[Sarumaru]

I prefer white as when you wipe up your luv juice it blends in and isn't as conspicuous as with a black sock.  I have been using the same sock since grade school and you could break the sidewalk with it now.

What in the actual fuck?

Hailing is highly intrigued.

Nah. Just "surprised" he'd say that. He's probably telling the truth.

Because we've all done it?

[EvilEvoIX]

I prefer white as when you wipe up your luv juice it blends in and isn't as conspicuous as with a black sock.  I have been using the same sock since grade school and you could break the sidewalk with it now.

What in the actual fuck?

Hailing is highly intrigued.

Nah. Just "surprised" he'd say that. He's probably telling the truth.

Because we've all done it?

Who among us has not soiled EvoChoAniki's sock?

Who among us has not used said sock as a coffee filter?

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Who among us has not used said sick as a coffee filter?

Sick?  That's a fitting typo. 

[EvilEvoIX]

*FIXED*

[OldRover]

I have no feet, you ableist motherfucker.

[Bernie]

I like to take my socks off after a long hard day, you know...when they wet and smelly?  Anyway, ahem...I like to throw them at Jimilee, or hide them under her pillow.  Sometimes my stepson gets em under his pillow.  Whatever I feel like at the time.

[wildfruit]

I cant stand wearing socks in bed.

[o.pwuaioc]

I have no feet, you ableist motherfucker.

[esteban]

I cant stand wearing socks in bed.

I am silly. Sometimes I want to wear sock at all times, everywhere. Like, even in the summer and to the beach.

Then, possibly due to my sensory issues, I don't want anything for do with socks.

NO MIDDLE GROUND. ALL OR NOTHING.

TODAY I AM WEARING THEM.

Yesterday, even when I was shoveling snow for 2 hours, NO SOCKS.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Esteban likes to be a rebel - even when he wears socks, he'll often put both on one foot or use one as a wang warmer.