How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?

[ClodBusted]

I made it a habit to post stupid polls on PCEFX when I suffer through very long and tedious sittings.

[HailingTheThings]

Drinking black coffee wasn't an option...

[ClodBusted]

Drinking black coffee wasn't an option...

[MotherGunner]

Like a true (former) United States Infantry Soldier, I spend it while pulling security with my rifle!

[NecroPhile]

Reading a book or flipping through a magazine.

[cjameslv]

Not enough options: Ninjutsu 
I'm in and out before anyone knows whats going on and all that's left is a gruesome scene.

[SignOfZeta]

Shitting.

[SplatterTrigger]

Commenting on this thread.

[esteban]

I always read, often these forums, whilst the experiencing The Crowning.

[wildfruit]

With great pain in my left leg

[ClodBusted]

1 Nobeyer, but 0 obeyers?

[o.pwuaioc]

1 Nobeyer, but 0 obeyers?

Probably handheld devices. The TurboExpress just doesn't do justice to the glory of OBEY. But Game Boy games don't really need anything more than the pea-green screen.

[BigusSchmuck]

[wildfruit]

I'm on the toilet right now

[Joe Redifer]

I shit and GTF out. I don't have kids so I don't need to hide in the bathroom soaking in the fumes of my rancid poo. I just drop my bombs, clean my anus hole, flush (usually twice, just in case) and get the hell out and I feel so much lighter.

[Alt-Nintega]

While sitting on the porcelain throne (faux pink fur seat cover btw) I read old Beckett sports card price guides, In-Fisherman, Field and Stream magazines and sometimes Martha Stewart catalogs.

My average dump time period is 5.5 minutes. My longest dump on record - 15.2 minutes. My fastest dump - 12 seconds. If this is TMI then I'm glad I didn't specify anything in any detail.

[ClodBusted]

Now that I've got a radio in the bathroom, I usually turn the volume up, so that Ms Clodbuster or any guests won't get to hear any gross shit farts.

Still, there's no substitute for having something to read, either on paper or by browsing through the web. I make sure I won't touch the phone after having my butt wiped until I wash my hands.

[TheClash603]

Brondell Swash 1000 makes taking a shit a joy, I typically do 30 minutes of browsing and sitting a day.

[Bloufo]

The one bathroom as well as the master bedroom are built under our mini aquarium.
So I pass the time watching marine life through the glass ceiling.

[xcrement5x]

I used to play PSP but I lost it, so now I play Vita or FFRK.

[esteban]

I reply to these forums every time I take a shite.

[Gredler]

I reply to these forums every time I take a shite.

Me too. 80% of my posts on these forums come from the toilet, and probably belong there.

[blueraven]

Marvel; Contest of Champions.

[ClodBusted]

So guessing from the poll results this means nobody is playing GT or Express when sitting on the toilet?

[Bloufo]

So guessing from the poll results this means nobody is playing GT or Express when sitting on the toilet

Way ahead of you. Alls I need now is to figure out a "clean" way to get all this in the loo and expand my TE experience.

[LostFlunky]

I spend time on the toilet regretting ordering that Big Mac...

[bartre]

I used to play PSP but I lost it, so now I play Vita or FFRK.

that raises some questions.
you flush your PSP?

[xcrement5x]

I used to play PSP but I lost it, so now I play Vita or FFRK.

that raises some questions.
you flush your PSP?

Lol no, I think it would have clogged the pipes.  I honestly don't know where it went, I think my PSP decided to commit suicide once I started playing Legend of Heroes Prophesy of the Moonlight Witch.

Playing Uncharted on Vitar now. 

[Sarumaru]

I don't pewp.

[esteban]

[xcrement5x]

Been playing some sweet Ys Celceta recently. 

[Gypsy]

Dick in hand.

In reality usually a book.

[NecroPhile]

Ah, a Herman Melville fan.

[wildfruit]

I'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today

[esteban]

I'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today

Excellent.

But you should be reading Baby Jo: The Superhero instruction manual.

[wildfruit]

I'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today

Excellent.

But you should be reading Baby Jo: The Superhero instruction manual.

It's too dark to read and I don't like turning the light on til its wipe time.

[esteban]

I'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today

Excellent.

But you should be reading Baby Jo: The Superhero instruction manual.

It's too dark to read and I don't like turning the light on til its wipe time.

Fair enough.

I'll record myself reading the novel "Why Me?" and share the .mp3 files with you.

You can listen to the story unfold.

BUT DO NOT UNFOLD THE TOILET PAPER.

[wildfruit]

[roflmao]

This is precisely why I can't stay away from pcefx.

[esteban]

Roflmao, where the hell have you been?

[roflmao]

Roflmao, where the hell have you been?

I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped!

[esteban]

Roflmao, where the hell have you been?

I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped!

Goddamn! I was afraid we had lost you.

Be more careful now!

[Gypsy]

Roflmao, where the hell have you been?

I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped!

A Trek fan and a Kung Pow reference in your location.

[Medic_wheat]

Lol to in on the toilet I think you would need the turbo express.


It's on my wish list.

[roflmao]

A Trek fan and a Kung Pow reference in your location.

I wondered if that was too obscure a reference. Now I want to watch Star Trek IV again!

...and I'm always up for watching Kung Pow. That movie never gets old.

[blueraven]

Roflmao, where the hell have you been?

I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped!

hahahahhAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Good to have you back!

[Gredler]

Squatty potty, if you don't have one I suggest getting a stool. Feeling right in this mother fucker

[TheClash603]

Brondell Swash 1000 > Squatty Potty

Once you get one, your life is forever changed for the better.

[NightWolve]

Brondell Swash 1000 > Squatty Potty

Once you get one, your life is forever changed for the better.

Pricey, but honestly I would like a water wash system for a toilet. Toilet paper just isn't effective, and if I'm home, I'll just shower right quick afterwards.

[ChuChu Flamingo]

I usually contemplate how all of my choices in life whether intentional or unintentional have led to this very moment of existence.